SeventusMaster
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Eloquent: Uses sophisticated vocabulary in the Jordan Peterson critique.
- Introspective: Reflects on personal dissatisfaction in the five‑to‑ten‑year wait tweet.
- Creative: Employs poetic imagery like "The sky weeps, and thunder roars."
- Analytical: Dissects arguments, e.g., analyzing Peterson's circumlocution.
- Bold: Challenges mainstream narratives, urging distrust of the establishment.
Weaknesses:
- Conspiratorial: Claims Dutton tried to assassinate him and distrusts media/government.
- Extremist: Praises Nick Fuentes and references the Nazi film "the eternal jew."
- Generalizing: Makes sweeping statements about "people" and "Americans."
- Provocative: Uses inflammatory language about anti‑White violence porn.
- Unsubstantiated: Makes serious accusations without supporting evidence.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is a wealthy, elitist industrialist who constantly emphasizes hierarchy and despises the masses, mirroring the user's anti‑egalitarian statement "If prosperity, adversity. This reflects natural hierarchy and the impossible utopianism of the liberal, progressive worldview: if you want high, there must be low. Communism attempts to elevate the undeserving low to high, by doing so it destroys the high, destroys civilization." The user’s distrust of media and government appears in "People are like gold fish: they have forgotten that the very same media & governments ... Do not believe a word of the establishment," echoing Burns’s conspiratorial manipulation of Springfield. Their self‑styled "Master" identity and Latin motto "Eadem mutata resurgo" echo Burns’s self‑aggrandizing attitude of always rising again, as in "I am tired of having to wait five to ten years before everyone else catches up… I move further – never do I get a feeling of shared spirit with the masses." The dramatic tone of "The sky weeps, and thunder roars" and references to highbrow culture like Jordan Peterson and H.P. Lovecraft match Burns’s occasional pretentious monologues. For these reasons, Mr. Burns best captures the user's hierarchical, conspiratorial, and self‑appointed master persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user shows an introverted communication style, preferring solitary reflection over social interaction, as seen in the tweet "I am tired of having to wait five to ten years before everyone else catches up." They process information abstractly and focus on future‑oriented, conceptual ideas, exemplified by "If prosperity, adversity. This reflects natural hierarchy and the impossible utopianism of the liberal, progressive worldview: if you want high, there must be low." and "What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. H.P Lovecraft." Their decision‑making is rooted in logical analysis and impersonal critique, evident in the comment on Jordan Peterson: "Jordan Peterson's circumlocution is simultaneously his greatest weakness and strength: while it prevents intelligent people from taking him seriously, it also obscures the shallow nature of his discourse to the hard of thinking." and the hierarchical argument against communism. Finally, they display a judging preference for order and decisive conclusions, as reflected in "Rely on your instincts." and the directive "Do not believe a word of the establishment."
Some pickup lines for you
- Like the sky weeping and thunder roaring in your photo, my heart beats louder whenever I see your tweets—care to share a stormy night together?
- Your motto "Eadem mutata resurgo" says you rise anew—so let's rise together, maybe over a cup of coffee while we discuss why Jordan Peterson's word maze is both a curse and a charm.
- If we were characters in a Lovecraft tale, I'd be the ancient being that resurfaces to whisper sweet nothings—just like the deep, loathsome mysteries you love.
- You trust your instincts and I trust mine—my instinct says you're the only one who can keep up with my thoughts that are five years ahead of the crowd.
- Are you ready for NNN? Because I’m ready to say 'No' to everything else and focus entirely on you.
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Philosophy-savvy commentator, dark-humor poet, cinephile. Once tried to interview a pigeon on politics - it squawked louder than most pundits.– @SeventusMaster
Your signature cocktail
Resurrected Shadow
The dark, smoky Mezcal mirrors the tweet "The sky weeps, and thunder roars." and the stormy atmosphere the user conjures. Activated charcoal‑infused vodka gives the drink an inky depth that echoes the Lovecraftian line "What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men.". Blackberry liqueur adds a bitter, blood‑red note, recalling the user's lament about "I am tired of seeing anti White violence porn" and the visceral imagery of a world in ashes. A splash of blood orange juice represents the weeping sky and the mantra "Eadem mutata resurgo." that speaks to rising again the same. Finally, a dash of absinthe adds an unsettling, surreal edge, reflecting the conspiratorial and anti‑establishment tone of tweets like "People are like gold fish… Do not believe a word of the establishment."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The tweet "If prosperity, adversity... destroys civilization" reveals a belief in hierarchical order and a desire for dominance, reflecting Slytherin ambition. They also write "I am tired of having to wait five to ten years before everyone else catches up... I move further" which shows a relentless drive to outpace others. Their distrust of institutions, evident in "People are like gold fish... Do not believe a word of the establishment", aligns with the Slytherin trait of self‑preservation and cunning. Additionally, the frequent use of dark, strategic references such as "What has risen may sink... H.P Lovecraft" underscores a fascination with power and control.
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Your song
Uprising - Muse
The tweet "Do not believe a word of the establishment" shows a deep distrust of mainstream narratives, which is the core message of Muse’s "Uprising" as it calls for a revolt against oppressive powers. The storm imagery in "The sky weeps, and thunder roars" mirrors the song’s intense, anthemic call for a figurative thunderstorm of change. The line "What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise" directly reflects the song’s refrain of rising up despite being pushed down. Finally, the user’s bio "Eadem mutata resurgo" (again I rise, changed) echoes the repeated chant "rise up" that drives the song’s chorus.
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