Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about music, relationships, and life, like intense excitement in “PORRA I LIKE A GIRL THATS GOT A BOYFRIEND…” and frustration in “PARABENS EU VOU ME MATAR ELA VAI TOCAR FOR:YOU NO BRASIL…”.
- Humorously-dramatic: Uses exaggerated, theatrical humor to entertain, such as “EU TO SOLTANDO FOGUETE PELO CU” and “ta chovendo pica e o meu cu ta no varal”.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows care and appreciation for friends, like valuing Vic in “infelizmente nao tenho uma namorada com ps5, mas eu tenho a vic e a vic é legal :D” and wanting someone to listen in “queria qje alguem virasse pra mim e falsse ‘sim tina vc pode gritar na minha cara’”.
- Culturally-engaged: Deeply involved with pop culture, games, and music (Olivia Rodrigo, Melanie Martinez, Life is Strange, Phoebe Bridgers) as seen in tweets like “essa porra desse album eh um 0 skips” and “TOCA PHOEBE BRIDGERS EM LIFE IS STRANGE TRUE COLORS”.
- Queer-positive: Comfortable with and celebratory of queer identity, calling themself “super mega hiper woke” in the bio and making playful queer references like “o diabo deve ser bissexual” and “BISSEXUALGPT ACHEI TAO PRIN…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive wording that can come off as hostile, such as “mds essa VADIA estragando all i want da olivia rodrigo” and “EU TO DANDO PRO TEU PAI”.
- Self-deprecating: Makes extreme negative jokes about themself or their situation, like “PARABENS EU VOU ME MATAR… EU NAO TENHO NAMORADA E NEM VOU NO SHOW” and “meu pai acabou de falar que nao vai conhecer meu marido…nem eu pai, nem eu”.
- Sexually-explicit: Uses very explicit sexual imagery in casual posts, which can alienate some audiences, e.g. “EU VOU CUSIPIR HAWK TUAH NA SUA XERECA” and “cause i miss the way he kisses and the way he grabbed my ass”.
- Impulse-driven: Tweets show strong, immediate reactions (caps, swearing, all-or-nothing tones) like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VAI SE FUDER CARALHO” and “agora deu o caralho de vez, fudeu”, suggesting acting from emotion more than reflection.
- Negativity-prone: Often frames situations in a pessimistic or exasperated way, such as “a partir de hoje eu só vou ter amigos gays e lesbcias mesmo” after disappointment, and feeling drained by music in “eu sinto que perco 43 anos de vida toda vez que eu escuto latino americano…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-verbal, and very online about their principles and identity. The bio "super mega hiper woke" and lines like “isso pra mim foi a gota d’água, a partir de hoje eu só vou ter amigos gays e lesbcias mesmo” fit Lisa’s socially conscious, queer‑affirming, slightly dramatic energy. Their obsessive, poetic music angst — for example “PORRA I LIKE A GIRL THATS GOT A BOYFRIEND CANT SEEN TO GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD VSF CARALHO SHE KNOWS IT SHOULD BE ME IN HER BED AND SHE KNOWS IT CACETE” — mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overfeel and intellectualize crushes and heartbreak. Tweets about school like “primeiro dia de aula 7/10” and being out of step with peers’ reality echo Lisa’s constant sense of being a bit too thoughtful and weird for her environment. Even their exasperated humor, such as “pq ultimamente todos os meus amigos heteros kinda…”, feels like Lisa’s sarcastic commentary on the people around her, just filtered through extremely chaotic, queer Twitter slang.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about concerts, friends, school, and group dynamics, often in a performative way that seeks interaction and reaction, e.g. the playful, dramatic tone in “EU NO LOLLAPALLOOZA GRITANDO QUE HOLLYWOOD CONTAMINOU SEU CEREBRO PQ VC QUER ME BEIJAR NA CHUVA 😢😢😢” and the joking sexual bravado in “EU VOU CUSIPIR HAWK TUAH NA SUA XERECA”. They are clearly iNtuitive: their timeline is driven by fandoms, vibes, and inner narratives more than practical, sensory detail, like obsessing over lyrics and emotional meaning in “PORRA I LIKE A GIRL THATS GOT A BOYFRIEND CANT SEEN TO GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD VSF CARALHO SHE KNOWS IT SHOULD BE ME IN HER BED AND SHE KNOWS IT CACETE” and conceptual in‑jokes about identity in “o diabo deve ser bissexual”. Their style is strongly Feeling‑oriented: decisions and reactions are framed in terms of emotions, relationships, and loyalty, such as wanting only queer friends after a boundary is crossed in “isso pra mim foi a gota d’água, a partir de hoje eu só vou ter amigos gays e lesbcias mesmo” and yearning for love and connection in “queria estar em um relacionamento duarico”. Finally, they seem clearly Perceiving: they embrace chaos, impulse, and lack of rigid structure—see the spontaneous, half‑joking life goals in “metas veenelar desse ano: endar mais basicas assediar mais homens adotar mais twinks metas individuais ser mais estranha beijar meninas estranhas #swag” and the messy, reactive emotional swings in “PARABENS EU VOU ME MATAR ELA VAI TOCAR FOR:YOU NO BRASIL E EU NAO TENHO NAMORADA E NEM VOU NO SHOW”. The combination of high-energy social expression, emotional intensity, and spontaneous, fandom‑driven life makes ENFP the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You yelling “PORRA I LIKE A GIRL THATS GOT A BOYFRIEND… SHE KNOWS IT SHOULD BE ME IN HER BED” made me think: we can skip the boyfriend part, keep the girl part, and test that setlist of yours in real life.
- You mourning not having a namorada OR Olivia tickets while screaming “PARABENS EU VOU ME MATAR” is crazy because I’m right here, single, bisexual, and fully willing to be the duarico relationship AND the concert date in one DLC.
- The way you lost it with Phoebe Bridgers in Life is Strange True Colors and posted “EU TO SOLTANDO FOGUETE PELO CU” is exactly my vibe; we should play together so every time ‘Scott Street’ hits you can launch the rockets and I’ll just fall in love quietly on the couch.
- You said your 2026 metas were ‘andar mais básicas, assediar mais homens, adotar mais twinks, beijar meninas estranhas’—I’m not a man, not a twink, but I am a very strange girl; statistically speaking, I’m literally your dream KPI.
- You rating ‘primeiro dia de aula 7/10’ and complaining you only speak ‘gaytuguês da região do Twitter’ makes sense—luckily I’m fluent; lesson one: in my dialect, ‘super mega hiper woke’ translates to ‘dangerously kissable and should go out with me immediately.’
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Film & game enjoyer, Olivia Rodrigo defender, and part-time chaos translator. Once yelled about a setlist louder than the band itself.– @sexomolhado
Your signature cocktail
Hawk Tuah Hyper-Woke Spritz
This is a fizzy, chaotic spritz for the girl who tweets “EU VOU CUSIPIR HAWK TUAH NA SUA XERECA” and still calls herself “super mega hiper woke” in the bio. Rosé prosecco matches the soft, prin side that wants a duarico romance and admits “queria estar em um relacionamento duarico”. Passion fruit liqueur is for the horny, dramatic fangirl energy screaming about setlists and shows like “PARABENS EU VOU ME MATAR... E EU NAO TENHO NAMORADA E NEM VOU NO SHOW”. Pink peppercorn syrup adds a spicy bite, representing all the profanity and unfiltered read-outs such as “ingrata hipocrita mentirosa”. Lime juice keeps it sharp and a little bitter, like someone who says “a partir de hoje eu só vou ter amigos gays e lesbcias mesmo”, and edible glitter reflects their hyper-online, performative glam, the same energy as live-tweeting lyrics in all caps like “PORRA I LIKE A GIRL THATS GOT A BOYFRIEND... AND SHE KNOWS IT”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads overwhelmingly as Gryffindor: expressive, impulsive, and confrontational in a way that centers boldness over calculation. They lean into chaotic, sometimes reckless honesty, e.g. shouting all-caps feelings about shows and music like “PARABENS EU VOU ME MATAR ELA VAI TOCAR FOR:YOU NO BRASIL E EU NAO TENHO NAMORADA E NEM VOU NO SHOW” and “EU NO LOLLAPALLOOZA GRITANDO QUE HOLLYWOOD CONTAMINOU SEU CEREBRO PQ VC QUER ME BEIJAR NA CHUVA”, which signals intense, dramatic reactions rather than quiet reflection. Their willingness to be loudly vulgar and provocative in public, as in “EU VOU CUSIPIR HAWK TUAH NA SUA XERECA” and “EU TO SOLTANDO FOGUETE PELO CU”, fits Gryffindor’s shameless, performative daring more than Slytherin’s controlled image-management. They also show a strong sense of standing up for queer identity and their own community, declaring “isso pra mim foi a gota d’água, a partir de hoje eu só vou ter amigos gays e lesbcias mesmo” and jokingly calling themselves “super mega hiper woke” in the bio, which reflects the moral-line-in-the-sand vibe typical of many Gryffindors. While they clearly have wit and creativity, their defining traits across tweets are fiery emotion, boldness, and a readiness to charge into social situations headfirst—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the patience of Hufflepuff, the cool analysis of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
She Knows It - Maggie Lindemann
The best fit for them is “She Knows It” because they are literally obsessed with the song and its messy, queer longing energy. They go on an all-caps rant about it: “PORRA I LIKE A GIRL THATS GOT A BOYFRIEND CANT SEEN TO GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD VSF CARALHO SHE KNOWS IT SHOULD BE ME IN HER BED AND SHE KNOWS IT CACETE”, perfectly matching the track’s frustrated sapphic crush theme. They continue the lyrical meltdown with “AND SHE KNOWS AND SHE KNOWS AND SHE KNOWS IT” and “IN DENIAL EVERYBODY SEENS BUT YOU”, showing how deeply they identify with the song. Their bio “super mega hiper woke,” their chaotic humor, and constant posts about girls, bisexuality, and messy relationships make this queer pop‑rock anthem the clearest mirror of their personality.
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