Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, joyful attachment to MCR and other fandoms, e.g. “danger days é o album que tras a esperança e a sensaçao de volta pra casa” and “cada dia mais perto do show do mcr e eu me sinto realizando um sonho irrealizável”.
- Empathy driven: Expresses strong concern for others’ dignity and suffering, e.g. “a coisa mais precária e grotesca que alguem pode fazer… é resumir uma vida… a um órgão genital” and criticism of people who “escolhendo as meninas como pedaços de carne” in this tweet.
- Social justice: Frequently calls out abuse, pedophilia and systemic injustice, e.g. “puta que pariu os caras tem dinheiro… e a unica coisa que escolhem ser é estupradores e pedófilos” and critique of biased systems in this tweet.
- Self-aware: Recognizes personal patterns and therapy impact, e.g. “isso ai é uma parada que ta tão enraizada em mim que nem com 5 anos de terapia eu consegui lidar… pedir ajuda me da um bloqueio fodido”.
- Dark humor: Uses sharp, absurd humor to cope and entertain, e.g. calling themself “eu sou um fórum humano” and joking about yaoi as life-saving in “o yaoi salvou minha vida… o bl tirou minha depressao”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequent heavy insults and swearing, e.g. “pau no cu de todos eles” and “tomara que os riquinho… inep mama minha rola cheia de imposto”.
- Hostile reactions: Tends to respond to disagreement with hostility, e.g. “vai pra puta que te pariu caralho um grande FODASE pra voce” and “nao é porque tu tá fazendo a porra de um cursinho… pau no seu cu e do teu cursinho”.
- Morbid expressions: Uses self-destructive or suicidal phrases for emphasis, e.g. “O GERARD FALANDO… AI PORRA QUE AMOR VOU ME MATAR” and intense despair in “janeiro ta demorando tanto… to em estado de putrefaçao mental”.
- Intense cynicism: Expresses deep hopelessness about society and justice, e.g. “justiça nunca vai fazer nada porque a justiça funciona a vontade de quem controla ela” and “por esse e mais outros motivos de sobra que esse país nao vai pra frente”.
- Health neglect: Describes severe chronic skin issues and frustration without clear self-care focus, e.g. “tenha dermatite atopica desde os 6 anos… meu olho ta SANGRANDO de tão seco… nao tem caralho nenhum que passe”, while mostly venting rather than seeking support.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, sharp-tongued, and rebellious but also fiercely loyal to what they love. Like Bart, they constantly rail against authority and injustice, from screaming at systemic abuse in tweets like “puta que pariu os caras tem dinheiro pra limpar o rabo poder e influência mundial… e a unica coisa que escolhem ser é estupradores e pedófilos” to raging at broken institutions in “passou mil anos p chegar a data certa e agora a porra do site CAIU… o governo do Paraná nunca fornece um site decente”. Their language is irreverent, vulgar, and anarchic, just like Bart’s prankster energy: see “nao é porque tu tá fazendo a porra de um cursinho que voce é a porra do ser sublime superior pau no seu cu e do teu cursinho” and “VOCES ESQUERAM QUE EU TAMBEM TENHO QUE COMER?????????????”. At the same time, beneath the attitude there’s intense emotional attachment and melodramatic devotion to their fandoms, similar to Bart’s secretly soft side, visible in “cada dia mais perto do show do mcr e eu me sinto realizando um sonho irrealizável” and “eu digo com potencia e gratidão: o yaoi salvou minha vida. o bl tirou minha depressao”. Their mix of dark humor about suffering, self-destructive jokes, and performative drama, like “O GERARD FALANDO SISISSISSISISI… AI PORRA QUE AMOR VOU ME MATAR”, also fits Bart’s over-the-top, yet ultimately human, teenage chaos more than any other Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an extrovert: highly expressive, constantly reacting to others, and energized by fandom/social discourse rather than retreating into privacy, e.g. screaming about MCR and shows: “só consigo pensar o quanto o show do mcr ta perto” and “estou chorando ouvindo danger days”. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they jump from concrete events to big-picture takes on society, humanity and power structures, like “o ser humano perde a humanidade… pessoas são produtos e tem etiqueta de preço prs esses porcos” and “satanas nao assusta, o ser humano nunca precisou do diabo pra ser podre”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over impersonal logic, making moral and emotional judgments with intense language about justice and empathy, for instance “a coisa mais precária e grotesca… é resumir uma vida… a um órgão genital” and “puta que pariu os caras tem dinheiro… e a unica coisa que escolhem ser é estupradores e pedófilos”. Their style is flexible and spontaneous, not structured or plan-oriented, which fits Perceiving (P): they swing from hyperfixating on fanfic/anime to complaining about late updates and chaotic life issues, e.g. “li 30 capitulos em 1 dia e agora vou ter que me contentar com oneshot ate sair a atualizaçao” and “janeiro ta demorando tanto pra acabar que eu ja to em estado de putrefaçao mental”. The combination of outward emotional intensity, big-picture moral commentary, fandom passion, and unstructured day-to-day life most closely aligns with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here thanking God for ‘Bulletproof Heart’ on the setlist—how about we make a deal: if it plays, you hold my hand like it’s Danger Days and we’re finally running away where gravity doesn’t matter?
- You said yaoi saved your life and BL cured your depression… statistically speaking, that means there’s at least a 90% chance you could also fall in love with one (1) disaster human who cries over Naruto fanfics and wants to be your demolition lover.
- You called yourself a ‘human forum’—perfect, because I have a serious thread to open: Topic: ‘Reasons septkal should let me be the Mitsuki to their Orochimaru-obsessed heart.’
- You’re ready to socially lynch pedophiles, roast nerdolas, and still cry listening to MCR in an emo-retouched haircut—statistically, that makes you the exact kind of terrifying angel I’d like to stand behind at the show, protecting your 1.60 while we scream the lyrics together.
- You said ‘ser ruim é fácil, o difícil é ser bom’—lucky for you, I’m terrible at being a good person, but I’d put in my Danger Days-level redemption arc just to make sure you never have to live on only rice and eggs again.
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Emo heart, Latin soul. Survived on rice, eggs, and My Chemical Romance. Once read 30 chapters of BL in a day and still made time to yell about politics.– @septkal
Your signature cocktail
Danger Days in the Bunker
Overproof dark rum stands in for their intense, justice-thirsty rage at a rotten system, like when they go off about abusers and power structures in “puta que pariu os caras tem dinheiro pra limpar o rabo poder e influência mundial… e a unica coisa que escolhem ser é estupradores e pedófilos” and “a coisa mais precária e grotesca… é resumir uma vida… a um órgão genital”. Blood orange juice adds a dramatic, slightly sweet emo-heart core, echoing their devotion to My Chemical Romance in lines like “danger days é o album que tras a esperança e a sensaçao de volta pra casa” and “cada dia mais perto do show do mcr e eu me sinto realizando um sonho irrealizável”. Black coffee cold brew brings the sleepless fangirl energy and forum-brain overthinking of “eu sou um fórum humano” and the marathon fanfic sessions in “COMO PODE O SER HUMANO CHORAR LENDO FANFIC DE NARUTO EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS CHORAR CARALHO”. Smoky chili syrup captures their bunker-dwelling, sharp-tongued chaos from “Location: bunker motherfucker ⚠️” and roasts like “nerdola nem tem capacidade de amar nada alem do league of legends”. Finally, glittery tonic water on top represents the unexpectedly hopeful, melodramatic sparkle of someone who can say “o yaoi salvou minha vida… o amor entre dois homens pode mudar a tua vontade de morrer” while also praying, half-ironic, half-serious, in “pai se for da tua vontade bulletproof heart vai tocar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account is dominated by raw outrage, moral conviction, and a willingness to charge directly at perceived injustice in a very "charge first, think later" way, which is classic Gryffindor. They openly advocate confrontational, even risky responses to abuse and corruption, e.g. calling for "linchamento social" and insisting that "o povo que tem que agir" in “justiça nunca vai fazer nada porque a justiça funciona a vontade de quem controla ela. tem que fazer um linchamento social e ir atrás desses filhos da puta no seco mesmo, o povo que tem que agir”. Their disgust at powerful abusers is visceral and framed in moral terms, as in “puta que pariu os caras tem dinheiro pra limpar o rabo poder e influência mundial ... e a unica coisa que escolhem ser é estupradores e pedófilos puta que pariu”, and in their long thread humanizing victims and condemning those who "resumir uma vida ... a um órgão genital" in “a coisa mais precária e grotesca que alguem pode fazer...”. They’re also quick to pick fights over principles, e.g. “PORQUE CRISTAO NAO É PERSEGUIDO POR SER MAIORIA SEU PORCO IMUNDO E BURRO” and “vai pra puta que te pariu caralho um grande FODASE pra voce. a porra do debate sendo empurrado pra pauta toda hora...”, showing a preference for bold confrontation over diplomacy or calculation. While they do show some introspection and humor, the dominant throughline is fiery courage, righteous anger, and an almost heroic identification with underdogs (including themselves in the education/inequality tweets like “tomara que os riquinho que voces dao preferencia... inep mama minha rola cheia de imposto e cota”), which aligns more strongly with Gryffindor than with the colder ambition of Slytherin or the studious detachment of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance
The best-fitting song for @septkal is Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance. They explicitly frame the song as almost a prayer, saying “pai se for da tua vontade bulletproof heart vai tocar”, and repeatedly describe Danger Days as the album that gives them purpose and hope, calling it “o album que tras a esperança e a sensaçao de volta pra casa” and “o album mais lindo do mundo o que da proposito de vida e te cura de dentro para fora em todas as linhas do tempo”. They rank Bulletproof Heart as their number one track, stating “top 3 de danger days 1 bulletproof heart” in this tweet, which shows how central it is to their identity. Lyrically, the song’s mix of desperation, escape, and defiant hope mirrors their own blend of rage at injustice (“o ser humano perde a humanidade… pessoas são produtos e tem etiqueta de preço prs esses porcos”) and yearning for another world (“quero reencarnar em um mundo novo.”). The line “you can run away with me anytime you want” also resonates with their emotional attachment to the band, echoed when they tweet “you can run away with me anytime you want” and fantasize about escaping to a place beyond gravity with Gerard Way in this post. Overall, Bulletproof Heart captures their emo aesthetics, intense fandom, anger at the world, and deep need for music as survival and escape.
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