
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The mix of chaotic humor, swearing, and self-deprecation fits Bart Simpson more than anyone else. They joke about feeling randomly confident like a rare buff (“hj to me sentindo gostoso pra krl (sim, é um evento raro)”) and then immediately swing back into a kind of comedic misery, like when they say they thought they were getting better but weren’t (“acho q eu tava errado eu n melhorei xD”). Their timeline is full of impulsive, high-energy reactions to games and music, such as freaking out over a drop in a game or a rap track (“MEU DEUS EU DROPEI UMA OPE”, “PUTA QUE PARIU Q MUSICA É ESSA… Q MUSICA BOA DO KCT”), which feels very Bart-like in intensity and enthusiasm. At the same time, there’s a subtle loneliness and desire for connection under the jokes, e.g. wanting people to play League with them (“algm jogaria lol cmg algm ai”) and feeling happy when someone includes them (“e meio triste n ter ngm pra jogar, fico feliz q o nathan teve piedade de mim :D”), mirroring Bart’s mix of bravado and vulnerability. Their love for edgy music and covers, plus dramatic lines about anger in the bio, match Bart’s streak for rebellion and melodrama more than the calmer or more responsible Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention feeling alone or lacking people to play with, like “e meio triste n ter ngm pra jogar, fico feliz q o nathan teve piedade de mim :D” and “algm jogaria lol cmg algm ai”, suggesting a small circle and a longing for deeper connection rather than broad socializing. Their interests and language point to Intuition (N): they get absorbed in stimuli and ideas, as in “vi um mlk jogando sonic 2 na oil ocean e meu instinto autista ativou e fiquei olhando vidrado pra gameplay dele” and resonate strongly with symbolic, dramatic lyrics like “AS CHAMAS NÃO ARDEM O INFERNO NÃO VAI ME SEGURAR...”, showing a taste for meaning and intensity rather than just concrete facts. They appear strongly Feeling (F): they speak emotionally about their girlfriend, e.g. “minha mina é mt linda pqp” and “Eu e minha mulher @rwincandy_U <333”, and about their own moods, like “acho q eu tava errado eu n melhorei xD”, focusing on how they and others feel rather than on detached logic. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life is portrayed in spur-of-the-moment reactions—energy drinks, gaming, weather, mood swings—such as “opaaa hj saí mais cedo slk vou jogar (chorar) o dia inteiro” and “acho q estou começando a melhorar, por isso vou tentar fazer um novo cover”, which shows spontaneous decisions instead of structured planning. This mix of introspection, emotional depth, imaginative fixation on media (Enygma, LoL, Sonic), and a go-with-the-flow lifestyle aligns best with INFP.

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League enjoyer & Viego simp, occasional cover singer and chocolate-scented soap enthusiast. Looking for duo queues and new songs to scream.– @Serapholas

Your signature cocktail
The Spiced dark rum is the strong, slightly chaotic core, echoing their fiery bio “Estuans interius, ira vehementi” and the all-caps Enygma hype in “AS CHAMAS NÃO ARDEM O INFERNO NÃO VAI ME SEGURAR”. A splash of energy drink (Monster-style) nods to their jittery, overcaffeinated chaos in “caralho to passando mt mal nunca mais bebo monster”. Dark cherry liqueur adds sweetness and romance for the soft side that posts “minha mina é mt linda pqp” and “Eu e minha mulher @rwincandy_U <333”. A dash of chocolate bitters recalls “o sabonete da minha irmã é mt cheiroso to com cheirinho de chocolate ☺️☺️☺️”, mixing comfort with a slightly bitter edge of loneliness in “e meio triste n ter ngm pra jogar, fico feliz q o nathan teve piedade de mim :D”. Finally, a sparkling water mist over ice represents the brief, fragile confidence of “hj to me sentindo gostoso pra krl (sim, é um evento raro)” and the hopeful gamer energy of “algm jogaria lol cmg algm ai”, giving the drink a light, fizzy finish over a heavy heart.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong desire for companionship and appreciation of the people around them, which aligns well with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and warmth. For example, they’re genuinely happy just to have someone to play with, saying they’re glad a friend had pity and joined them in game: “e meio triste n ter ngm pra jogar, fico feliz q o nathan teve piedade de mim :D”. They value the small kindness of meeting new people in League, appreciating not feeling so alone: “que legal conheci gente fofa no lol pelo menos n fico tão sozinho :D”. Their affection toward their partner is simple and earnest, as seen in posts like “Eu e minha mulher @rwincandy_U <333” and “minha mina é mt linda pqp”, which reflects deep attachment rather than status-seeking or drama. Even their small, cozy observations like enjoying the smell of their sister’s soap — “o sabonete da minha irmã é mt cheiroso to com cheirinho de chocolate ☺️☺️☺️” — suggest a down-to-earth, comfort-oriented personality typical of Hufflepuff rather than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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A mix of melancholy, inner anger, and dramatic hope fits them very well, and Welcome to the Black Parade captures that emotional swing. Their bio, “Estuans interius, ira vehementi”, already echoes that burning, dramatic angst at the heart of the song. They openly talk about feeling unwell or off, like in “acho q eu tava errado eu n melhorei xD” and “q dor de cabeça do caralho acho q meu cerebro vai explodir”, mirroring the song’s themes of struggle and inner pain. At the same time, they show sparks of confidence and self-acceptance, as in “hj to me sentindo gostoso pra krl (sim, é um evento raro)” and their desire to improve with music in “acho q estou começando a melhorar, por isso vou tentar fazer um novo cover”. Their love for dramatic, intense geek/rap music like Enygma in “AS CHAMAS NÃO ARDEM O INFERNO NÃO VAI ME SEGURAR... enygma é mt foda” also aligns with the theatrical, emotional intensity of MCR’s anthem. The balance between loneliness, nerdy passion, and a desire for connection (e.g. “e meio triste n ter ngm pra jogar, fico feliz q o nathan teve piedade de mim :D”) makes this song a strong match for their vibe.

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