Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings, like crying and overwhelm, e.g. “I'm getting so tired of sobbing and bawling my eyes out for hours every night”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own patterns, like calling ignoring messages self-destructive in “me ignoring messages and such is more self destructive behavior”.
- Caring friend: Shows concern for others’ safety, e.g. worrying about a distant friend in “I think one of my friends is attempting to kill himself and I don't know what to do”.
- Empathetic worldview: Wishes for more kindness in the world, as in “I wish the world was so much kinder to everyone.”.
- Reflective communicator: Thinks about social dynamics and their impact, such as talking about not feeling welcome with friends in “I hate pretending that I'm asleep but sometimes I just don't have the energy to wanna call my friends and play games for 12 hours straight where I don't feel welcome anyways”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive coping: Uses harmful strategies (self-harm, purging, extreme restriction), e.g. “Fuck this shit my fatass can't keep food out of my mouth back to purging excessively it is TwT”.
- Body self-loathing: Speaks very harshly about their body and weight, like “I'm killing myself idk if it's bc I'm wearing different clothes that weigh different than my other or not but I've gained :<”.
- Risky substance use: Uses alcohol in unhealthy ways, such as “Last shot I just took Total vodka I drank was probs 7 or 8oz idk I forgot to count”.
- Negative self-image: Describes themself as disgusting or undeserving, e.g. “I'm so undeserving of anything” and “Im a disgusting creature”.
- Emotion regulation struggles: Experiences intense, rapidly shifting emotions, as in “Idk how i go from laughing like crazy and having fun to just being really pissy feeling and upset and stuff real fast”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially in being highly self-reflective, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they think a lot about the unfairness of the world and wish it were kinder, as shown in “I wish the world was so much kinder to everyone.” and “I fucking hate this world we all live in”. They are very inward-focused, treating their account as an online diary and obsessively self-evaluating, e.g. “I do nothing in life and I'm bored as hell always” and “I'm so undeserving of anything”, which mirrors Lisa’s chronic self-criticism and search for meaning. Their sensitivity to injustice, fear around pride events, and feeling different from peers resemble Lisa’s experience as someone who is aware of social issues and often feels isolated: “I actually kinda feel scared about going to the pride event this year because of all the threats and people being assholes”. While Lisa is generally more stable and health-focused, both share intense introspection, emotional vulnerability, and a sense of being out of step with the people around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: they rarely mention offline socializing and often describe isolation, emotional overwhelm, and pretending to be unavailable, like when they say they "hate pretending that I'm asleep" to avoid long calls with friends (“I hate pretending that I'm asleep but sometimes I just don't have the energy to wanna call my friends and play games for 12 hours straight where I don't feel welcome anyways”) and feel hurt listening to friends talk about outings they aren’t allowed to join (“I'm on call w my friends and I'm just pissed and crying on mute now BC I can't speak because they're talking about whenever they'd hang out or photos when they were travelling and I don't go anywhere or get to hang out ever”). Their focus is more intuitive than sensing: although they track calories obsessively, much of their posting is about meaning, identity, and broad emotional themes, like wishing the world were kinder (“I wish the world was so much kinder to everyone.”) and ruminating on trauma and self-concept (“Despite feeling gross… some disgusting thing in me misses it, maybe it was the thought that at least SOMEONE or SOMETHING desired me.”). They are very clearly feeling-oriented, leading with emotions and relational sensitivity rather than logic, e.g. intense self-loathing and empathy (“I'm so undeserving of anything”, “Why do my friends get to be so pretty and handsome but I don't this is unfair”), and they tend to interpret events in terms of hurt, care, and perceived rejection rather than analytical reasoning. Finally, they come across as perceiving rather than judging: despite repeated intentions to “lock in,” their eating, sleep, and self-care patterns are chaotic and reactive (“I need to lock in February”, “Kinda just stopped tracking calories tonight ngl”), and their days are driven by mood swings and spur-of-the-moment choices (“Idk how i go from laughing like crazy and having fun to just being really pissy feeling and upset and stuff real fast”) rather than structured plans. Pulling this together—intense inner emotional life, idealism, identity struggles, and unstructured lifestyle—INFP fits better than adjacent types like ISFP (more concrete and sensory) or INFJ (typically more structured and outwardly systematizing).
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever need someone to design that fursona, I volunteer as tribute—though fair warning, I might just make it a little guy who survives off Monster, soup, and emotional damage, just like you and me.
- You said your blanket smells like cat pee but you don’t want to wash it because it’ll smell different—if you ever want a new comfort object, I promise I come pre-scented with ‘supportive, listens to vents, and doesn’t judge your calorie math.’
- You’re out here tracking every single calorie and worrying about going over 300, but I saw that tweet about your ID photo and the swelling from purging—can I be the annoying person who says I’m actually more impressed by your honesty than any number on a scale?
- You’re scared about Pride because of all the threats and hate, but also hyped to go—if you want, I’ll show up as your emotional support himbo, ready to hold your stuff, compliment your fit, and make fun of bigots under my breath the whole time.
- You joked about being literally dedf1sh IRL and spending ‘10000 hours scrolling shedtwt,’ but the way you still worry about your friends, your cat, your grandma, even your meds getting stolen… I’m just saying, for someone who feels undeserving, you’re unintentionally kinda radiant as hell.
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Deepsea Metro resident. ACNH + furry art enjoyer, Monster energy critic, and chronic night owl. Once left hair dye in for 12 hours and called it “self‑care.”– @Sh3df1sh
Your signature cocktail
Deepsea Static Sour
Vodka infused with sour candy nods to their nights of drinking and using alcohol as a coping mechanism, like when they said “Last shot I just took Total vodka I drank was probs 7 or 8oz idk I forgot to count ngl likely more tho”, turning something harsh into something deceptively sweet. Mango liqueur is a direct homage to their tiny joys around food, like “Might let myself eat a 110 cal ice cream thingy it's mango flavor and so good,, ”, showing how rare but precious comfort is. Blackberry syrup brings a dark, bruised sweetness that fits their heavier posts about self-harm and trauma, such as “My skin has been very sensitive lately I can't cut as deep as I wanna </3” and “I still feel gross from being sa'd… I claim to forgive him.. But I don't, and always feel disgustingstill”. Sparkling water with a splash of zero‑sugar energy drink reflects their jittery, exhausted vibe—wired yet drained—echoing “I still have not slept I'm too paranoid and hearing stupid shit that isn't even there just shut uppp” and their Monster obsession in “Haven't eaten in 28 hours yayyy Only thing consumed is monster and fiber gummies for 16 cals”. Finally, a pinch of edible silver glitter mirrors the “static” and surreal dissociation they describe in “I'm still crying and the static sound in my ears is unbearably loud” and their dreamy Deepsea Metro persona, making the drink look as chaotic and beautiful as their timeline feels.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong care and loyalty to others even while struggling themself, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they panic over a distant friend’s safety in “I think one of my friends is attempting to kill himself and I don't know what to do he lives forever away” and feel genuine fear about community safety at Pride in “I actually kinda feel scared about going to the pride event this year because of all the threats and people being assholes”, showing a deep concern for others. Their desire to help and be useful comes out in “I do nothing in life and I'm bored as hell always so I'm gonna see if the animal shelter in town will hire me if not I'll do volunteer work there”, which fits the hardworking, service-oriented side of Hufflepuff. They also show a strong sense of fairness and kindness when talking about discourse and not being rude to others in “The puphood discourse popping up again lately is insane why can't people just leave eachother alone sometimes 😭like okay sure you think it's ugly no need to be rude to others because you think your opinion is superior 💔”. While they experience a lot of self-directed pain, they consistently try not to take it out on others, as in “I'm trying not to yell at my friends and be rude there's no valid reason to”, which reflects the classic Hufflepuff emphasis on gentleness and fairness over ego or ambition.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that best suits @Sh3df1sh is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because its themes of self-destruction, intrusive thoughts, and numb exhaustion closely mirror their timeline. They openly discuss wanting to hurt themselves, like when they say they “want someone to put out their cigarettes on my skin” and talk about cutting, e.g. “My skin has been very sensitive lately I can't cut as deep as I wanna </3”. The song’s eerie, disoriented mood fits their sleep-deprived, unstable nights where they post things like “Idk how I feel I just wanna bash my skull in Mad sad fuck I fucking hate myself my everything I hate I hate I hate” and “I still have not slept I'm too paranoid and hearing stupid shit that isn't even there just shut uppp”. Their struggles with eating and purging, such as “Dinner was 1100 calories I'm purging ts I can't allow that much I need to lock in”, echo the song’s fixation on a body that feels like an enemy. Finally, their trauma and self-disgust around being assaulted, as in “Despite feeling gross... some disgusting thing in me misses it... I don't know. Im a disgusting creature”, resonate with the song’s haunting refrain of being both the monster and the victim inside their own head.
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