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Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly narrate their day, mishaps, and emotions to the public (DMV, school, car accident, teachers, crush) and seem energized by social drama and interaction, e.g. “Why is everything 20x funnier when I’m in class” and “My friend won’t stop talking about galentines day like yes WE are single now stop rubbing it in”. Their style fits Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they jump to big-picture takes, exaggerations, and conceptual jokes rather than just literal detail, like “The truth in life that they’re trying to tell us is that men don’t have souls” and meta humor about fandoms and tropes in “How to larp tlou 99.9% accuracy”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: decisions and opinions are driven by emotions, relationships, and values—complaining about their mom’s view on bisexuality in “My mom said she doesnt believe in bisexuals and doesnt respect them”, worrying about their friend not laughing at a violent reel in “so I guess I have to be more mindful”, and being deeply affected by teachers and crushes. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they’re messy, impulsive, and deadline-averse rather than structured—e.g. “I have so much bs in my liked songs on Spotify that I’m too lazy to unlike”, “My diet the past few days has been terrible not one vegetable in sight”, and winging schoolwork like “I only did half of my project and didn’t present and I got full points”. Putting these together—outward, emotional, chaotic, imaginative—the profile fits ENFP best.

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Licensed teen menace. Failed Algebra 2, passed driving test. Part-time Taco Bell critic, full-time overthinker. Opinions my own, cats still obese.– @shaneaegyo

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and way too fun for a school night, just like them showing up to life “feeling horny and fat as a house” and still turning it into a bit. Spiced rum brings the unfiltered, slightly unhinged bite of takes like “men don’t have souls” and roasting strangers at the DMV as “some of the most hideous creatures on the planet” while they look at her like she’s the ugly one (tweet). Tamarind or sour candy syrup mirrors her dramatic mood swings and self-dragging (“I said I was gonna eat 10 tacos but I stopped at 5 I’m such a fucking bitch” and “my diet the past few days has been terrible not one vegetable in sight”)—sweet but with a sharp, chaotic tang. Sparkling pink lemonade captures the teen romcom side of her life: a licensed girl who’s “pushing 18,” passed her driver’s test (tweet), crush has a girlfriend, and she’s still manifesting a “book boyfriend billionaire 6’5 brown eyes” (tweet). Energy drink ice cubes represent her forcing herself through sickness, school, anxiety, and endless thoughts—“it’s the last day of the semester and I have stuff to turn in so I have to go” and “trying to go to sleep but I’m having 300 anxious thoughts.” The chili-salt rim with crushed tortilla chips nods to her Taco Bell coping mechanisms and shawarma cravings (“I’m getting Taco Bell before I go home because I’m sad”, “I want to try a shawarma who wants to make me one”), turning late-night comfort food into a crunchy, messy crown for a drink that’s equal parts unhinged, hilarious, and weirdly earnest—just like her timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very Slytherin mix of self‑interest, bluntness, and ambition masked with humor. They openly fantasize about an idealized, high‑status partner, saying they want a “book boyfriend billionaire 6’5 brown eyes” and later specifying he must be “over 6’3 and make at least a million a year” (“I’m looking for a new book boyfriend billionaire 6’5 brown eyes”, “he also has to be over 6’3 and make at least a million a year”), which signals classic Slytherin ambition and desire for upward mobility. Their willingness to be cutting or cruel about others’ looks, like saying “They have some of the most hideous creatures on the planet at the dmv and then they look at me like I’m the ugly one” and “She looks like she does crack”, shows a sharp, judgmental edge more aligned with Slytherin than with Hufflepuff’s kindness. Even their academic and life goals are framed in a pragmatic, almost transactional way: they celebrate getting full points despite not doing the work (“I only did half of my project and didn’t present and I got full points 😭😭😭”), and they push themselves toward a serious, results‑oriented year (“This year NO child’s play NO fun and games I’m basically an adult we’re locking in”). While they have moments of vulnerability and humor, their dominant pattern is ambitious, self‑preserving, and unapologetically sharp‑tongued—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is "Teen Idle" by MARINA. Their timeline is very teen, chaotic and self-aware: they joke about feeling bad about food and body image, like “Feeling horny and fat as a house” and “My diet the past few days has been terrible not one vegetable in sight”, which mirrors the song’s mix of insecurity and dark humor. They’re constantly juggling school stress and growing up — “School day from hell: it’s a Monday in the middle of January and you’re a junior and your crush has a girlfriend Oh wait sounds a lot like my life right now” and “This year NO child’s play NO fun and games I’m basically an adult we’re locking in” — just like the song’s theme of wasted youth and trying to figure yourself out. Their dramatic, cynical humor about relationships and men, such as “The truth in life that they’re trying to tell us is that men don’t have souls” and the exaggerated search for a perfect “book boyfriend” in “I’m looking for a new book boyfriend billionaire 6’5 brown eyes”, also lines up with MARINA’s theatrical, slightly bitter take on love. Overall, Teen Idle captures their mix of angst, self-deprecation, romantic frustration, and ironic humor about being on the edge of adulthood.

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