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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s a gifted, introspective kid who feels out of place and overburdened, much like this user juggling school stress and assignments while still performing well, as in “ok we ball i passed all my assignments on time” and “i get honors at school but thats never enough for her to stop screaming at me”. The user’s sensitivity and emotional honesty mirror Lisa’s, especially in posts about family conflict and feeling unappreciated, like “my mom might just be the most miserable person ever… thats never enough for her to stop screaming at me every single second of the day”. Lisa often struggles with body image and social isolation in more subtle ways in the show, paralleling this user’s fixation on BMI and weight in tweets such as “bmi 21 // 4teen • pro recov .🦴 ࣪ ˖” and “bye my bmi calculator says im overweight by 0.2kg i hate this”. The user’s tendency to overthink and seek validation online, shown in “who keeps unfollowing me did i fall off 😣😣” and “hello yesterday i was at 707 now am at 701 do u vuys hate me... 💔💔”, also reflects Lisa’s recurring insecurity about her social standing. Finally, despite the dark humor and self-destructive themes, there’s a clear desire for recovery and connection—similar to how Lisa, even when cynical, still reaches for hope and community, as seen in “4teen • pro recov .🦴 ࣪ ˖” and their constant interaction with ‘oomfs’.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek interaction and attention from others, e.g. asking for engagement and followers “#shtwt #edtwt #shedtwt ok guys i need more oomfs follow me now ifb :3” and worrying about likes and follows “who keeps unfollowing me did i fall off 😣😣”. Their focus is strongly Sensing, rooted in concrete bodily details and daily life—food, weight, hair, shits, scars—such as “i just ate a whole cake and finally shat after being 5 days constipated i swear there was 4 whole shits in there” and “Is there a way to keep your hair while having an ed?? Mine is already falling out little by little 😣”. They appear Feeling over Thinking: reactions are emotional and relational, like feeling hurt by engagement patterns “WHY DO I ONLY GET LIKES ON MY POSTS IF THEIR BODYCHECKS OR CUTS 🤬🤬” and fixating on how others perceive their body “A task in science i gotta do is calculate my bmi 😭😭💔💔💔 everyone in my class is gonna know im a fat chud”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently change plans around food and school, talk about not being "locked in" or organized “i have absolutely not locked in since the start of february im gonna end it all 💔💔😣😣” and show a spontaneous, impulsive style like deciding to "start a fast" out of nowhere “gonna eat a carrot and start a fast for who knows how long....”. Put together, the highly social, present-focused, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous traits align best with ESFP.

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14 • student navigating school, faith & mental health • part-time sweet potato chef, full-time overthinker • here for honest thoughts, not perfection– @sequindt

Your signature cocktail
The sparkling rosé/pink lemonade mirrors their bubbly, hyper-online vibe and constant school/life updates, from “goodmorning everypony its 5 am and i have to get ready for MASS!! 💔” to “goodmorning oomfs.... i have to get ready for skool 😣😣”. Roasted sweet potato syrup is a direct nod to their self-declared identity as a sweet potato lover in “I had 2 sweet potatoes for breakfast and 2 for lunch i am a sweet potato #connoisseur”, adding warmth and comfort under all the chaos. The bitter herbal liqueur/bitters represents the darker edges of their timeline—self-harm and ED struggles like “the first ever cut i did on my thigh was so perfect and wide how tf do i achieve this again😞😞” and “'Maintain 900cals' ok so um!”—giving the drink emotional depth. A sea salt rim with black pepper captures the sharp, self-deprecating humor and bodily oversharing in tweets like “no one talks about how obliterating the shits are when ur starved” and “i just ate a whole cake and finally shat after being 5 days constipated”. The lemon twist and carrot ribbon nod to their fasts and ‘safe’ foods—“gonna eat a carrot and start a fast for who knows how long....” and “0cals because i said so”—while keeping the whole thing visually cute and a bit dramatic, just like their follower-milestone theatrics in “700 TRILLION FOLLOWERS THANK U SO MUCH GUSY 😇😇”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and care about their connections with others, frequently worrying about followers and oomfs and wanting mutual support, like when they say “hello yesterday i was at 707 now am at 701 do u vuys hate me... 💔💔” and “who keeps unfollowing me did i fall off 😣😣”. Even while struggling with self-harm and an eating disorder, they notice fairness and responsibility issues around them, criticizing unsafe behavior and misinformation, as in “someone ik irl is such a liar, she told me she was prescribed to take 2 lax a day FOR LONG TERM USE??? Isnt lax supposed to just be a temporary solution otherwise its just dangerous?? 😭😭 what doctor would tell u to do that” and “Mind you this person is saying 900 cals is a typical amount to eat daily 😭😭 their entire account revolves on neo nazism its insane”. They also work hard and take pride in school despite everything, mentioning assignments and grades in tweets like “i do everything she asks me to, i wash the dishes, i do the laundry, i get honors at school but thats never enough for her to stop screaming at me every single second of the day” and “ok we ball i passed all my assignments on time”. Their desire to be there for oomfs, celebrate milestones together (“JUST HIT 500MILLION FOLLOWERS THANK YOU EVERYNYAN FOLLOW FOR MORE BANGERS”), and seek community (#shedtwt, #edtwt, Twitter family trees, interaction circles) reflects the Hufflepuff emphasis on belonging and mutual care. While there are flashes of self-deprecating humor and insecurity, the core throughline is a hardworking, community-oriented kid who craves stability, fairness, and connection—very much aligned with Hufflepuff values.

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A well-suited song is Skinny Love by Bon Iver, because it captures the mix of fragility, self-hatred, and longing for change that shows up throughout their tweets. They constantly frame their worth around weight and BMI, calling themselves a “fat chud” and stressing over being “overweight by 0.2kg” in posts like “bye my bmi calculator says im overweight by 0.2kg i hate this” and “Im a fat freaking chud 💔💔”. The song’s aching vulnerability mirrors their self-destructive humor about eating and starving, such as “gonna eat a carrot and start a fast for who knows how long....” and “'Maintain 900cals' ok so um!”. It also aligns with their struggle with self-harm and feeling unseen, evident in posts like “the first ever cut i did on my thigh was so perfect and wide how tf do i achieve this again😞😞” and “shorts dont cover my scars anymore @_@”. Skinny Love isn’t just about being thin; it’s about a love for yourself that’s starving and collapsing, which reflects how they talk about their body, mental health, and need for validation on edtwt and shedtwt.

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