
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, smart, and often feeling isolated. Like Lisa, they swing between dark self-awareness and a wish to be seen and understood, as in “Eu n consigo parar d e chorar eu só queria q alguém me falasse uma palavra carinhosa” and “Partes positivas sobre n ter ngm para falar nem oq fazer... Pontos negativos: tudo o resto”. Their frequent mentions of self-harm and suicide, such as “Estou decidida em me matar amanhã” and “10 likes e eu n me mato hoje”, echo Lisa’s tendency toward depressive spirals and feeling overwhelmed by her emotions. At the same time, they show enthusiasm for niche interests (Geoguessr, specific characters like Miyabi) and intellectual curiosity, similar to Lisa’s obsessive hobbies and need to excel, for example in “Para todos que desejaram a minha tristeza quero dizer que após 3 horas e meia deixei o geoguessr”. Their self-deprecating but self-aware lines like “Eu sou idiota mas um idiota satisfeito” and the mix of tenderness and longing in “Vem me beijar q eu aceito tudo” reflect Lisa’s combination of vulnerability, idealism, and intense need for connection.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets emphasize loneliness and a lack of people to talk to, like “Partes positivas sobre n ter ngm para falar nem oq fazer...” and “Lonely”, and they tend to live in their own emotional world (Geoguessr, music, internal monologue) rather than large social scenes. Their style is more Intuitive (N) than concrete: even when talking about real things, they slip into metaphor or dramatic phrasing, such as “The way the gun kissed my head” and their poetic music quotes like “Hey nana I still think about you everyday.. I just wanna see you across the table from me My heart call out your name”. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotion and relationships, shown in tweets like “Eu n consigo parar d e chorar eu só queria q alguém me falasse uma palavra carinhosa” and “Vem me beijar q eu aceito tudo”, plus repeated focus on affection, hurt, and being loved or missed. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: plans around suicide, exams, or social media are impulsive, shifting quickly (for example, “Estou decidida em me matar amanhã” versus later “Isso me dói fazer contra a minha vontade mas eu vou apagar o Twitter pela minha saúde mental”), and they often act in the moment with sudden emotional outbursts like “Ah vai se fuder ent”. Overall, the combination of intense inner feelings, romantic/poetic expression, idealization of love and connection, and somewhat chaotic, spontaneous behavior aligns best with INFP.

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GeoGuessr addict who once left a 3‑hour session only to tweet about a creek. Occasional oversharer, full‑time work in progress.– @sewrslvvt

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with silver cachaça and lime, a Brazilian soul with a sharp edge, for the self-aware chaos of a “conta de spam gratutio” and the defiant confidence of “Pelo menos sou bonita (as vezes)”. Blackberry liqueur bleeds into the glass like the dark, dramatic spirals of “Vou me matar hoje” and “10 likes e eu n me mato hoje”, coloring everything with late-night overthinking. Tonic water with a dash of sea salt adds a bitter, coastal ache for the craving in “Eu nem gosto de praia e não quero ficar bronzeada mas eu preciso de praia o meu corpo está necessitado” and the one-word ache of “Lonely”. A spoon of honey stirred in slowly softens the bitterness like the tender chaos in “Oie boa noite te amorrr <33” and “Bom dia amor tu <3”, proof they still default to affection even when hurting. Finally, crushed ice with an edible flower nods to the whimsical, slightly unhinged gamer energy of the #1 GeoGuessr gremlin from “Para todos que desejaram a minha tristeza quero dizer que após 3 horas e meia deixei o geoguessr” and the playful slice of “snipsnip”, turning all that emotional turbulence into something fragile, pretty, and surprisingly refreshing.

Your Hogwarts House
Marie’s tweets show strong emotional attachment and loyalty to the people around her, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. She often frames her loneliness around wanting connection, like in “Partes positivas sobre n ter ngm para falar nem oq fazer: posso colocar o som do PC alto enquanto ouço musica e amasso no geoguessr Pontos negativos: tudo o resto”, and frequently invites others to interact, as in “Alguém quer jogar geoguessr” and “Me manda msg”, suggesting a desire to nurture bonds rather than stand out alone. There’s also a persistent willingness to keep going in activities she enjoys, like grinding Geoguessr sessions (“Para todos que desejaram a minha tristeza quero dizer que após 3 horas e meia deixei o geoguessr”), which reflects quiet perseverance more than showy ambition. Even in dark moments, her posts about others—like affectionately calling followers “amor” in “Oie boa noite te amorrr <33” and “Bom dia amor tu <3”](https://x.com/sewrslvvt/status/1937067337028378862)—underline a caring, soft-centered personality. While she has impulsive, dramatic expressions of distress such as “Vou me matar hoje” and “10 likes e eu n me mato hoje”, these read more as emotional overwhelm than Gryffindor-style boldness or Slytherin ambition, making Hufflepuff—the house of loyalty, quiet endurance, and craving for belonging—the best fit.

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A song that suits them well is Liability by Lorde, which captures feeling like you’re "too much" and struggling with self-worth. They repeatedly express intense self-hatred and emotional instability, like in “Eu me odeio” and “Não sei se sou burra sei demais ou iludida demais”, mirroring the song’s theme of blaming oneself for everything. Their suicidal ideation in posts such as “Estou decidida em me matar amanhã”, “Vou me matar hoje” and “10 likes e eu n me mato hoje” echoes the song’s raw vulnerability and sense of being overwhelmed by existence. At the same time, their longing for affection and connection, seen in “Eu n consigo parar d e chorar eu só queria q alguém me falasse uma palavra carinhosa” and “Vem me beijar q eu aceito tudo”, fits the track’s ache for closeness despite feeling like a burden. Even their mix of tenderness and dark humor in posts like “Pelo menos sou bonita (as vezes)” and the dramatic tone of “Isso me dói fazer contra a minha vontade mas eu vou apagar o Twitter pela minha saúde mental” matches the bittersweet, self-aware mood that defines Liability.

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