Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Frequently shares strong feelings openly, e.g. “15 HORAS NAAAAAAAOOOOOO” and “deus quando esse pesadelo vai acabar”.
- Critical-thinking: Analyzes media/companies in detail, like critiquing character writing in “pior que o problema não eh nem ser hetero e sim FORÇADO…” and calling out YUEHUA in “yuehua fraude yuehua sonegação fiscal…”.
- Humorously-sarcastic: Uses sharp humor to comment on situations, e.g. “o brigadeiro sabor durepox” and “o grupo nasceu MORTO TIREM O MISOGINO DAI”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows strong attachment to fandoms and artists, like planning cosplay in “vou fazer cosplay da futaba me aguardem” and defending idols in “da última vez que o taerae deu pizzas pra eles voces ficaram dias enchendo a porra do saco…”.
- Community-aware: Understands and comments on online community dynamics, e.g. stepping back from drama in “acompanhar eles sem engajar mais no zerosetwt e minha tml ta uma PAZ…” and criticizing studytwt in “galera do studytwt eh meio doentinha ne”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly-reactive: Often responds with intense frustration or anger, such as “meu irmão em cristo derrube esse avião logo” and “5,90 a porra da passagem de onibus e ninguem faz nada vsf prefeito filho da puta cidade amaldiçoada”.
- Conflict-focused: Frequently centers on drama or ragebait, e.g. “se for ragebait conseguiu me irritar”, “ragebait fraco”, and repeated callouts of companies and fandom fights.
- Self-deprecating: Uses extreme self-harm imagery as reaction, e.g. “1 me mato 2 me mato 3 o toritsuka estraga tudo me mato…” and comparing high school to “querendo apontar uma arma na minha cabeça”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Often uses very strong language toward others, e.g. “bicha burra da porra…” and “essa empresa miseravel vindo tirar minha paz… vai se fuder”.
- Negativity-prone: Many tweets highlight complaints or curses about life and place, like “morar em salvador eh divida de jogo pqp devo ta pagando penitencia” and “eu amaldiçoo a cidade de salvador”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is sharp, opinionated, and politically aware, mixing niche fandom with social critique the way Lisa mixes saxophone and protest signs. They rant about corporate greed and incompetence like Lisa would, for example tearing into entertainment companies and management in “yuehua fraude yuehua sonegação fiscal yuehua lixo yuehua gore yuehua lavagem de dinheiro” and “imagina chegar de cara lavada e pedir 50% do coachella vai tomar no cu KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. There’s also a clear sense of moral frustration with the public and systems, like criticizing reality show audiences in “queria que os produtores entendessem de vez que não tem como dar muito poder pro publico pq o problema do bbb eh justamente o PUBLICO” and complaining about bus prices in “5,90 a porra da passagem de onibus e ninguem faz nada vsf prefeito filho da puta cidade amaldiçoada”. At the same time, they’re deeply into media, games, and anime with a very online, nerdy intensity—gushing about Bungou Stray Dogs in “BSD 128 // não aguento mais esse diabo de arco…” and Persona in “vou fazer cosplay da futaba me aguardem”—which mirrors Lisa’s obsessive love for books, jazz, and causes. Their mix of cynicism, intelligence, and sincere passion for their interests is very much Lisa-with-a-Twitter-account energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their world is heavily online/fandom-centered and introspective (e.g., complaining about weather and city in “ta chovendo e ao mesmo tempo ta fazendo um calor infernal vsf eu amaldiçoo a cidade de salvador” and transit in “5,90 a porra da passagem de onibus e ninguem faz nada vsf prefeito filho da puta cidade amaldiçoada”) rather than describing offline social popularity or big friend groups. They read as iNtuitive because they constantly jump to meta-commentary, symbolism, and larger patterns in media and fandom, like critiquing relationship writing in fiction in “pior que o problema não eh nem ser hetero e sim FORÇADO … parece que ela sofre lobotomia toda vez que fica perto do vanitas” and turning corporate behavior into a narrative in “ador esperneou no tribunal querendo as 5 de volta… ador volta atrás e fala que ela TENTOU”. Their tone is strongly Feeling: value‑driven rants and moral stances dominate—calling out companies as corrupt in “yuehua fraude yuehua sonegação fiscal yuehua lixo yuehua gore yuehua lavagem de dinheiro” and defending idols from unfair treatment in “voces tão pedindo pras coitadas do illit tomarem outro hate train de novo isso eh meio triste” show decisions colored by ethics and empathy more than detached logic. They favor Perceiving over strict structure: they describe impulsive media hyperfixations in “to voltando a me interessar por danganronpa em 2026 meu deus nao Nao” and a go‑with‑the‑flow fandom approach in “nesses ultimos meses do zb1 tomei a decisão de acompanhar eles sem engajar mais no zerosetwt e minha tml ta uma PAZ”, suggesting adaptability, not rigid planning. Altogether, a values-driven, emotionally intense, media-obsessed, and somewhat chaotic online presence fits INFP best: inward-focused but expressive, idealistic and critical of injustice, and comfortable following shifting interests rather than a fixed, organized plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- If PS2 is really ‘the new trend’ and you’re finally ready to perform with the one at home, I volunteer to be Player 2 — we can start with Persona and see if we unlock the romance route offline too.
- You said you survived high school feeling like Makoto Yuki wanting to point a gun at your head; plot twist: I’m here to be your Social Link, raise your Charm, and give you at least one good reason to cast Dia on 2026.
- You’re out here defending Hikaru & Kaoru, mourning Haruhi Fujioka’s return, and gearing up for bonodori in Salvador — I’m just wondering if I can be the chaotic extra in your shoujo reboot, carrying your water bottle and your fan in this ‘calor desgraçado.’
- You curse Salvador every time it’s raining AND hellishly hot, complain about the 5,90 bus fare, and still have energy to scream about BSD 128 and Fyodor — honestly, that level of dramatic stamina is kinda beautiful. Can I take you out somewhere with air conditioning and let you rant in peace while I fall in love?
- You said you’re proud of him for turning 18 and immediately going on a gay program; I’m trying to earn the same level of pride by sliding into your DMs with full homoerotic commitment and zero hetero-ambiguous YH-type fraud involved.
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Salvador-based media nerd. Danganronpa, Persona, BSD & K‑pop analysis between bus fare complaints and weather rants. Once found a meme in under 5 minutes.– @seokmcr
Your signature cocktail
Salvador Ragebait Spritz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with chili for their explosive, profanity-laced rants about Salvador and politics, like when they said “5,90 a porra da passagem de onibus e ninguem faz nada vsf prefeito filho da puta cidade amaldiçoada” and “morar em salvador eh divida de jogo pqp devo ta pagando penitencia”. A dose of cold brew coffee channels their late‑night, hyper-online brainrot while live-commenting k-pop/bbb chaos, as in “começou pqp ninguem quer saber de caráter não voces ficam enchendo o saco dos que movimentam e depois reclamam que só tem planta”. Passion fruit juice represents how passionate and dramatic they get about fandoms and characters—screaming things like “eu te amo yu narukami eu te amo” and “MEU GOATTT”. Sparkling water reflects their chaotic but fun, bubbly timeline, especially when they boast about curating peace with, “nesses ultimos meses do zb1 tomei a decisão de acompanhar eles sem engajar mais ... minha tml ta uma PAZ”. The black sugar rim with sea salt captures their mix of bitterness and sweetness—dragging companies like “yuehua fraude yuehua sonegação fiscal yuehua lixo yuehua gore yuehua lavagem de dinheiro” while still being tender and proud, as in “ficou de maior e a primeira coisa que fez foi ir pra um programa gay meu deus to cheio de orgulho de voce filhote”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a very Slytherin mix of sharpness, ruthlessness, and strategic self‑preservation. They are openly combative when they think someone deserves it, e.g. calling out a reckless data leak in “bicha burra da porra se for pra vazar dados era pra fazer no sigilo e voce resolve postar no twitter pra todo mundo ver pqp se essa yasminji não for burra ela vai tirar uns 10k limpo do seu bolso por danos morais pra tu deixar de ser otaria”, which shows both an instinct for consequences and a kind of pragmatic cruelty. They obsess over corrupt or exploitative institutions in a way that sounds like a rival strategist, not a moralizer: the bio itself (“zb1 lideres do esquema de corrupção e lavagem de dinheiro”) and tweets like “yuehua fraude yuehua sonegação fiscal yuehua lixo yuehua gore yuehua lavagem de dinheiro” and “eu quero estar vivo no dia em que essa empresa vai ser reduzida a nada além de cinzas no chão” drip with vengeful ambition. There’s also a strong self‑preservation and environment‑management streak: they deliberately curate their timeline to avoid drama in “nesses ultimos meses do zb1 tomei a decisão de acompanhar eles sem engajar mais no zerosetwt e minha tml ta uma PAZ...”, which is classic Slytherin boundary‑setting rather than Gryffindor confrontation. Their humor is cutting and often about power, image, or status — see “imagina chegar de cara lavada e pedir 50% do coachella vai tomar no cu KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “BOTOU O PAU NA MESA” — showing they admire boldness and leverage. While they have some loyalty and passion for their faves (e.g. protective tweets about idols and characters), the dominant traits are resentment toward incompetent power, vengeful ambition, and strategic withdrawal, all of which align much more strongly with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, blending sarcasm, frustration, and dark humor much like their timeline. They constantly vent about chaotic realities with irreverence, like cursing their city’s weather in Salvador in “ta chovendo e ao mesmo tempo ta fazendo um calor infernal vsf eu amaldiçoo a cidade de salvador” and raging over public transport prices in “5,90 a porra da passagem de onibus e ninguem faz nada vsf prefeito filho da puta cidade amaldiçoada”. Their bio and k-pop/alt interests show a taste for dramatics and critique of systems, like calling out companies in “yuehua fraude yuehua sonegação fiscal yuehua lixo yuehua gore yuehua lavagem de dinheiro” and mocking fandom discourse in “começou pqp ninguem quer saber de caráter não voces ficam enchendo o saco dos que movimentam e depois reclamam que só tem planta”. Teenagers channels that mix of youthful rage, performative drama, and gallows humor, matching tweets like “eh igual sim passei o ensino médio inteiro igual o makoto yuki querendo apontar uma arma na minha cabeça”. The song’s sarcastic defiance against social pressure mirrors how they joke about everything from anime to politics to corporate greed, using their timeline as a noisy, cathartic outlet.
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