Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings of joy and pain, like being thrilled about a beach invite in “GENTEHDKSHFKSDI ME CONVIDARAM PRA IR PRA PRAIA!!!!!” and admitting suicidal thoughts in “meus pensamentos suicidas tão voltando…”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong affection for others and pets, e.g. loving Genshin girls in the bio, saying “Eu amo tanto meu cachorro…” in this tweet, and posting “Eu y minha namo” in this tweet.
- Humorous: Uses humor and exaggeration even in annoying situations, like the dog on the roof in “Alguém tira o caralho desse cachorro de cima do meu telhado” and complaining about a stubborn water bottle in “eu morrendo de sede…”.
- Passionate fan: Engages deeply with games and characters, listing favorite Genshin characters in “My top 3 genshin caracters” and grinding content despite frustration in “não vou desistir nem que eu tenha que explorar sumeru inteira…”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on trauma and sensitivity, as in “depois de vários traumas eu fiquei muito sensível…” and questioning if discomfort with others’ posts is “frescura” in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-criticism: Talks about self-hate and worthlessness, e.g. “na moral eu me odeio TANTO” and questioning “eu sou uma pessoa tão ruim assim?” in this tweet.
- Suicidal ideation: Mentions suicidal thoughts and distress, like “meus pensamentos suicidas tão voltando…” and joking about hetero hentai with “ainda vo me mata” in this tweet.
- Low motivation: Expresses lack of energy and interest, as in “não tenho mais vontade pra nada” and repeated disinterest in playing Genshin in “hoje eu nem entrei no genshin, sei lá tô desanimada”.
- Social insecurity: Feels lonely and unsure about friendships, like saying they feel alone everywhere in “tô muito desanimada acho que jogar sozinha e me sentir sozinha em todos os lugares ta me fazendo meio mal” and saying “bah mas ninguém fala comigo nessa espelunca” in this tweet.
- Hopeless outlook: Talks about life as pointless or “bosta,” such as “não tenho emprego, não tenho internet, não tenho amigos, não tenho dinheiro que bosta de vida caralhenta” and using #luto about in-game disappointment in this tweet, reinforcing a negative tone.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s introspective, sensitive, and often feels out of place, much like this user expressing loneliness and low motivation in tweets like “tô muito desanimada acho que jogar sozinha e me sentir sozinha em todos os lugares ta me fazendo meio mal” and “bah mas ninguém fala comigo nessa espelunca”. The user shows a thoughtful, even overthinking side, calling themselves dramatic or sensitive about trauma and discomfort, as in “depois de vários traumas eu fiquei muito sensível com tudo… mas deve ser frescura da minha parte”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to internalize and self‑blame. They’re also very passionate and nerdy about their interests—Genshin, fanfics, games—similar to Lisa’s obsessive love for books, music, and causes, seen in tweets like “Eu tirei tanto print… terminei as missões de arcontes e chorei horrores” and “tô lendo uma fanfic que a cada cinco minutos eu tenho que respirar fundo…”. At the same time, they have bursts of joy and idealism when they feel included or loved, like “GENTEHDKSHFKSDI ME CONVIDARAM PRA IR PRA PRAIA!!!!!… eu tô TÃO feliz por terem pensado, lembrado de mim” and “Eu tô TÃO feliz TÃO feliz meu deus quero chorar”, which is very Lisa when she finally feels seen. The darker, self‑hating and suicidal thoughts in tweets such as “meus pensamentos suicidas tão voltando… eu me odeio TANTO” reflect a more adult, intensified version of Lisa’s canon depression and existential crises rather than the chaotic recklessness of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert: they often talk about feeling alone, low‑energy and preferring solitary media like games and fanfic over big social scenes, e.g. “tô muito desanimada acho que jogar sozinha e me sentir sozinha em todos os lugares ta me fazendo meio mal” and “bah mas ninguém fala comigo nessa espelunca”. Their interests and language suggest Intuition: they focus on fictional worlds, symbolism and imagined scenarios (Genshin, fanfics, AUs), as in “pensando seriamente em fazer uma au arlebina mas sei que vai flopar” and emotional reactions to stories like “falam que é só um jogo mas tem umas missões que eu choro igual uma vagabunda”, rather than concrete practical analysis. They’re clearly Feeling: their decisions and self‑view are driven by emotions and relationships, seen in tweets such as “meus pensamentos suicidas tão voltando… na moral eu me odeio TANTO” and the intense joy at being invited out, “eu tô TÃO feliz por terem pensado, lembrado de mim”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they often act on impulse and go with the flow (late‑night TikTok, spontaneous gaming and food decisions) and express disorganization and lack of long‑term structure, e.g. “indo baixar stardew valley pq deu saudade” and “acho que vou criar uma conta nova no genshin pra refazer algumas missões q eu tô com saudades”. Taking these together—introverted, imaginative, highly emotion‑driven, and spontaneous—INFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘don’t have friends, money, job or internet’ but you do have Beidou, Dehya, Path to Nowhere and Stardew Valley… if I apply to be your new co-op partner in all four, does that count as fixing at least 50% of that tweet?
- You stayed up until 5am reading a fic with a ‘kinda shitty’ ending—how about next time you read it out loud to me on call so at least the night ends with a good ship: you and me?
- You cried at Genshin archon quests, fought Sumeru for 100% chests, and still call yourself ‘a bad person’—honestly, surviving that bottle-opening boss fight at 3am alone proves you’ve got main-character energy… can I be your love interest NPC?
- You said you’re ‘so tired of gays, you want lesbians’ and that you love Genshin women 40+—I might not be 40, but I do come with a built-in Beidou-level commitment to protect, flirt, and carry you through every domain.
- You were ‘so happy you wanted to cry’ when people invited you to the beach—if just being remembered does that, imagine how emotional you’d get if someone remembered your AR, your mains, your dog’s name, AND your Bluesky handle… because I already do.
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AR57 | Genshin, Stardew & too much Pepsi. Once stayed up to 5am finishing a ‘meh’ fanfic. Here for Beidou, big dogs & little victories.– @sevikasshark
Your signature cocktail
Beidou’s Bluesky Highball
This cocktail is strong and stormy at the base with dark spiced rum, a nod to their captain-Beidou energy, Genshin obsession, and pirate-y AR57 grind (“𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 ! 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 北斗💭 Ela/Dela • AR57”, “My top 3 genshin caracters”). Blood orange soda adds sweetness and color for their excitement when people remember and invite them, like the beach trip and new friendship shoots (“GENTEHDKSHFKSDI ME CONVIDARAM PRA IR PRA PRAIA!!!!!”, “A menina simplesmente me pediu amizade e ficou me levando pra lugares pra tirar foto, acho q tô namorando”). A hit of cold brew coffee brings the insomniac, late-night doomscrolling gamer vibe from staying up reading fanfic and watching TikTok at cursed hours (“fiquei até às 5h da manhã lendo essa bomba”, “vocês não tem noção de quanto o tiktok é engraçado às 3h14 da manhã”). The dash of saline represents the tears, self-doubt and heavy mental health waves they ride, from suicidal thoughts to feeling like they have nothing (“meus pensamentos suicidas tão voltando… na moral eu me odeio TANTO”, “não tenho emprego, não tenho internet, não tenho amigos, não tenho dinheiro”), while still choosing to keep going (“não vou desistir nem que eu tenha que explorar sumeru inteira pra conseguir gemas”). Finally, the chocolate-covered orange peel garnish nods to their love of little comforts—Pepsi, chocolate, janta, xis salad and their dog being pure joy in a messy life (“acabei de tomar uma garrafa de Pepsi e comer uma barra de chocolate junto com um pacotão de salgadinho tô de buchin cheio”, “Eu amo tanto meu cachorro, tenho vontade de chorar de amores toda vez que olho pra ele”). This drink is bittersweet, caffeinated, and a bit chaotic: perfect for a lesbian Beidou main who oscillates between “#luto” and “Eu tô TÃO feliz TÃO feliz meu deus quero chorar” in the same week (“#luto”, “Eu tô TÃO feliz TÃO feliz meu deus quero chorar 😭😭😭😭😭”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and emotional attachment to people and animals, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their love for their dog and how intensely they feel about him comes through in tweets like “Eu amo tanto meu cachorro, tenho vontade de chorar de amores toda vez que olho pra ele” and the joking outrage at neglect of another animal in “??????? EU VOU DENUNCIAR ESSE VAGABUNDO, INVADI A CASA E NAO TINHA UM POTE DE RAÇÃO SEQUER”. They also clearly crave and value friendship and inclusion over status or glory, being overjoyed just to be remembered and invited out in “GENTEHDKSHFKSDI ME CONVIDARAM PRA IR PRA PRAIA!!!!! ... eu tô TÃO feliz por terem pensado, lembrado de mim” and celebrating a new connection in “A menina simplesmente me pediu amizade e ficou me levando pra lugares pra tirar foto, acho q tô namorando”. Their timeline is filled with small, cozy pleasures—games, fanfic, pets, food—and gentle support vibes, like “bah mas ninguém fala comigo nessa espelunca” which shows they want community rather than superiority. Although they struggle with self-esteem and mental health (“meus pensamentos suicidas tão voltando... na moral eu me odeio TANTO”), that vulnerability and persistence through daily life, plus their tenderness toward others, align much more with Hufflepuff’s loyal, soft-hearted, resilience-through-pain type than with the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
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Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for them is "Liability" by Lorde, because it captures feeling like too much for others and turning that pain inward. They talk about intense self‑blame and self‑loathing, asking things like “eu sou uma pessoa tão ruim assim?” and saying “na moral eu me odeio TANTO”, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling like a burden. Their hopelessness about life — “não tenho emprego, não tenho internet, não tenho amigos, não tenho dinheiro que bosta de vida caralhenta” and “não tenho mais vontade pra nada” — aligns with the melancholic acceptance in the lyrics. At the same time, they are deeply emotional and sensitive, saying “actually depois de vários traumas eu fiquei muito sensível com tudo, qualquer coisinha já é motivo pra eu ficar desconfortável”, which fits the raw vulnerability of the song. Even when they have happy moments, like being invited to the beach and saying “eu tô TÃO feliz por terem pensado, lembrado de mim”, there’s an underlying fear of being forgotten or not wanted, echoing the emotional push‑and‑pull in Liability.
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