Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequently jokes in a sharp, playful way, like mocking a bad performance in “C’est LA PIRE VERSION DE DEFYING GRAVITY que j’ai entendu ils trollent tf1” and laughing at wordplay in “J’avoue que KKKlair obscur c’est drôle”.
- Media passion: Shows strong enthusiasm and detailed opinions about games, anime, and musicals, e.g. deep interest in Wicked across multiple tweets like “Jpp d'attendre wicked for good” and comments on FFXIV in “Ffxiv et l’orientalism c’est une dinguerie”.
- Critical thinking: Engages with political and social issues thoughtfully, such as criticizing diaspora infighting in “Ils fatiguent les afro americains a toujours faire des diaspora wars avec les autres noirs. Vous êtes pas meilleurs que les autres.” and analyzing FFXIV orientalism in “I swear most ffxiv fans who are like 'I'm too woke for this'… are just dumbasses who never used their brains for critical thinking”.
- Protective ethics: Expresses clear boundaries and concern over problematic content, especially around art, as in “J’ai tweeté ça pcq j’en ai marre des fanarts discutables pitié les artistes faites juste adulte + adulte”.
- Self‑aware honesty: Open about their own behavior and worries, like cringing at past posts in “Déjà que mes tweets de ces 5 dernières années sont embarrassants alors ceux post 2014...” and acknowledging fear about the future in “Mon année a mal commencée donc j’ai peur pour les prochains mois”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh expression: Tends toward very strong, inflammatory wording in political opinions, such as “Je souhaite la chute d’israel et des etats unis”, which can escalate conflict and shut down dialogue.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often anticipates negative outcomes about life and work, like “Bon comme prevu c’est fini pour moi jsp ce que je vais faire de ma vie” and “Mon année a mal commencée donc j’ai peur pour les prochains mois”.
- Judgmental tone: Comments about groups or tastes can sound dismissive, such as “C’est éclaté les tabis je comprends vraiment pas cette mode” and “ça existe les meufs fans de kuromi qui sont pas possédées par le diable?”.
- Online frustration: Shows frequent irritation with others’ behavior online, like “Les non sharing self shippers on en parle de leurs folies pcq a bloquer des gens juste pcq ils veulent tringler le même perso 2d c’est grave” and annoyance at pro-ana communities in “La commu pro ana pète les couilles…”.
- Self‑deprecating doubt: Often undercuts themselves or their work, e.g. “Purée elles sont nulles mes edits de Drake” and questioning their own collections in “Vous êtes sûr que je devrais pas vendre ma collection”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically engaged, and very online. Like Lisa, they mix pop culture obsession with serious critique, jumping from musical theatre takes like “C’est LA PIRE VERSION DE DEFYING GRAVITY que j’ai entendu” and “Nan mais wicked en VF ? Qui veut ça?” to media analysis such as “Ffxiv et l’orientalism c’est une dinguerie”. Their political edge and solidarity with oppressed groups show in posts like “Je souhaite la chute d’israel et des etats unis” and “Les gens qui défendent les riches, stars et idols on peut plus rien faire pour eux”, which is very Lisa-coded activism and anti-authoritarianism. They’re also self-aware and a bit dramatic about their own life and fandoms, as in “Mon année a mal commencée donc j’ai peur pour les prochains mois” and “J’arrive pas à être intéressée par des persos pendant + de deux mois”, fitting Lisa’s tendency to overthink and hyperfixate. Finally, their mix of intellectual critique and shitposting—“I swear most ffxiv fans who are like 'I'm too woke for this' ... are just dumbasses who never used their brains for critical thinking”—mirrors Lisa’s blend of brains, moral passion, and occasional condescension.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly want an audience and interaction, e.g. saying “I want fans”, joking about their TikTok FYP and sharing it with others (“on my tiktok fyp I like it I have a lot of very beautiful women”), and tweeting in a very outward, performative, conversational style rather than private introspection. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they spin media into headcanons and alternate scenarios like “Wicked 3 but with a reincarnation trope and they're uni students and gay obviously” and talk about patterns and concepts (diaspora wars, orientalism, politics) rather than sensory details, as in “ffxiv and orientalism is insane”. They come across as Feeling-dominant: moral and emotional evaluations drive their takes, such as criticizing fatphobia and pro-ana spaces in “the pro-ana community is annoying… when you’re fat they mock you and when people are thinner than them suddenly it’s bodychecking”, defending Black diaspora dynamics in “Afro Americans are tiring always doing diaspora wars with other Black people. You are not better than the others.”, and wishing political downfall based on values (“I wish for the fall of Israel and the United States”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than highly structured: they admit to procrastination and lack of long-term order (“I can’t stay interested in characters for more than two months”; “I really don’t want to workkkkkkkkk”) and react spontaneously to media, merch, and fandom drama (e.g. “I’m gonna drop all my money when it releases here”). Taken together—expressive, social tweeting, heavy use of imagination and meta-commentary, emotionally charged value judgments, and a go-with-the-flow approach to life—ENFP best fits their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here waiting faithfully for Wicked Part 2 without spoilers… If you can be that loyal to a musical, I trust you not to drop spoilers on our first date either. We could watch Into the Woods and I’ll let you rant about Defying Gravity VF casting all night.
- You said some characters are stuck in mid stories and you want to steal them as OCs—go ahead and steal me too, because clearly my canon life is mid and I’d rather be reincarnated as your self‑ship side character, preferably married to your Kyle Rayner obsession.
- You dream about Laios, complain about Qifrey’s voice, and still have the energy to drag FFXIV orientalism and FE’s half‑melanin protags—your critical thinking is terrifyingly hot. I promise to bring the same energy when we dissect fanarts that are NOT ‘adulte + adulte’.
- You, a ‘42 father of 8, no‑nonsense type of guy’, tweeting ‘j’ai trop la flemme je ne veux pas travaillerrrrrrr’ and wishing for a reincarnation as a duck… If you ever want to skip responsibilities and go full lazy oie au bord du lac, I volunteer to be the other duck.
- You’re out here beefing with Vinted, side‑eyeing Kuromi girls, asking if handsome redheaded men even exist, and still curating a TikTok FYP of beautiful women… If you let me buy you a drink, I’ll prove at least one non‑ginger guy deserves a place in that collection.
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Teacher by day, JRPG & musical nerd by night. Once waited 3 weeks for a Vinted parcel just to get scammed, will still risk it for merch.– @shadeeshadoo
Your signature cocktail
The Wicked Timeline Fizz
Green apple vodka nods to their Wicked obsession and the "green" motif in tweets like “Green au'ra” and all the musical chatter in “C’est LA PIRE VERSION DE DEFYING GRAVITY que j’ai entendu”. Yuzu bitters capture their sharp, no-nonsense side when they rant about politics and media, like “I swear most ffxiv fans who are like 'I'm too woke for this'... are just dumbasses” and “Les gens qui défendent les riches, stars et idols on peut plus rien faire pour eux”. Sparkling lychee soda represents their playful, dreamy fandom energy and parasocial crushes, from “I NEED to get married to Kyle Rayner” to “Wicked 3 but with a reincarnation trope and they're uni students and gay obviously”. Black sesame syrup brings a grounded, slightly dark richness for the tired adult who says “j'ai trop la flemme je ne veux pas travaillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” and jokes about being cooked by life in “Déjà que je suis cuisiné à vie”. Finally, edible silver shimmer evokes their chaotic, glittery timeline and desire for an audience in “Je veux trop des fans” and the unapologetic RT chaos of “Je m’en fous maintenant je RT tout n'importe quoi”, making the drink look as loud as their TL feels.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows the blunt courage and values-driven outspokenness typical of Gryffindor. They openly take firm political stances even when controversial, e.g. wishing for major powers to fall in “Je souhaite la chute d’israel et des etats unis” and criticizing American right-wing politics in “Y’a un étrange lien avec les droitards du monde entier et être des collabos c’est presque inné” and “Il va leur rester quoi comme droits aux américains à la fin des 4 ans ?”. They confront fandom and social issues head-on, calling out pro-ana culture in “La commu pro ana pète les couilles…” and diaspora wars in “Ils fatiguent les afro americains a toujours faire des diaspora wars…”, which reflects a willingness to start fights for what they think is right. There’s an impulsive, fiery streak in lines like “Je m’en fous maintenant je RT tout n'importe quoi” and their exasperated rants about work and bureaucracy such as “j'ai trop la flemme je ne veux pas travaillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” and “T’envoies un mail on te dit demande à quelqu’un d’autre c’est fatiguant”. While they show wit and niche interests (Ravenclaw-adjacent) in media analysis like “I swear most ffxiv fans who are like 'I'm too woke for this'… are just dumbasses who never used their brains for critical thinking”, their dominant traits are boldness, strong opinions, and a readiness to clash. Taken together, the courage to voice unpopular beliefs, the combative defense of their values, and the impulsive emotional tone fit Gryffindor far better than the other houses.
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Your song
Defying Gravity - Idina Menzel (from *Wicked*)
The best fit is “Defying Gravity” because their whole timeline screams chaotic, opinionated musical nerd energy, and they’re very clearly a Wicked truther. They complain about bad covers like “C’est LA PIRE VERSION DE DEFYING GRAVITY que j’ai entendu” and obsess over the franchise with tweets like “Jpp d'attendre wicked for good” and “Nan mais wicked en VF ? Qui veut ça?”. The song’s theme of rebelling against expectations fits their no‑filter personality and political takes, such as “Les gens qui défendent les riches, stars et idols on peut plus rien faire pour eux” and “Je souhaite la chute d’israel et des etats unis”. Their bio, “no nonsense type of guy,” paired with self-deprecating job and life tweets like “Bon comme prevu c’est fini pour moi jsp ce que je vais faire de ma vie”, also echoes the song’s defiant, I’ll-do-it-my-way attitude. Between the intense fandom, the dark humor, and the refusal to play nice with systems they dislike, Defying Gravity captures their vibe almost too perfectly.
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