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Your Simpsons character
Paco’s chaotic humor and random antics align perfectly with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Paco tweets things like 'Smashing my dick in the waffle house waffle iron,' which are absurd and over-the-top. His patriotic joke about the Liberty Bell mirrors Homer’s misguided but heartfelt love for America. Both thrive on randomness and bring joy through their unpredictable behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
Paco’s extroverted, chaotic energy fits the ENFP type. His tweet 'What if Jesus turned the water into lean?' shows his creative, out-of-the-box thinking. His love for fandoms, like 'Mommy I’m scared of the dark, please plug in my Tohru nightlight,' reflects his passion for unique interests. He balances humor with moments of sincerity, like 'I think it’s sweet seeing moms and dads at the grocery store with their little kids.' ENFPs are known for their playful yet heartfelt personalities.

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Chaotic gamer & anime fan | Master of absurd humor & cursed thoughts | Crafting Tohru merch and smashing waffle irons | Patriotism with a twist 🇺🇸 | DM for memes, not glasses.– @sgt_paco

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Paco’s chaotic and whimsical personality. Whiskey reflects his bold humor, like 'What if Jesus turned the water into lean?' Cherry liqueur adds a sweet touch, mirroring his wholesome tweets like 'I think it’s sweet seeing moms and dads at the grocery store.' Edible glitter represents his love for fandoms and creativity, like crafting Tohru merch. It’s a drink as unpredictable as Paco himself.

Your Hogwarts House
Paco’s goofy, wholesome side fits Hufflepuff’s values of loyalty and kindness. His tweet 'I think it’s sweet seeing moms and dads at the grocery store with their little kids who follow them like little ducklings' shows his appreciation for simple joys. His chaotic humor, like 'What if Jesus turned the water into lean?' adds a playful, carefree element. While he’s not overly ambitious or cunning, his creativity and love for fandoms make him a great fit for this house.

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This song’s mix of chaos, humor, and introspection fits Paco’s personality. His tweet 'Green Day if they were called Green Thumb: I fought the lawn and the lawn won' shows his love for clever wordplay. The song’s high-energy vibe matches his chaotic tweets like 'Smashing my dick in the waffle house waffle iron.' It’s a punk anthem for his absurd, meme-filled life.

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