Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Organized: Runs structured rounds and deadlines for trials, clearly tracking remaining 'rabbits' and stages, as seen in announcements like “THIRTY EIGHT RABBITS REMAIN. IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED A CONFIRMATION MESSAGE, YOU HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.”
- Decisive: Makes firm elimination and promotion calls (e.g., designating leaders and removing players) without hesitation, such as “RABBIT#098 HAS BEEN CHOSEN AS WARREN LEADER; RABBIT#224 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, BUT ITS LEGACY SHALL LIVE ON...”
- Commanding: Uses authoritative, directive language to control participants, for example “LET THE GAMES BEGIN. TRIALONE/partone: SEND ME A LIST OF YOUR FIVE MOST BELOVED POSSESSIONS...”
- Persistent: Maintains a long-running series of trials and updates over many stages, implied by the bio 'BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE.' and continued trial progress like “TRIAL SIX RELEASED.”
- Engaging: Designs interactive, participatory tasks that force players to act in the real world, such as “TRIAL FOUR RELEASED RECITE HABIT'S LITTLE POEM IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND DOCUMENT IT.”
Weaknesses:
- Cruel: Openly revels in others’ distress and elimination, evident in statements like “RABBIT#052... YOU SICKEN ME. BUT I APPLAUD YOUR TENACITY. SUCK A RAILROAD SPIKE.”
- Manipulative: Encourages harmful social actions for entertainment or control, such as “TRIAL THREE HAS BEEN ISSUED LOSE A FRIEND, BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY.”
- Contemptuous: Shows clear disdain for participants and others, using belittling phrases like “PISS AND MOAN, PISS AND MOAN. YOU COMPLAIN AS IF THIS IS A GAME FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT: GET OVER YOURSELF.”
- Provocative: Attempts to incite extreme behavior in others, criticizing restraint in “AGGRAVATION; NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DAMNED PROTESTERS COULD BE INFLUENCED INTO TRUE ACTION. NOT ONE.”
- Threatening: Uses violent, intimidating imagery to assert control, as in “POSING AS ME ON A TIME LINE EARNS A SKINNING.”
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The bio "BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE." and ominous location "EVERYWHERE YOU'RE NOT." fit Sideshow Bob’s theatrical, stalking presence and long-running vendettas. This account treats followers as playthings in an elaborate game, much like Bob’s baroque revenge schemes, issuing commands such as "TRIAL THREE HAS BEEN ISSUED LOSE A FRIEND, BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY." and "TRIAL FOUR RELEASED RECITE HABIT'S LITTLE POEM IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND DOCUMENT IT. REMIND THEM WHO MADE YOU DO IT.". The tone is sadistic yet refined and taunting, as in "PISS AND MOAN, PISS AND MOAN. YOU COMPLAIN AS IF THIS IS A GAME FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT: GET OVER YOURSELF.", echoing Bob’s contempt for the masses. Their delight in manipulation and elimination — "RABBIT#160 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED." and "THE THREE RUNTS HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF THEIR ELIMINATION." — mirrors Bob’s enjoyment of elaborate punishment. Even the mocking greeting "SURPRISE, BITCHES." feels like one of Sideshow Bob’s dramatic re-entrances after lying in wait.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They show a strong Extraverted (E) orientation by running a public tournament and constantly addressing an audience of ‘rabbits’, issuing commands and taunts like “LET THE GAMES BEGIN. TRIALONE/partone: SEND ME A LIST OF YOUR FIVE MOST BELOVED POSSESSIONS...” and “HAVE AT IT, RABBITS. WILL YOU ATTEMPT TO CREATE A FOLLOWING OR HIDE COMFORTABLY WITHIN THE MASSES?”, which seek engagement and attention. Their Intuitive (N) focus shows in the symbolic, abstract nature of the trials: asking people to bury items (“CHOOSE ONE OF YOUR BELOVED ITEMS. BURY IT. MARK THE GRAVE. LEAVE IT BEHIND.”) or destroy friendships (“TRIAL THREE HAS BEEN ISSUED LOSE A FRIEND, BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY.”), emphasizing psychological meaning over concrete practicality. The tone is dominantly Thinking (T): cold, taunting, and rule‑focused, as in “PISS AND MOAN, PISS AND MOAN. YOU COMPLAIN AS IF THIS IS A GAME FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT: GET OVER YOURSELF.” and “YOU REALLY THINK I'D WASTE MY TIME IN YOUR CHAT? PATHETIC IMPOSTORS, TRY HARDER.”, prioritizing control and efficiency over empathy. Their heavy emphasis on structure, deadlines, and rounds reflects Judging (J): they set clear time limits and progression markers like “BALLOTS ARE DUE IN BY THIS FRIDAY AT NOON, EASTERN.”, “ALMOST 24 HOURS REMAIN FOR TRIAL ONE. HURRY UP, RABBITS.”, and “THIS CONCLUDES ROUND TWO. THE WINNER OF THIS ROUND WILL BE CHOSEN AND NOTIFIED LATER THIS WEEK.”. The overall pattern is of a commanding, strategic organizer who enjoys orchestrating complex psychological games, which matches ENTJ: extraverted, abstract, analytical, and highly structured in execution.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’ve ‘BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE,’ but I’m still hoping I can be your favorite long-term HABIT.
- If Trial One was burying a beloved possession, consider this my submission: I’m ready to lay my heart in a brown paper bag and let you mark the grave.
- You’ve got rabbits losing friends, burying treasures, and reciting your poem in public—if I survive all seven trials, do I at least win a date ‘EVERYWHERE I’M NOT’?
- You told Rabbit #052 to ‘SUCK A RAILROAD SPIKE’ and still applauded his tenacity—if I show half that dedication, do I get promoted to WARREN LOVER instead of WARREN JESTER?
- You called us ‘BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD’ back in 2010—lucky for you, mine’s still bleeding, but this time it’s strictly for one judge, one jury, one executioner: HABIT.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Host of the Seven Trials. I design games, count rabbits, and archive the missteps. Once delayed a round just to see who kept their nerve.– @SEVENTRIALS
Your signature cocktail
The Seventh Trial Negroni
The Seventh Trial Negroni is a dark, uncompromising twist on a classic, built strong for someone who orders people to "LOSE A FRIEND, BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY." “TRIAL THREE HAS BEEN ISSUED LOSE A FRIEND, BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY.” Overproof rye stands in for their aggressive, taunting energy, the kind that says “SURPRISE, BITCHES.” Campari brings a bitter, blood-red edge for the ruthless tournament of rabbits they orchestrate, counting down as “RABBIT#160 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.” The charcoal-dark vermouth reflects their lurking presence, “EVERYWHERE YOU'RE NOT,” and the way they’ve “BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE.” Finally, black walnut bitters nod to the twisted playfulness of their little poem—“DRIP DROP, SLICE AND CHOP, CHASE THE RABBIT, HOP! HOP! HOP!”—leaving a lingering, haunting aftertaste, like a trial you’re never quite sure you passed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account’s defining traits are manipulation, ruthless competition, and calculated leadership, all classic Slytherin qualities. They repeatedly assert dominance and control over the “rabbits,” turning everything into a survival-style tournament: “LET THE GAMES BEGIN. TRIALONE/partone: SEND ME A LIST OF YOUR FIVE MOST BELOVED POSSESSIONS...” and later “TRIAL THREE HAS BEEN ISSUED LOSE A FRIEND, BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY.”. Their cunning shows in how they coerce public, reputation-risking acts to prove devotion, like “TRIAL FOUR RELEASED RECITE HABIT'S LITTLE POEM IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND DOCUMENT IT. REMIND THEM WHO MADE YOU DO IT.”. They use people as pawns and delight in psychological leverage, as seen in “THIS YEAR, FOR CHRISTMAS, SEND A MESSAGE TO ANOTHER TEAM BY KILLING OFF THEIR LEADER. (#224 #098 #046)” and the taunting “HA, JUST REMEMBER THAT, GLENN. THEY TRUSTED YOU.”. Even their bio, “EVERYWHERE YOU'RE NOT” and “BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE,” along with threats like “POSING AS ME ON A TIME LINE EARNS A SKINNING.”, reinforces a persona built on fear, reputation, and control rather than bravery, kindness, or intellectual curiosity. All of this points overwhelmingly toward Slytherin.
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Your song
Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
A persona that delights in manipulation, suffering, and long games fits the taunting, sadistic narrator of Sympathy for the Devil. HABIT presides over escalating "trials" and calls participants "rabbits," reveling in cruelty and control, as seen in commands like "TRIAL THREE HAS BEEN ISSUED LOSE A FRIEND, BY ANY MEAN NECESSARY." and "TRIAL FOUR RELEASED RECITE HABIT'S LITTLE POEM IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND DOCUMENT IT. REMIND THEM WHO MADE YOU DO IT.". Their bio, "BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE." and taunts like "SURPRISE, BITCHES." mirror the song’s timeless, smug evil that has always been present and pulling strings. HABIT toys with hope and fear—gloating in tweets such as "PISS AND MOAN, PISS AND MOAN. YOU COMPLAIN AS IF THIS IS A GAME FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT: GET OVER YOURSELF."—just as the song’s narrator coolly recounts atrocities with perverse charm. The repeated elimination of "rabbits" ("RABBIT #052 HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE TRIALS, DUE TO A VOTE OF 6 TO 1.") underscores a devil-like figure orchestrating a violent game, perfectly in step with the sinister elegance of this track.
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