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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and darkly funny but clearly very online and emotionally expressive. They constantly react to pop culture and absurd situations with over-the-top drama and slang, like “I am going to HEEEEELLLLLL” and “MOTHER IS BACK !!”, which mirrors Bart’s theatrical, attention-grabbing humor. Their horny, unfiltered comments about celebrities, e.g. “I want Joe keery in 2 things 1. My bed 2. Only socks”, parallel Bart’s mischievous, boundary-pushing attitude. The repeated, half-joking self-destructive lines like “What if I killed myself, Mr.Musk?” and “I think it's time to kill myself” fit Bart’s tendency toward melodramatic, dark humor rather than earnest despair. Even their chaotic social takes and trolling tone, such as “Dumb bitches just be saying anything the Mandela Effect... no bitch, you're just dumb!”, feel like what Bart would tweet if he had a phone and zero supervision.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extraverted (E) than Introverted: they constantly react to viral content, openly joke about themselves, and dramatize feelings in public spaces, e.g. posting things like “Being gay is so hard like wym I gotta slay at 10??? THEN I gotta serve at 1? I'm tired of this shit I'm going straight” and theatrical bits such as “Amanda, I am in ur walls”. Their humor leans strongly Intuitive (N): they riff on concepts, media references, and absurd hypotheticals rather than concrete how‑to content, like “living life like it's final destination” and the surreal reflection “I think I'm going to start choosing silly options in life, for funsies”. They show a clear Feeling (F) orientation: they tweet raw emotional reactions and concern for others more than logical analysis, for instance the empathetic “Please reach out to your loved ones, you never know what they are going through 💕🕊”, as well as vulnerable/self‑deprecating lines like “tummy hurt” and dark jokes such as “I think it's time to kill myself”. Finally, they come off as Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: they embrace spontaneity and chaos, joking about becoming “the worst person ever” if a song drops in “if lana del rey releases yes to heaven tonight you will all see me become the worst person ever” and leaning into playful, impulsive choices in “I think I'm going to start choosing silly options in life, for funsies”. Together, these patterns—expressive social presence, abstract/ironic humor, emotionally charged posting, and go‑with‑the‑flow chaos—fit best with ENFP.

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Part-time South Park scholar, full-time pop culture analyst. Once planned my week around a Zillow listing. Opinions mine, jokes usually too.– @shagmasterr69

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The overproof spiced rum is for their chaotic, unfiltered energy and occasional brush with disaster, like “living life like it's final destination” and repeatedly asking what if I killed myself in tweets to both Musk and the void (“What if I killed myself”, “What if I killed myself, Mr.Musk?”). The cherry cola reduction syrup is sweet but a little dark, matching their pop‑culture obsession and messy stan vibes like “MOTHER IS BACK !!” and “if lana del rey releases yes to heaven tonight you will all see me become the worst person ever”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp sarcasm and gay drama, the same sour bite behind “Being gay is so hard like wym I gotta slay at 10??? THEN I gotta serve at 1?” and “Dumb bitches just be saying anything the Mandela Effect... no bitch, you're just dumb!”. A dash of black walnut bitters represents the underlying melancholy and intrusive thoughts beneath the jokes, like “I think it's time to kill myself” and “Oh my god I need to be euthanized”. Finally, the Pop rocks rim captures their meme-y, dramatic reactions — all caps OH MY GODs and NOOOOOOs (“OH MY GODDDDD?!?!??!?!‽”, “NOOOOOOO”) — turning every sip into a tiny, chaotic timeline in your mouth, even when their tummy hurt (“tummy hurt”).

Your Hogwarts House
This account’s humor is sharp, sly, and often transgressive in a way that fits Slytherin’s resourcefulness and edge. They lean into dark, self-destructive jokes like “What if I killed myself, Mr.Musk?” and “I think it's time to kill myself”, which signals a dramatic, almost performative self-preservation/attention dynamic rather than Gryffindor-style earnest vulnerability. Their fixation on pop‑culture power figures and image — from fantasizing about Joe Keery in “I want Joe keery in 2 things 1. My bed 2. Only socks” to joking about Kamala Harris in “My bets on Kamala, she's too happy” — reads as status-aware and socially strategic. They also show a calculating, mocking eye for other people’s behavior, as with “Dumb bitches just be saying anything the Mandela Effect... no bitch, you're just dumb!”, which is more cutting than Hufflepuff-kind. Even when affectionate with friends like “Me and @cummyonion pulling up to the function”, it’s wrapped in performance and persona rather than open-hearted warmth, reinforcing Slytherin’s blend of loyalty and theatrical self-presentation.

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The chaotic, hyper-online, pop-culture-soaked energy of @shagmasterr69 fits Supercut perfectly: it’s dramatic, self-aware, and swings between irony and real feeling. They constantly veer between unhinged humour and genuine emotion, like when they say "I think it's time to kill myself" and "Please reach out to your loved ones, you never know what they are going through 💕🕊", mirroring the song’s mix of gloss and hurt. Their pop‑obsessed side shows in tweets like "MOTHER IS BACK !!" and "if lana del rey releases yes to heaven tonight you will all see me become the worst person ever", which matches Lorde’s melodramatic, stan-adjacent vibe. Supercut is all about replaying curated, cinematic moments in your head, and their timeline is exactly that: exaggerated reactions like "OH MY GODDDDD?!?!??!?!‽" and "living life like it's final destination" turned into a continuous highlight reel. Even their bio name, truth teller, suits the song’s bittersweet honesty beneath all the camp and memes.

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