Shambells734
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fearless: He repeatedly posts extreme, attention-grabbing opinions like 'Unbanning Mutah marriages would solve 90% of the Muslim twitter discourses' and even extremist-taunting lines, showing he does not shy away from controversy.
- Passionate: His intense Real Madrid commentary — 'Should have been 7 0 in an ideal world' and 'How did Madrid become such a big game bottler' — shows emotional investment and zeal.
- Culturally Savvy: Frequent anime and meme references like 'Stands are objectively the best power system' and 'Y'all remember "Zerotwo"' indicate deep knowledge of niche internet cultures.
- Entrepreneurial: He advertises monetization and self-promotion openly — 'I'm freshly 18 and here's my onlyfans' and 'Dm for leaks' — which demonstrates hustle and an eye for income streams online.
- Communal Nostalgic: Posting family photos from Iran in the 1970s ('My grandmother cutting her birthday cake in Iran 1973') suggests he values personal history and uses it to connect with others emotionally.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative to a Fault: Frequent inflammatory lines such as 'Just join isis bro' and blatant slurs create backlash and isolate potential allies.
- Impulsive: Rapid-fire, contradictory statements like advertising OnlyFans while later saying 'I hope y'all don't take me seriously tbh' show a tendency to post without fully thinking through consequences.
- Polarizing: Extremist-leaning or bigoted posts ('I'm against fags') make it difficult to form constructive relationships or be taken seriously in mainstream spaces.
- Short-term Driven: A focus on immediate engagement (shock tweets, monetized leaks) suggests prioritizing quick attention over long-term reputation, as seen in 'Dm for leaks' and repeated provocative posts.
- Contradictory: He oscillates between serious advocacy and 'it's a joke' disclaimers ('I hope y'all don't take me seriously tbh'), which undermines credibility when arguing for reforms like '#UnbanMutah'.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the natural analogue: mischievous, attention-seeking, and expert at causing chaos for laughs or reaction, much like Shambells’s frequent trolling and boundary-pushing posts; both revel in provoking elders and authority and treating seriousness as a target for ridicule.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits because he loves debate, playing devil's advocate and pushing boundaries: he asks provocative questions like 'Should Sunnis unban Mutah marriage?' and posts 'I hope y'all don't take me seriously tbh' which mirrors the ENTP's love of idea-play over strict commitment. Extraversion shows in constant posting and self-promotion ('I'm freshly 18 and here's my onlyfans'); Intuition appears in broad, contrarian connections across politics, fandom and religion; Thinking is evident in argument-style provocations ('Unbanning Mutah marriages would solve 90% of the Muslim twitter discourses'); and Perceiving comes through his flexible, improvised posting style and willingness to change tack or shock for engagement.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the VAR check? Because I keep replaying that moment when I first saw you.
- If you were a One Piece chapter I'd read you on release day and ship you harder than Roger — fancy being my pirate queen?
- They say onlyfans is profitable at 18 — want to test that economics lesson together over coffee?
- Call me Mbappé, because I’ll never be subbed off when you need me most.
- I don’t need a mutah to know I’d be perfect temporary husband material — how long do you want the trial to be?
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Real Madrid fanatic • One Piece stan • Provocative voice on religion & culture • Advocate for controversial reform of Muslim marital law • I post family photos, hot takes, and anime memes — enter at your own risk– @Shambells734
Your signature cocktail
Persian Pirate
The 'Persian Pirate' blends Iranian nostalgia (pomegranate nods to his family photos 'My grandmother cutting her birthday cake in Iran 1973') with pirate fandom energy ('This is my goat. My pirate king. Real nigga Roger'), minty freshness for his brash youth, and glittery garnish for the showmanship he loves when trolling or promoting content like OnlyFans. It’s loud, memorable, and a little contradictory — much like his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits Shambells because he pursues influence and attention, often using cunning or provocative tactics to get results rather than gentle persuasion. He argues for pragmatic or self-interested positions such as 'If Saudi buys Real Madrid I will never disrespect his highness Mohammed Bin Salman ever again', which shows opportunism and strategic thinking. His willingness to push boundaries and manipulate public opinion with shocking posts ('Unbanning Mutah marriages would solve 90% of the Muslim twitter discourses') reflects classic Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
The song's rebellious, adolescent angst fits an 18-year-old who declares 'I'm freshly 18' and delights in stirring trouble, trolling, and contradicting norms, much like the raw, defiant tone of Nirvana's anthem.
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