Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Sports Fan: He shows intense loyalty and emotion for the UNC Tar Heels, even calling “HUBERT DAVIS IS THE GREATEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL COACH OF ALL TIME”.
- Eclectic Musical Taste: He appreciates diverse genres ranging from “Kamasi Washington” and “Prince” to “bluegrassish music”.
- Musical Perceptiveness: He is quick to recognize talent and quality, such as when he noted “Kendrick Lamar can do no wrong” and praised “Hamilton”.
- Academic Humor: He finds ways to enjoy collegiate tasks, like taking the “opportunity to write 'dick flop' in a collegiate essay”.
- Culturally Aware: He recognizes the importance of social progress, noting it is “cool to be alive on a day that'll later be in history books”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Social Media: He admits to over-tweeting while under the influence, asking “Who is letting me tweet wtf” during a night out.
- Financial Cynicism: He expresses open hostility toward his alma mater regarding alumni giving, asking “why the fuck would I ever donate money to Elon”.
- Physical Clumsiness: He struggles with device maintenance, lamenting “I just cracked my screen” and noting his “phone is so slippery”.
- Short Temper: He becomes highly agitated during stressful events, admitting “I'm this close from a fight” during a basketball game.
- Dietary Hyperbole: He displays extreme food opinions, claiming those who like pineapple on pizza are “objectively wrong”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Seth captures the rebellious and energetic spirit of Bart Simpson, particularly through his penchant for late-night mischief and disdain for authority figures. Just as Bart often finds himself in trouble, Seth documents his own chaotic adventures, admitting, “Who is letting me tweet wtf” and “I'm so drunk why is typing so hard”. He shares Bart's irreverent attitude toward institutional traditions, notably scoffing at his college with, “Lol why the fuck would I ever donate money to Elon”. Even his academic life mirrors Bart's prankish nature, as seen when he bragged about getting “the opportunity to write 'dick flop' in a collegiate essay”. Ultimately, his impulsive social media presence and love for living in the moment make him a perfect match for The Simpsons’ resident troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Seth leans toward Extraversion (E), frequently live-tweeting social outings, concerts, and late-night drinking sessions with friends, even joking about “who my true friends are” because they haven't told him to stop. His Intuitive (N) side shows in his appreciation for diverse arts like Hamilton and Fleet Foxes, as well as abstract musings on “the company that makes ceiling tiles”. He is a Feeling (F) type who communicates with high emotional energy, whether expressing deep empathy for the “opening montage in Up” or reacting viscerally to basketball games. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness tweeting style and his admission of “trying to be responsible” while clearly succumbing to the whims of the moment.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Carolina basketball opponent? Because you're clearly wayyyy overrated—wait, no, I actually can't stop staring and I'm 'this close from a fight' with anyone who tries to talk to you.
- Forget the $160,000 'Elon Experience'—I’d much rather spend $20.16 on a round of tequila shots with you and see who struggles to brush their teeth more later.
- Are you a Kendrick Lamar track? Because you can do no wrong, and honestly, I've been waiting way too long to tell you that you're more of a national treasure than Gene Wilder.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a weed eater and I’ll never suggest we put pineapple on our pizza. Does that qualify me as your 'true friend,' or can I take you out for a double cheeseburger?
- I’m not saying I’m the greatest college basketball coach of all time, but I’d definitely pull a Hubert Davis and lead us all the way to a late-night Sheetz run.
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Raleigh native and Elon alum. I’m a UNC basketball fanatic who once wrote 'dick flop' in a college essay about Moby Dick. Probably at Sheetz for a midnight snack.– @SethADoubleU
Your signature cocktail
The Chapel Hill Cardiac Arrest
This drink captures the high-stakes energy of a Seth Williams tweetstorm, specifically the night he feared a “heart attack” while watching UNC. We use muddled grapes because he eats “a LOT of grapes”, and a heavy pour of tequila since “everyone else is crazy I love tequila”. The spicy kick represents the friend who “just had too much hot sauce”, while the garnish is a middle finger to fruit-topped food because if you like it, “you’re just objectively wrong”. It’s a strong, experimental concoction best enjoyed while “parallel double parking that motherfucker sideways”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Seth exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of raw impulsivity, particularly through his frequent and unfiltered 'drunk tweeting' sessions where he even admits, “Who is letting me tweet wtf”. His fiery passion for his interests is loud and unyielding, whether he is screaming in all-caps that “HUBERT DAVIS IS THE GREATEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL COACH OF ALL TIME” or boldly confronting social friction by stating, “I'm this close from a fight” during a tense game. He possesses a brave, almost reckless disregard for self-preservation, openly questioning his own social standing by wondering “who my true friends are though because none of them have ever said 'hey Seth, you should probably stop tweeting'”. This combination of intense loyalty to his North Carolina teams and a tendency to act (and tweet) first and think later perfectly aligns with the house of the brave and the bold.
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Your song
Carolina In My Mind - James Taylor
Seth is a die-hard North Carolina sports fan whose timeline is defined by his emotional ties to Chapel Hill, from the anxiety of a “heart attack” during games to proclaiming “HUBERT DAVIS IS THE GREATEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL COACH OF ALL TIME”. The song’s folk-leaning, nostalgic tone mirrors his musical interests, as he mentions he “play[s] bluegrassish music” and enjoys artists like Fleet Foxes. His tweets frequently revolve around local life in the Carolinas, whether he is attending a “bluegrass festival in burlington” or making late-night runs to “@sheetz”. Ultimately, his deep-rooted passion for the region and its culture makes this quintessential North Carolina anthem the perfect fit for his personality.
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