Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate fan: Expresses deep love and gratitude for idols like Jongseob, e.g. “JONGSEOB EU TE AMO TANTO TANTO OBRIGADA POR ISSO” and “amo tanto o jongseob nunca vou cansar de dizer isso”.
- Supportive friend: Publicly praises others’ work and effort, as in the positive review for a group order manager: “feedback extremamente positivo para a melhor gom do mundo… obrigada por toda a dedicação, gabi!!”.
- Passionate collector: Shows dedication and excitement about photocards and binders, like “abrindo meu binder do seob a cada 5 minutos e olhando igual uma boboca pra ele” and stressing over specific priorities and signed items.
- Empathetic values: Defends artists and rejects unnecessary hate or rivalry, e.g. “só são conceitos e propostas diferentes...?”, “odeio gente que rivaliza mulheres fiquem bem longe de mim por favor”, and defending Martin.
- Playful humor: Uses self‑deprecating and light humor to cope, like “quero fazer essa trend de vida fora do twitter mas eu meio que não tenho vida fora do twitter” and jokes about needing a rich girlfriend to buy photocards.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive spending: Frequently joins group orders and buys items despite financial limits, e.g. “falei que não podia gastar esse mês mas não posso perder essa oportunidade” and worrying about forgetting to pay shipping after entering many GOs.
- Financial stress: Openly struggles with money after losing a job while wanting to buy more merch, as in “que merda ficar desempregada perto do comeback do p1harmony é a única coisa que mim importa” and “preciso arrumar um emprego logo pelo amor de deus quero comprar pc quero comprar álbum”.
- Emotional reactivity: Reacts intensely to stressors (job, spoilers, shipping), e.g. “tô tremendo de raiva cara” and panicked response to a Bungo Stray Dogs spoiler: “NUNCA SUBI ESSE NEGÓCIO TÃO RÁPIDO”.
- Self‑neglect risk: Talks about low energy and headaches while still pushing herself online, such as “sem energia pra nada” and “fui dormir cedo… achei que ia resolver mas ela continua aqui comigo”.
- Overattachment online: Centers life heavily around Twitter and fandom, e.g. “quero fazer essa trend de vida fora do twitter mas eu meio que não tenho vida fora do twitter” and checking Jongseob content and mail obsessively.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, earnest, and deeply devoted to their special interests. Like Lisa with her music and causes, they pour their whole heart into their faves and hobbies, obsessing over Jongseob and P1Harmony with posts like “selca do jongseob é o maior evento do mundo pra mim” and “amo tanto o jongseob nunca vou cansar de dizer isso”. They also show anxious, thoughtful sides—worrying about work and money in “um belo mês para estar desempregada 😭😭😭” and “preciso arrumar um emprego logo pelo amor de deus quero comprar pc quero comprar álbum quero dar claim”—which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and stress. Their strong opinions and sense of justice, seen in “odeio gente que rivaliza mulheres fiquem bem longe de mim por favor” and “só são conceitos e propostas diferentes...?”, mirror Lisa’s moral streak. At the same time, they have a tender, introspective side that finds joy in small things, like “às vezes é tão bom viver” and caring for their cats in “esqueci de comprar sachê para os meus gatos sinto que serei morta a qualquer momento”, which is very in line with Lisa’s loving, slightly dramatic nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): even though they’re very active online, they describe themselves as having little life outside Twitter (“queria fazer essa trend de vida fora do twitter mas eu meio que não tenho vida fora do twitter”) and focus more on parasocial/online bonds than offline social scenes, while also craving but lacking in-person socializing (“quero ver meus amigos preciso ver meus amigos”). Their timeline shows strong Intuition (N): they are future‑oriented and speculative about comebacks and possibilities (“esse começo de mês sai alguma coisa do comeback do cortis #euescolhiacreditar”), and they quickly move from concrete events to broader meanings and hopes rather than dwelling on sensory detail. They are clearly Feeling (F): nearly every topic is framed emotionally—about idols, music, friends, cats, or work—such as their intense attachment to Jongseob (“JONGSEOB EU TE AMO TANTO TANTO OBRIGADA POR ISSO”) and their values about kindness and not rivaling women (“odeio gente que rivaliza mulheres fiquem bem longe de mim por favor”). Finally, they skew Perceiving (P): they struggle with planning and self‑imposed rules (“falei que não podia gastar esse mês mas não posso perder essa oportunidade”), battle creative blocks instead of following a strict schedule (“tô a 4 dias tentando fazer um poster de 404 e não tá saindo nada odeio bloqueio criativo”), and present themselves as more reactive and spontaneous than structured, all of which aligns best with an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if selca do Jongseob is the biggest event in the world for you, where would ‘me and you opening your Seob binder together every 5 minutes’ rank on that list?
- You’re out here starting corrente de oração for photocards and screaming ‘AI CARALHO’ when your Seobies arrive… should I also start praying, or can I just ask directly for a chance to be your favorite pull?
- You said you ‘kind of don’t have a life outside Twitter’ and that you ‘need to see your friends’—how about we fix both problems with one move and I become the mutual you see outside the timeline?
- You’re unemployed, need a notebook, want albums, and dream of a girlfriend who buys you Jongseob photocards… I can’t promise the whole sponsorship yet, but I can absolutely be the supportive side quest on your way to that main mission.
- Between your cats threatening you for forgetting their sachet and you threatening your card because ‘meu cartão não vira nunca’, maybe you deserve one thing that doesn’t stress you out—wanna try going on a chill date with someone who thinks your ‘justice for man’s best friend’ and ‘Happier Than Ever saved lives’ takes are 100% correct?
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Your new Twitter bio
graphic design + k‑pop chaos | unemployed but fully employed collecting Jongseob photocards | once bought a shirt, hated it, kept it anyway– @seobsess
Your signature cocktail
Selca On the Rocks (Jongseob Spritz)
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little too obsessed with its own bias, just like someone who says “selca do jongseob é o maior evento do mundo pra mim” “selca do jongseob é o maior evento do mundo pra mim” and “JONGSEOB EU TE AMO TANTO TANTO OBRIGADA POR ISSO” “JONGSEOB EU TE AMO TANTO TANTO OBRIGADA POR ISSO ”. Passionfruit vodka stands for their intense stan energy and emotional highs, the same energy that has them “abrindo meu binder do seob a cada 5 minutos e olhando igual uma boboca pra ele” “abrindo meu binder do seob a cada 5 minutos e olhando igual uma boboca pra ele”. Pink grapefruit soda brings a fizzy, slightly bitter note for the drama of being broke and unemployed during comeback season, like “que merda ficar desempregada perto do comeback do p1harmony é a única coisa que mim importa” “que merda ficar desempregada perto do comeback do p1harmony é a única coisa que mim importa”. Cotton candy syrup is their soft side—the cats, My Little Pony, and Care Bears lover who says “my little pony e os ursinhos carinhosos são meu maior ponto fraco” “my little pony e os ursinhos carinhosos são meu maior ponto fraco”—and all the tender tweets about their faves’ happiness: “meus favs felizes = eu feliz” “meus favs felizes = eu feliz”. The espresso ice cube slowly melts, representing the exhaustion, late nights, and constant anxiety of ceg, mail and stamped shipping (“envio por stamped é tortura psicológica” “envio por stamped é tortura psicológica”), plus the struggle of “não tenho vida fora do twitter” “queria fazer essa trend de vida fora do twitter mas eu meio que não tenho vida fora do twitter”. Finally, edible silver glitter swirls on top for comeback anticipation and big-dream energy—someone who will shake the glass like they scream “AI CARALHO” “AI CARALHO” every time new blonde Jongseob content drops, turning their timeline (and this drink) into a sparkling chaos shrine.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user centers their life heavily around care, attachment, and reliability, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They show deep loyalty both to idols and to people: they talk about opening their Jongseob binder repeatedly just to admire it “abrindo meu binder do seob a cada 5 minutos e olhando igual uma boboca pra ele” and insist they will always defend Happier Than Ever because it “saved lives” “não aceito falarem mal do meu happier than ever esse álbum salvou vidas !!!!”. They are also consistently kind and appreciative in community spaces, giving detailed positive feedback to a group order manager for being organized and careful with packaging “feedback extremamente positivo para a melhor gom do mundo, @0514rewind... obrigada por toda a dedicação, gabi!! 🤍”. Their empathy extends to animals and friends: they worry about forgetting cat food “esqueci de comprar sachê para os meus gatos sinto que serei morta a qualquer momento” and strongly reject people who pit women against each other “odeio gente que rivaliza mulheres fiquem bem longe de mim por favor”. Even when unemployed and stressed, they focus on small joys and the happiness of their faves “meus favs felizes = eu feliz”, which fits a Hufflepuff’s gentle resilience and loyalty more than the ambition of Slytherin or the glory-seeking of Gryffindor.
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happier than ever - Billie Eilish
The song happier than ever fits them because they’re deeply attached to it emotionally and defend it passionately, as seen when they say they “don’t accept people speaking badly about my Happier Than Ever, this album saved lives!!!!”. Their timeline swings between intense joy over idols and comebacks and moments of feeling low or overwhelmed, like “I’m so drained” and “I’m so xoxa”, mirroring the song’s progression from quiet hurt to cathartic release. They’re going through real-life stress, such as being fired — “I got fired at the end of my shift what a fucking joke” — while still clinging to the comfort of music and idols, which matches the song’s theme of reclaiming feelings after being mistreated. At the same time, they find pockets of happiness in their faves and small joys, like “sometimes it’s so good to be alive” and “my faves happy = me happy”, reflecting the bittersweet, emotional complexity of the track. Their mix of vulnerability, anger, devotion to artists, and the way music clearly anchors them makes happier than ever the song that best represents them.
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