Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Humor: Todd demonstrates a sharp, absurdist wit, such as when he jokes about his “wife (my right hand)” or creates wordplay like “she nickel on my back til I papa roach.”
- Animal Lover: He shows genuine affection for pets, specifically his “orange cat” and an “old wise spirit” looking dog.
- Tech Savvy: He is engaged with modern tech trends, from “ordering my PS5 on door dash” to reviewing high-end “computer mice.”
- Niche Interests: He takes pride in his hobbies, specifically showing off his “lego collection” and gaming achievements.
- Creative Visionary: He shares innovative, albeit satirical, concepts like his “Startup Idea: iHate” platform for terminally online people.
Weaknesses:
- Internet Addiction: He identifies as “terminally online” and frequently references meme culture and TikTok “Stim Breaks.”
- Aggressive Humor: Todd uses hostile imagery for jokes, such as telling “Jarvis” to kill someone or claiming to “troll fent dealers.”
- Drug Glorification: He makes light of substance abuse, posting “I love meth” and joking about taking “another edible.”
- Self-Deprecating Outlook: He frequently describes himself in negative terms, such as being “chopped,” “chud,” and “poor.”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @sevenzerodd possesses a rebellious, prank-driven sense of humor, evidenced by his plan to “gonna troll fent dealers in my town”. His tweets often feature the same irreverent, internet-poisoned wit found in modern interpretations of the character, particularly when he jokes, “I'm chopped I'm chud I'm poor #thankyousatan”. He shares Bart's fascination with youth culture and gadgets, frequently commenting on gaming and tech, such as his boast about a “16 year old game btw”. Ultimately, his mix of self-deprecating comedy and mild delinquency, like telling someone “I just installed a bomb in your car”, perfectly mirrors the Eat My Shorts spirit of Springfield's favorite troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Todd demonstrates Extroverted Intuition (Ne) through his rapid-fire, irreverent humor and abstract 'startup ideas' like “iHate... for everything terminally online people don't like”. His preference for Thinking (T) over Feeling is evident in his blunt, satirical, and often provocative commentary on social trends, such as trolling dealers or mocking “the biggest alpha male in the universe”. He exhibits Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous, chaotic posting style that ranges from “taking another edible” to sudden interests in “Lego collections”. Despite some solitary hobbies, his constant engagement with internet culture and desire to provoke a reaction suggests an Extroverted (E) orientation toward the external world of ideas and memes.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m way more interesting than the walls your orange cat stares at—how about you come over and yeow at me for 10 minutes instead?
- Forget the latina baddie, I’d never say no to coming over to see your Lego collection... as long as you show me the 'chopped' and 'chud' sets first.
- Are you a 16-year-old game? Because even after all this time, you still look better than anything new on the market.
- I promise not to treat you like a TikTok 'Stim Break'—I’ll give you my undivided attention for way longer than 30 minutes at a time.
- I heard you’re looking for a sign to buy things in bulk... is this my cue to ask if you have room for one more in your 1-follower fan club?
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Video editor & Lego enthusiast at @SoaRGaming. Spending my days dodging aliens and wondering why my orange cat screams at walls for ten minutes straight.– @sevenzerodd
Your signature cocktail
The Terminally Online Orange Cat
This drink is as chaotic and experimental as Todd's feed, starting with an orange liqueur base for his “least dumb orange cat”. The absinthe provides a hallucinogenic edge for when the “edible didn't kick in”, while the spicy-sweet mix of chillies and soda honors his “mix of Italian and Mexican food”. It's a strong, terminally online concoction perfect for a guy who might just “troll fent dealers” or invite you over to see his “lego collection”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
@sevenzerodd demonstrates the resourcefulness and biting wit characteristic of a Slytherin, often using his platform for self-preservation through mockery of modern digital trends. His cunning is evident in his desire to play tricks on others, such as when he stated he was “gonna troll fent dealers in my town” or his creative yet cynical startup idea for “iHate. it's like Pinterest, but for everything terminally online people don't like”. He shows a strong sense of ambition and pride regarding his creative work, specifically noting “this was fun as hell to make. very proud of it” upon joining a competitive gaming organization. Ultimately, his sharp-tongued observations, like calling out an “alpha male... talking like a middle schooler”, reveal a personality that values status and social strategy over Hufflepuff kindness or Gryffindor earnestness.
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Your song
Loser - Beck
Todd’s digital presence is a chaotic mix of self-deprecating irony, 90s/2000s slacker culture, and surreal humor that mirrors the 'anti-cool' vibe of this alternative anthem. He leans heavily into a self-described 'chopped' and 'chud' lifestyle, notably tweeting “I'm chopped I'm chud I'm poor #thankyousatan” and making jokes about his solitary life, such as “making my wife (my right hand) and I a mix of Italian and Mexican food for dinner 😇”. His fascination with oddities like “this little alien” and his dismissive attitude toward mainstream trends aligns with the song's nonsensical yet cynical lyrics. Ultimately, his blend of gaming, Lego collecting, and 'terminally online' cynicism captures the spirit of a modern-day slacker who is “very proud” of his niche internet contributions while remaining fully aware of their absurdity.
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