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The user is a self‑declared "Peripheral collector" who constantly posts about new mice, keyboards, and gaming gear, reminiscent of Comic Book Guy's obsessive collection of comics and gadgets (e.g., "Peripheral collector and decent at some games" and "Fk2 wireless (my all time favorite shape) and finding out pulsar are making a left handed ergonomic mouse all in one day 😍😍😍"). The user frequently critiques game updates and industry trends, similar to Comic Book Guy's sarcastic commentary on pop culture, as seen in "Valves stakeholders and board of directors legit just pulled up on the cs2 devs and said make us more money for deadlock and we got this update that actually makes me question reality. 5 battle passes at once????". Their tweets show a mix of nerdy enthusiasm and exasperated humor, like "I have become glass pilled, never aimed better, now what do I do with my 12 cloth pads? 😭" and "American politics are such a joke...", which aligns with Comic Book Guy's cynical, know‑it‑all attitude. The user also engages with the gaming community, sharing opinions on professional players and tournaments, akin to Comic Book Guy's deep knowledge of video‑game lore and esports, as shown in "Is @1jcobbb the first ever tier 1 pro cs player to use a finalmouse at a major?". Overall, the combination of obsessive collecting, critical commentary, and geeky passion makes Comic Book Guy the Simpsons character that best mirrors this Twitter persona.

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They frequently engage with others, tagging friends and asking for community input, e.g., 'very nice trip, had fun in cpt for the first time. thank you my goats @tonesss_za horizons @Kremikz @vengxnce @Strux_yt @zootthattoot @Electra_Heart98 💜' and 'any south africans want me to bring them any mice from the EU?'. Their focus on concrete details about gear and performance, such as 'The Zowie U2 might be the most unique mouse shape in years, its the best mouse I've ever tried out of 13 in total,' shows a preference for tangible, present information. They often express strong emotions and personal values, evident in 'EMILIA HAS BEEN WATCHING, SHES SO PROUD OF YOU! 🇨🇳❤️' and 'I LOVE THIS GUN, true P 06 successor...' indicating a feeling orientation. Their spontaneous, open‑ended style and lack of rigid plans, like 'Still waiting on: danger zone, all the old wingman maps, an operation...' and 'interesting new years plan ive got. cpt time 🥰,' suggests a perceiving preference. Taken together, these traits align best with the ESFP type, the energetic, observant, and feeling‑driven performer.

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UK gamer & peripheral collector. Ex-CS pro, left-handed aim. Once bought a mousepad that looked like pizza. Coffee-fueled, chasing the perfect mouse. #FPS– @shankz___

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This cocktail captures Josh's love for gaming gear and his left‑handed aim with a sharp lime edge and a glassy blue hue. The London dry gin nods to his UK roots, while the rooibos‑infused vodka brings a taste of Cape Town, echoing his frequent trips to CPT ("any south africans want me to bring them any mice from the EU?"). The blue curaçao symbolizes his obsession with glass mousepads and "glass pilled" status ("I have become glass pilled, never aimed better"). A splash of honey reflects his addictive habit of constantly buying new peripherals ("addicted to buying slop"). The fresh lime juice adds a sharp, precise edge, just like his left‑handed aiming and his cutting commentary on American politics ("American politics are such a joke…").

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The user constantly pursues personal advantage and shows an unrelenting drive to be the best, as seen in the bragging tweet “FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY THE AIM GOAT” and the self‑praise “I have become glass‑pilled, never aimed better”. Their resourceful nature is evident when they offer to bring mice from the EU to South Africa: “any south africans want me to bring them any mice from the EU? can only take mice…”. They also display a cunning awareness of the gaming industry’s profit motives, calling out Valve’s monetisation strategy: “Valves stakeholders and board of directors legit just pulled up on the cs2 devs… 5 battle passes at once????”. This combination of ambition, self‑promotion, and strategic thinking aligns most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user constantly chases better performance and upgrades, as seen in tweets like "addicted to buying slop" and "I have become glass pilled, never aimed better, now what do I do with my 12 cloth pads?" and "I got an arm sleeve and suddenly my tracking is like 15% better". The excitement about reaching finals – "FINALLLLLYYYYYYYY THE AIM GOAT" – reflects a relentless drive to be "harder, better, faster, stronger". Their frustration with Valve’s monetisation ("5 battle passes at once????") also underscores a desire for improvement without unnecessary obstacles. Daft Punk’s "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" directly mirrors this mindset with lyrics about making things stronger and faster. Thus the song captures both the obsessive hardware collection and the pursuit of peak aim that defines @shankz___.

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