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Like Jeff Albertson, this user is a hyper-focused superfan whose life revolves around the intricate mechanics of their favorite media, frequently oscillating between absolute adoration and cynical frustration. They express intense disdain for developer decisions and meta shifts, much like the character's catchphrase 'Worst. Episode. Ever.', seen when they lament the “worst 15 minutes of my life” or claim developers “truly don't want me to play this game”. Their deep knowledge of Dragon Ball Legends and Marvel Rivals leads to highly specific demands for balance, such as insisting “please fix Iron fist” with a list of mechanical buffs. Despite their vocal complaints and claims of having “given up”, they remain hopelessly devoted to the 'collector' lifestyle, even when they spend “40k cc on his banner and got shafted”.

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Darkslayer exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary gaming experiences and personal emotional reactions to narratives, such as when they stated “finally had time to finish the game and holy fuck man, im gonna cry.”. Their Sensing preference is shown by their intense focus on concrete game mechanics and visual details, evidenced by specific balancing suggestions like “primary does 20 more damage”. As a Feeling type, they use strong emotive language to describe characters and developers, calling a character “my king you are glorious every where” and expressing frustration with the word “nigga” in a casual, affective manner. Finally, their Perceiving nature is visible in their spontaneous, reactionary tweeting style and their habit of “giving up” or switching characters based on immediate feelings rather than long-term strategic planning.

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From theory-crafting Iron Fist buffs to chasing the elusive GM rank. Professional gacha survivor and RPG enthusiast currently waiting for a Persona 4 revival.– @ShaftNeverEnds

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 'multifandom' gamer who constantly oscillates between hype and despair. The smoky Mezcal base represents the deep saltiness felt after he “spent 40k cc on his banner and got shafted”, while the bitter notes reflect a man who admits “this is the first season ive ever played tank and it was a miserable experience”. To balance the bitterness, the gold garnish honors his love for 'glorious' characters like Angel Vegeta, especially since “this unit has a special place in my heart”. It's a high-energy experimental blend for someone who manages to say “it's 4 am but happy new year guys” while still grinding for those Diamond ranks.

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ShaftNeverEnds demonstrates classic Slytherin ambition and a strong desire for status, frequently documenting their climb through competitive rankings with a goal of “hitting gm this season” or pleading to “let me hit diamond bro”. They exhibit a self-preservation streak regarding game mechanics, choosing to leave Dragon Ball Legends when the meta shifts against their interests, stating “thank god i left this game for good”. Their resourcefulness and analytical focus on power levels are evident in their detailed buff suggestions to “fix Iron fist” and their frustration when high-investment strategies fail, such as when they “spent 40k cc on his banner and got shafted”. This combination of competitive drive, selective loyalty to powerful 'units,' and a vocal disdain for perceived 'fraud' characters aligns perfectly with the house of ambition.

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This song perfectly mirrors ShaftNeverEnds' chaotic relationship with gacha games like Dragon Ball Legends and Dokkan Battle, where they are constantly cycling between hope and despair. Their timeline is a series of high-stakes bets, explicitly stating “i hate gambling” after a loss, yet they remain obsessed with the cycle of 'knowing when to fold.' They frequently lament their terrible luck, crying out, “ive lost all hopes to pull a new unit on drop ever again” and “guess who spent 40k cc on his banner and got shafted”. Despite the constant 'shafting' implied by their username, they continue to chase the next big 'win' or character buff, embodying the relentless spirit of a gambler who can't walk away from the table.

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