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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, trolling, and genuine heart. They’re constantly clowning on people and situations in a very Bart way, whether it’s telling someone “u are a loser and so is your lame ass girlfriend” or laughing at wild online drama like “LMAOOOOOOO brother this really just keeps getting worse”. The same mischievous energy shows up in posts like “go steal from ur local gamestop today” and calling out weird priorities with “why are policemen are 10x more concerned with traffic citations than actual murd3r”, which fits Bart’s anti-authority streak. At the same time, there’s a soft, affectionate side under the jokes, like referring to pets as “my children” and gushing about comfort media or favorite characters, very much like Bart’s hidden sentimental core. Their blend of sports fandom (“GO STEELERS”), gaming obsession, and constant meme posting also mirrors Bart’s hyperactive, media-saturated personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their life revolves around games/anime and online discourse rather than going out, and they celebrate being off work and missing unemployment in a very solitary, comfy way, e.g. “ive been off for 2 days in a row and the weekend is about to hit. god i miss this feeling of unemployment”, or planning weekends around media like “my plans for the weekend:”. They lean strongly intuitive (N): they constantly discuss fictional systems and meta rather than concrete details, like comparing characters conceptually (“im not crazy for thinking yuji and yuta would low diff them ??”) and criticizing broad tastes (“its absolutely hilarious that japan has the worst taste in anime”). Their tone is very thinking (T)-oriented: blunt, critical, and focused on calling out inconsistency or loser behavior rather than prioritizing harmony, as in “a literal streamer making fun of someone for playing video games man i have seen it all” and “u are a loser and so is your lame ass girlfriend”. They seem clearly perceiving (P) over judging: their lifestyle is reactive and go-with-the-flow (“when i get off work its up..” link), they oversleep massively (“needless to say i overslept by 3 hours”), and impulsively decide to replay games like “fine i’ll replay black and black 2 again”. Overall, an INTP fits best: an online, analysis-heavy gamer/anime fan who lives in abstractions and meta-discourse, is sharp-tongued and logic-driven, and keeps life relatively unstructured and spontaneous.

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Marvel Rivals enjoyer, Steelers sufferer, anime debater. Once paid $40 for pizza and still queued ranked—clearly I make brave, questionable choices.– @shadowIung

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This drink hits like a cracked Marvel Rivals ult—spiced rum for the slightly unhinged, high-energy gamer who says “magik mains we up per usual. fuck black widow” and “strange is so goated this season man oh my god”. Matcha syrup nods to the anime brainrot and Japan takes, like “its absolutely hilarious that japan has the worst taste in anime” and insisting “Maki is infinitely cooler than itachi could ever hope to be”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for the NFL and life-venting vibes in “yeah i think im just done watching nfl actually thank you” and the pain of “just ordered some pizza and it was $40”. The black salt rim reflects the Palestine flag in their name and their jaded takes on cops and ICE like “why are policemen are 10x more concerned with traffic citations than actual murd3r” and “ICE has turned Minnesota into an GTA online server atp”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture captures the spicy, ratio-happy timeline warrior who says “u are a loser and so is your lame ass girlfriend” but still celebrates the small joys like “3 DAY WEEKEND I MADE IT” and “ive been off for 2 days in a row and the weekend is about to hit. god i miss this feeling of unemployment”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is outspoken, confrontational, and willing to call people out directly, which is very Gryffindor. They go after people they see as clout-chasing or cruel with tweets like “u are a loser and so is your lame ass girlfriend” and “the ratio on this is frying meeee oh my god please stop giving these losers platforms”, showing a strong instinct to stand up and fight rather than stay quiet. They show moral outrage at systemic issues too, as in “why are policemen are 10x more concerned with traffic citations than actual murd3r”, which fits Gryffindor’s justice-driven streak. Their impulsive, emotional style appears in comments like “yeah i think im just done watching nfl actually thank you” and the way they ride or die for their teams and favorites, such as “GO STEELERS” and “not to be overdramatic but id d1e for her”. While they have wit and fandom passion, the dominant traits are courage, bluntness, and a willingness to jump into conflict, all classic Gryffindor qualities.

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Kid Cudi’s Mr. Rager fits them as someone who juggles real-life exhaustion, intense fandom, and online chaos with a mix of humor and frustration. They vent about work and missing freedom, like when they say “ive been off for 2 days in a row and the weekend is about to hit. god i miss this feeling of unemployment”, echoing the song’s longing for escape and a different pace of life. Their timeline swings between hyped gaming/anime takes and burnout, from “strange is so goated this season man oh my god” to “yeah i think im just done watching nfl actually thank you”, matching the song’s restless, up-and-down energy. They’re deeply online, sarcastic, and a little jaded—calling people losers, laughing through drama like “this is frying me the most outta everything man”—which mirrors Cudi’s mix of bravado and vulnerability. Overall, Mr. Rager captures that vibe of a tired but passionate fan navigating stress, escapism, and late-night obsessions with games, anime, and sports.

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