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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically engaged, and very online. Like Lisa, they mix pop culture obsession with serious critique, jumping from musical theatre takes like “C’est LA PIRE VERSION DE DEFYING GRAVITY que j’ai entendu” and “Nan mais wicked en VF ? Qui veut ça?” to media analysis such as “Ffxiv et l’orientalism c’est une dinguerie”. Their political edge and solidarity with oppressed groups show in posts like “Je souhaite la chute d’israel et des etats unis” and “Les gens qui défendent les riches, stars et idols on peut plus rien faire pour eux”, which is very Lisa-coded activism and anti-authoritarianism. They’re also self-aware and a bit dramatic about their own life and fandoms, as in “Mon année a mal commencée donc j’ai peur pour les prochains mois” and “J’arrive pas à être intéressée par des persos pendant + de deux mois”, fitting Lisa’s tendency to overthink and hyperfixate. Finally, their mix of intellectual critique and shitposting—“I swear most ffxiv fans who are like 'I'm too woke for this' ... are just dumbasses who never used their brains for critical thinking”—mirrors Lisa’s blend of brains, moral passion, and occasional condescension.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly want an audience and interaction, e.g. saying “I want fans”, joking about their TikTok FYP and sharing it with others (“on my tiktok fyp I like it I have a lot of very beautiful women”), and tweeting in a very outward, performative, conversational style rather than private introspection. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they spin media into headcanons and alternate scenarios like “Wicked 3 but with a reincarnation trope and they're uni students and gay obviously” and talk about patterns and concepts (diaspora wars, orientalism, politics) rather than sensory details, as in “ffxiv and orientalism is insane”. They come across as Feeling-dominant: moral and emotional evaluations drive their takes, such as criticizing fatphobia and pro-ana spaces in “the pro-ana community is annoying… when you’re fat they mock you and when people are thinner than them suddenly it’s bodychecking”, defending Black diaspora dynamics in “Afro Americans are tiring always doing diaspora wars with other Black people. You are not better than the others.”, and wishing political downfall based on values (“I wish for the fall of Israel and the United States”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than highly structured: they admit to procrastination and lack of long-term order (“I can’t stay interested in characters for more than two months”; “I really don’t want to workkkkkkkkk”) and react spontaneously to media, merch, and fandom drama (e.g. “I’m gonna drop all my money when it releases here”). Taken together—expressive, social tweeting, heavy use of imagination and meta-commentary, emotionally charged value judgments, and a go-with-the-flow approach to life—ENFP best fits their online persona.

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Teacher by day, JRPG & musical nerd by night. Once waited 3 weeks for a Vinted parcel just to get scammed, will still risk it for merch.– @shadeeshadoo

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Green apple vodka nods to their Wicked obsession and the "green" motif in tweets like “Green au'ra” and all the musical chatter in “C’est LA PIRE VERSION DE DEFYING GRAVITY que j’ai entendu”. Yuzu bitters capture their sharp, no-nonsense side when they rant about politics and media, like “I swear most ffxiv fans who are like 'I'm too woke for this'... are just dumbasses” and “Les gens qui défendent les riches, stars et idols on peut plus rien faire pour eux”. Sparkling lychee soda represents their playful, dreamy fandom energy and parasocial crushes, from “I NEED to get married to Kyle Rayner” to “Wicked 3 but with a reincarnation trope and they're uni students and gay obviously”. Black sesame syrup brings a grounded, slightly dark richness for the tired adult who says “j'ai trop la flemme je ne veux pas travaillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” and jokes about being cooked by life in “Déjà que je suis cuisiné à vie”. Finally, edible silver shimmer evokes their chaotic, glittery timeline and desire for an audience in “Je veux trop des fans” and the unapologetic RT chaos of “Je m’en fous maintenant je RT tout n'importe quoi”, making the drink look as loud as their TL feels.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows the blunt courage and values-driven outspokenness typical of Gryffindor. They openly take firm political stances even when controversial, e.g. wishing for major powers to fall in “Je souhaite la chute d’israel et des etats unis” and criticizing American right-wing politics in “Y’a un étrange lien avec les droitards du monde entier et être des collabos c’est presque inné” and “Il va leur rester quoi comme droits aux américains à la fin des 4 ans ?”. They confront fandom and social issues head-on, calling out pro-ana culture in “La commu pro ana pète les couilles…” and diaspora wars in “Ils fatiguent les afro americains a toujours faire des diaspora wars…”, which reflects a willingness to start fights for what they think is right. There’s an impulsive, fiery streak in lines like “Je m’en fous maintenant je RT tout n'importe quoi” and their exasperated rants about work and bureaucracy such as “j'ai trop la flemme je ne veux pas travaillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” and “T’envoies un mail on te dit demande à quelqu’un d’autre c’est fatiguant”. While they show wit and niche interests (Ravenclaw-adjacent) in media analysis like “I swear most ffxiv fans who are like 'I'm too woke for this'… are just dumbasses who never used their brains for critical thinking”, their dominant traits are boldness, strong opinions, and a readiness to clash. Taken together, the courage to voice unpopular beliefs, the combative defense of their values, and the impulsive emotional tone fit Gryffindor far better than the other houses.

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The best fit is “Defying Gravity” because their whole timeline screams chaotic, opinionated musical nerd energy, and they’re very clearly a Wicked truther. They complain about bad covers like “C’est LA PIRE VERSION DE DEFYING GRAVITY que j’ai entendu” and obsess over the franchise with tweets like “Jpp d'attendre wicked for good” and “Nan mais wicked en VF ? Qui veut ça?”. The song’s theme of rebelling against expectations fits their no‑filter personality and political takes, such as “Les gens qui défendent les riches, stars et idols on peut plus rien faire pour eux” and “Je souhaite la chute d’israel et des etats unis”. Their bio, “no nonsense type of guy,” paired with self-deprecating job and life tweets like “Bon comme prevu c’est fini pour moi jsp ce que je vais faire de ma vie”, also echoes the song’s defiant, I’ll-do-it-my-way attitude. Between the intense fandom, the dark humor, and the refusal to play nice with systems they dislike, Defying Gravity captures their vibe almost too perfectly.

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