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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of this account is chaotic, impulsive, and self-deprecating in a way that matches Homer Simpson more than anyone else. Tweets like “im such a chud i smell like blood, alcohol both rubbing and drinking and puke that reeks like medication.” mirror Homer’s messy, over-the-top relationship with substances and his tendency to let himself go. The sudden emotional swings from “im so happy today” to “i dont know anymore” feel very Homer: dramatic, reactive, and not very filtered. Lines like “Twitter is lowk torturing me” echo Homer’s flair for complaining about the world in a comedic, exaggerated way. Even the chaotic keyboard smash in “doing this to her ACUFJFJFDJDJDNMDMFXXNXXJDNXNZNdnf” fits his impulsive, emotionally-charged reactions to people he’s fixated on.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: instead of talking about parties or big social scenes, they vent inner states and discomfort, like in “Twitter is lowk torturing me” and “i dont know anymore”, which suggests a focus on internal experience over outward socializing. Their posts lean heavily into imagery, mood, and surreal ideas rather than concrete facts, such as “such a doom scroller ngl (#zombaefication #zombae #digitalart #stomachbook)” and the mention of “whatever the realm I called in Dandy's”, pointing to intuition (N). Emotion and personal feeling dominate their language, like “im so happy today”, “Pi & Dime lowk annoying me”, and especially the raw, self-descriptive “im such a chud i smell like blood, alcohol both rubbing and drinking and puke that reeks like medication.”, which fits an F style far more than detached T-style reasoning. Their behavior appears spontaneous and reactive rather than planned or structured—tweets like “im sober now methinks” and “doing this to her ACUFJFJFDJDJDNMDMFXXNXXJDNXNZNdnf” feel impulsive and in-the-moment, aligning with perceiving (P) over judging. Taken together—introspective venting, abstract and surreal framing, emotionally charged wording, and a chaotic, unplanned posting style—INFP is the best-fitting type for this account.

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Digital chud stuck doomscrolling in your city. Parody Seven, not the real one. Once bookmarked the wrong tweet and questioned reality for a week.– @SevenZombae

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This cocktail hits hard and messy, just like their confession: "im such a chud i smell like blood, alcohol both rubbing and drinking and puke that reeks like medication." The overproof rum is the chaotic, unfiltered energy behind posts like "Twitter is lowk torturing me" and "i dont know anymore". Sour cherry liqueur adds a sharp sweetness for the moments of affection and obsession in "doing this to her ACUFJFJFDJDJDNMDMFXXNXXJDNXNZNdnf" and "im starting to think Odette might be a good person". Activated charcoal lemonade gives it a dark, digital vibe for a self-proclaimed "such a doom scroller ngl" who lives "at ur city" like a glitchy urban legend. A dash of absinthe brings the surreal, slightly cursed realm from "the last thing i want is to be stuck in whatever the realm I called in Dandy's", while medicated bitters with a saline spritz nod to the unhinged, recovery-arc swing of "im sober now methinks" and the parody-horror persona of being "in your city bitch!" from the bio.

Your Hogwarts House
This account leans Gryffindor because of its chaotic boldness, recklessness, and emotional impulsiveness. The self-description in the bio, "I'm in your city bitch!", already shows an in-your-face, confrontational confidence typical of Gryffindor energy. Their tweet calling themself "such a chud" who smells like "blood, alcohol both rubbing and drinking and puke that reeks like medication" in “im such a chud i smell like blood, alcohol both rubbing and drinking and puke that reeks like medication.” suggests reckless, almost self-destructive bravado rather than cautious self-preservation. The all-caps chaotic enthusiasm in “doing this to her ACUFJFJFDJDJDNMDMFXXNXXJDNXNZNdnf” shows impulsive, feelings-first behavior over calculated restraint. Even when they say “Twitter is lowk torturing me”, they keep throwing themself into intense online experiences anyway, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to charge into emotional chaos rather than avoid it. The overall tone is more about raw vibes, guts, and dramatic feelings than strategic ambition (Slytherin) or methodical thought (Ravenclaw), which points most strongly to Gryffindor.

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The best fit for @SevenZombae is bury a friend because it blends horror aesthetics, dark humor, and a slightly unhinged inner monologue, all of which match their vibe. Their bio calls them a parody account who’s “in your city bitch,” and their tweets lean into unsettling, surreal energy like “im such a chud i smell like blood, alcohol both rubbing and drinking and puke that reeks like medication.”, echoing the song’s body horror and self-destructive imagery. Posts like “such a doom scroller ngl (#zombaefication #zombae #digitalart #stomachbook)” and “the last thing i want is to be stuck in whatever the realm I called in Dandy's” mirror the song’s feeling of being trapped in a disturbing, liminal space. At the same time, there’s a playful, chaotic edge in tweets like “im so happy today” and “im sober now methinks”, matching Billie’s mix of menace and wry, casual delivery. Overall, the song’s eerie, introspective tone and monstrous persona align neatly with their zombae/parody aesthetic and chaotic online presence.

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