severthes0ul
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Their repeated elation and investment in fandom — 'im a hs fan... at the grand age of 19' and 'the amount of people now reading Homestuck in 2025 deeply disturbs my soul' — show real, contagious enthusiasm.
- Unfiltered Honesty: They post blunt, vulnerable lines like 'I HATE BEING AUTISTIC I SPLIT...' and 'How it feels to harm myself and others...' which points to candid self-expression rather than guarded performance.
- Humorous: Their timeline is full of bizarre, deliberate comedy — 'i piss in buckets... make piss swamps' and 'im a unicorn and i have horns!' demonstrate a consistent comedic voice.
- Community-Focused: Quoting and responding to fandom content constantly ('reading davekat homestuck fanfic... IM BUSY BRO') shows they actively engage and help keep niche communities alive.
- Resilient: Despite intense emotions and low follower counts, they still show up and manage a job while tweeting obsessively: 'WHILE HAVING A FUCKING JOB OH MY GOD' signals endurance.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent all-caps rants and rapid mood swings like 'OH MY GOD' to 'you all should die' indicate acting on emotion without pause.
- Abrasive: Lines such as 'you all should die' and the bio 'i want him executed' show a tendency to attack or shock rather than soothe.
- Self-destructive: Repeated mentions of harming and self-harm feelings — 'How it feels to harm myself and others...' and 'harming myself and others this sucks ass' — suggest damaging coping patterns.
- Overly Dramatic: Extremely theatrical posts like 'I WANT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and 'OH MY GOD OH MY GOS...' can escalate situations and exhaust others.
- Boundary-blind: Publicly shaming, extreme statements and quoting others aggressively ('had somebody block me over saying homestuck was a game') reveal difficulty navigating social limits.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart's prankish, rebellious, attention-hungry energy best matches Eli: both relish shock value, crude jokes and making chaos ('SUUUUUCKKKKKKK...'). Bart pushes boundaries, gets into trouble, and still has moments of real attachment — similar to Eli's mix of 'you all should die' rants and confession-like lines such as 'I miss my wife.' Bart would be their chaotic partner-in-crime at the schoolyard of fandoms.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Eli reads like an ENFP: extraverted and energized by social interaction and fandom (they repeatedly share reactions and say 'im so glad im finding new friends'), intuitive and obsessed with ideas/themes (Homestuck, Danganronpa, revivals — 'Homestuck is getting revived'), feeling-driven and candid ('I HATE BEING AUTISTIC I SPLIT...' shows emotional transparency), and highly spontaneous/perceiving (frequent off-the-cuff caps and melodrama like 'OH MY GOD' and 'I WANT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!'). Their communication is playful, associative and impulsive, matching an ENFP's pattern of enthusiastic, dramatic social expression.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Homestuck? Because every time I see you I lose my plot and scream 'I WANT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
- Call me your fanfic — I'll make your heart skip like a cliffhanger and keep you texting me 'IM BUSY BRO' just to be near me.
- You must be a unicorn, because you said 'im a unicorn and i have horns!' — mind if I ride into your fandom kingdom?
- If loving you is a revival, then consider me revived — I'll stan you louder than 'Homestuck is getting revived'.
- Forget Cupid — I'm a chaotic neutral stan ready to make a piss-swamp of romance if you promise you won't mind the mess.
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Your new Twitter bio
eli • 19 • Homestuck-obsessed meme machine • autistic & chaotic • tumblr: @echidna_cosmo • will rage about fandom revivals, make gross jokes, and stan loudly — approach with snacks and patience.– @severthes0ul
Your signature cocktail
Unicorn Horn Riot
The 'Unicorn Horn Riot' mirrors Eli's glittery, chaotic, slightly gross-but-charming persona: 'im a unicorn and i have horns!' inspires the name and the edible glitter, the sweet lychee matches dramatic fangirl glee ('I WANT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!'), and the sharp lemon keeps it volatile and bright like their caps-locked outbursts. Serve it in a tumbler with excessive flair — this is not a subtle drink, it's a performance.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Eli's account radiates boldness, bluntness and dramatic courage: they roast people, demand attention and leap into fandom battles without hesitation, as in 'you all should die' and 'Ok. Watch me' when challenged. Their impulsive, in-your-face approach ('OH MY GOD', 'I WANT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!') fits Gryffindor bravado more than Ravenclaw detachment or Hufflepuff patience. They defend what they love loudly and recklessly, which is classic Gryffindor behavior.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
That song's adolescent fury, chaotic energy and angsty chorus match Eli's constant caps-locked outbursts and 'I HATE MY JOB AND MY CHUD LIFE OU MY GOD BRUH' energy. The grunge-era 'we're young, loud and fed up' vibe fits a 19-year-old who oscillates between fannish joy and existential screaming in public.
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