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Lisa fits best because she’s sharp, opinionated, and very online-brain in the same way this user is intensely analytical about their interests. They passionately dissect media and games like Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, and Noita, as seen in posts like “literally goes against the entire theme of the game” and “the entire POINT of noita is figuring everything out without help”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to argue from principle and theme. Their tweets often call out shallow or copy-pasted opinions, such as “yk i always see people saying uty isn't well written but i never see anyone explaining why they think so”, echoing Lisa’s frustration with people who don’t think things through. At the same time, there’s a social sensitivity and mild insecurity—worrying about follows, soft blocks, and online friends, like “following people who have more following than followers is usually a safe assumption they'll fb but it's sooo much more disheartening when they don't” and “one day I'll find an oomf who lives near me and I'll fear for my life every day ill end up having an irl oomf”—which fits Lisa’s mix of confidence and loneliness. Their enthusiasm for niche interests and media, like “play octopath traveler 2” and repeatedly boosting favorite ships/characters, also matches Lisa’s earnest, occasionally dorky fandom energy. Overall, they come across as clever, critical, and a bit emotionally raw under the sarcasm—very Lisa Simpson coded.

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They lean Introvert: most activities are online and solitary (games, streams, Discord), and they explicitly mention having a private account and discomfort with exposure, e.g. “Seeing posts from my priv on main feels like a punch to the face.” and the fear around meeting an "irl oomf" in “one day I'll find an oomf who lives near me and I'll fear for my life every day ill end up having an irl oomf”. Their focus on patterns, media discourse, and game design over concrete daily life suggests Intuition: they analyze fandom behavior and meta takes, e.g. “yk i always see people saying uty isn't well written but i never see anyone explaining why they think so my theory is some video essay talking about uty is bad came out and people just vomit out that opinion now” and comment on broader trends like “it's insane how every pokemon game is loved but only after another generation is made”. Their tone is blunt, critique-driven, and logic-oriented, fitting Thinking: they frequently call out inconsistencies or bad arguments, e.g. “that tends to be how a parry works yes actually almost every game ever with parrying it works like that” and “I think you should be publicly executed if you give your opinion on a game you only played for 17 minutes”, often prioritizing correctness over diplomacy. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is reactive and spontaneous, they jump between topics (Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, Noita, Octopath, Twitter culture) and joke about not really understanding trends even while participating, as in “i promised interaction bait but tbh I don't really get the trend” and their casual attitude toward social organization in “I've probably been soft blocked by a ton of people and followed them again without realizing i was sb'd in the first place”. Overall, the mix of introverted online life, abstract/meta commentary, sharp logical criticism, and loose, in-the-moment tweeting style best matches INTP.

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Gamer, analyst, and professional overthinker of patch notes. Once set a new arcade high score, still complains about tier lists like it’s my job.– @ShapestSister

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This cocktail is bright, loud, and a little chaotic — just like someone who can tweet “HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! if it's not new years for you, please consult the graph” and then immediately spiral into “night before my birthday is a blood moon is this a good or bad omen”. The high-proof jasmine-infused rum reflects their strong, opinionated core and late-night gamer energy, the kind that declares “I think you should be publicly executed if you give your opinion on a game you only played for 17 minutes”. Blue curaçao gives it that anime / magical-girl blue pop for all the Sayaka and Homura love, like when they scream “PLEASE GUYS I NEED THIS LIKE THIS POST HOMUSAYA NEEDS LIKES”. The yuzu juice brings a sharp, sour edge for their cutting replies about fandoms and game discourse, such as “literally goes against the entire theme of the game”. Honey syrup softens the blow, nodding to the underlying warmth of someone who gets excited over oomf wins — “it's always really exciting seeing a banger on the tl and being able to go 'that's oomf!!!'” — while the sparkling yuzu soda adds a fizzy, scroll-all-night energy that mirrors the loop of “'Twitter is boring I'm gonna check discord' opens discord to no notifications opens twitter again”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently approach things with analysis and media-literacy style critique instead of pure vibes, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. For games, they focus on mechanics and design intent, e.g. explaining why whip stacking complaints are silly in a very systems-minded way: “anyone who complains about the whip stacking change because it 'promoted skill' must be awful at the game how do you struggle to scroll up and down” and criticizing a mechanic rework with, “the joke doesn't work here because sensitivity actually affects your gameplay”. They clearly enjoy digging into how stories are built, pushing back on shallow takes with comments like, “literally goes against the entire theme of the game” and questioning secondhand opinions: “yk i always see people saying uty isn't well written but i never see anyone explaining why they think so my theory is some video essay talking about uty is bad came out and people just vomit out that opinion now”. Their humor is also very pattern- and trope-aware, such as mocking fandom overreactions and media discourse: “nobody takes deltarune fans seriously for a reason this guy CANNOT make a joke without you guys going insane” and pointing out how people misread characters or themes: “there's always something so amazing about people who idolize a character deliberately made to make fun of them”. Across their timeline, they come off more as a sharp, critical observer who likes understanding why things work (or don’t) rather than as primarily driven by bravery, loyalty, or ambition, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A fitting song for them is Irony by ClariS, which balances cute, energetic vibes with a lot of online-era frustration and emotional whiplash. They’re very terminally-online and self-aware, constantly bouncing between excitement and annoyance, like when they say “'Twitter is boring I'm gonna check discord' opens discord to no notifications opens twitter again”. The song’s theme of feeling misunderstood and a bit jaded while still seeking connection mirrors posts like “following people who have more following than followers is usually a safe assumption they'll fb but it's sooo much more disheartening when they don't” and “stop liking my posts and follow me instead”. Their sharp, sometimes over-the-top reactions to discourse and games, such as “I think you should be publicly executed if you give your opinion on a game you only played for 17 minutes”, match the song’s exaggerated emotional tone. At the same time, their love for anime/game aesthetics and Madoka/Deltarune/Octopath energy—shown in posts like “play octopath traveler 2” and frequent Sayaka/Homura/Madoka mentions—fits Irony’s distinctly otaku, anisong feel.

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