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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, emotionally intense, and very online-brained in the way she overthinks everything and turns it into commentary. This user mixes self-aware humor with genuine anxiety and existential dread, like when they say “when i drink for the first time to take the edge off but instead i just feel ‘your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing’ type shi”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to spiral into deep moral or philosophical malaise. They care a lot about media and niche interests, building a whole inner life around fictional characters and self-shipping, as seen in “since seb would be a trans american in the post cataclysm russia of ninah, i think he would fit well into the themes of discrimination and not judging by appearances” and “i finally made a ninah oc rp account and shamelessly hopped on the bandwagon @nakedlvnch”. Like Lisa, they show strong opinions and ethical concern about people they associate with, apologizing for supporting someone after reading callout posts in “i’m gonna be completely honest and upfront about @/polandswife… i realized too late that i was supporting someone who made disgusting comments”. At the same time, their dramatic, slightly over-the-top reactions to fandom and friendships, such as “me if not telling my friends i’m gonna hug and kiss and touch them was a test”, feel very Lisa-coded: intensely attached, hyper-verbal, and a little melodramatic in a sincere way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: a lot of their social life is online and parasocial, but they still frame themselves as slightly withdrawn or overwhelmed, joking about anxiety and disconnect (e.g. “how i feel not being able to dm @exfemalove and @FrancisButtfuck on discord rn” and “discord won’t let me send messages” convey intense 1‑to‑1 closeness rather than broad socializing). They’re clearly iNtuitive: they constantly spin headcanons, themes, and AUs rather than sticking to concrete facts, like analyzing discrimination themes in ninah with “since seb would be a trans american in the post cataclysm russia of ninah, i think he would fit well into the themes of discrimination and not judging by appearances” and musing about characters’ vibes as IT majors in name only in “i feel like he’s an IT or comp sci major in name only #ninah”. The tone is very Feeling: he’s openly emotional, self‑deprecating, and values relationships and comfort characters (e.g. “i think yakob is such a huge comfort character to me because he’s a father tbh”) and makes a moral, empathetic thread distancing himself from problematic behavior in “i’m gonna be completely honest and upfront about @/polandswife…”. Finally, he reads as Perceiving: his tweets show spontaneity, fandom impulses, and last‑minute decisions rather than structured planning, like debating whether to make a roleplay account in “would you guys tell me to kms if i made a ninah oc roleplay account” and joking about having to draw instead of being on Roblox in “that means my chud self has to actually draw instead of being on roblox all day”. Overall, an INFP fits his introspective, fantasy‑heavy, emotionally charged, and improvisational online persona.

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Seb • 21 • he/him • illustrator & chronic self-shipper. Once chose my name because of a webcomic character and never recovered from it.– @sevvamps

Your signature cocktail
This drink is dark, dramatic, and a little unhinged, like a late-night Hetalia/NINAH brainrot session. Black vodka captures the goth-y, self-aware humor and yandere tendencies, inspired by things like “making my ninah sona a yandere is calling to me like the green goblin mask” and “was planning that if my sona is a visitor he gets extremely obsessed with yakob... that takes care of that problem for the protagonist”. Espresso cold brew represents his wired, chronically-online energy, instantly liking oomfs’ posts just like in “how i feel like i look liking my oomfs’ tweets the moment they post them”. Maraschino cherry syrup is the sweet, romantic yumeship core behind the jokes, reflected in “me after dreaming about @FrancisButtfuck marrying me and carrying me bridal style into the sunset” and the wholesome gift vibes of “hetalia yume secret santa for @_mellionare ! Your sona is so cute and I really enjoyed drawing her”. The smoked sea salt rim nods to his darker, existential side and heavy topics creeping onto his timeline, like “i know it’s important for the world to know about and for me to know about, but i really don’t want the new stuff about epstein all over my feed i feel so sick”. Finally, the whipped cream cloud on top is his soft, goofy exterior and self-deprecating charm, seen in “i’m genuinely built like wireface dead ass” and the playful absurdity of “waiter waiter one cup of attention please”, making it a sweet-looking drink with a surprisingly intense kick.

Your Hogwarts House
Seb comes off as sharp, self-aware, and driven by very specific personal fixations, which leans Slytherin more than any other house. He’s openly manipulative in a joking way, like in “seb explaining to enerjeka that becoming a femboy will get him laid”, showing a comfort with persuasion and using social insight to influence others. His yandere/self‑ship planning is intense and calculated rather than purely romantic or idealistic, as in “was planning that if my sona is a visitor he gets extremely obsessed with yakob as the days go by and that he eventually k!lls himself when he leaves to find trisha so that takes care of that problem for the protagonist” and “making my ninah sona a yandere is calling to me like the green goblin mask”, which shows a taste for darker narratives and long‑term plotting. He also thinks strategically about themes and dynamics, like in “since seb would be a trans american in the post cataclysm russia of ninah, i think he would fit well into the themes of discrimination and not judging by appearances, as i think the homeowner would be ignorant and wary of him due to his anatomy”, demonstrating reflective, self‑preserving thinking about how his character navigates a hostile world. There’s loyalty and softness toward friends and f/os, e.g. “oomfs yumeship makes me so happy (twt won’t let me reply for some reason)” and “i will save him”, but it’s wrapped in a sardonic, slightly ruthless tone rather than Hufflepuff earnestness. Put together—dark humor, social savvy, narrative calculation, and self‑protective framing—he reads most strongly as a Slytherin with some Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff traits rather than fitting cleanly into the other houses.

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A well-fitting song for seb is “Teen Idle” because it captures that blend of morbid humor, self-awareness, and messy affection they show on their timeline. They joke about being too immature for adult life, like in “i’m too immature to be working this job bruh because why did i chuckle at someone’s last name being edgington”, which fits the song’s fixation on feeling stunted or out of place. The song’s themes of self-destruction and emotional intensity parallel posts like “when i drink for the first time to take the edge off but instead i just feel ‘your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing’ type shi” and “i might as well become an alcoholic at this point”. Their yandere-leaning yume/self-ship obsession, seen in “making my ninah sona a yandere is calling to me like the green goblin mask” and “was planning that if my sona is a visitor he gets extremely obsessed with yakob as the days go by and that he eventually k!lls himself…”, matches the song’s dramatized, unhealthy idealization of love and identity. Overall, Teen Idle mirrors their combination of dark humor, fandom-fueled delusions, and introspective angst.

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