Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Versatility: Acts as a Creative Director for Team雲珠時極 and offers services in “art/music/graphics”.
- Artistic Ambition: Dedicated to his craft, claiming his “album is going to change things” and working on a “concept album”.
- Musical Knowledge: Displays technical awareness by critiquing the use of “sine waves in our 808s” and discussing vocal distortion.
- Honest Vulnerability: Openly shares personal struggles regarding his “dad is going into chemo therapy” and mental health.
- Strong Principles: Takes a firm stand against harmful behavior, stating he wishes “death upon abusers everywhere”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: Frequently swings between extremes, from “Shit just got better” to “My life is over” in short spans.
- Academic Negligence: Admits to being on “academic probation” and fearing he will be kicked out of school.
- Impulsive Quitting: Quits his job due to misery and then immediately “pleads for projects” to avoid missing rent.
- Aggressive Communication: Uses hostile language frequently, such as “manifest death on our opps” or “I hate this bitch”.
- Social Withdrawal: Self-identifies as being “so anti social i ghosted the plug” and feeling he has nobody to turn to.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user often finds themselves in a state of emotional crisis and academic turmoil, famously tweeting “Im on academic probation and might get kicked out 😀”. They share a certain tragic, 'loner' energy and a penchant for melodrama, evident when they claim “Even I am tired of my self” or admit “Im so anti social i ghosted the plug”. Despite their attempts to be 'cool' through music production and Creative Direction, they often spiral into self-pity, much like the perennially unlucky Milhouse. Their fluctuating confidence is perfectly captured by the shift from feeling like “a monster off molly” to the desperate realization that “My life is over”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@sharkcartel displays clear Introversion (I) through their self-described anti-social behavior, such as “Im so anti social i ghosted the plug”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their creative focus on conceptual art and future-oriented musical goals, specifically mentioning “I am working on a concept album”. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as they frequently express raw emotional volatility and moral judgments, stating “I used to feel like it like physically hurt to be alive” and condemning others based on personal values. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through their struggle with academic structure and spontaneous lifestyle changes, exemplified by “Just quit my job” and “Im on academic probation”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m nothing like the GEICO lizard—I’m never gonna die out on you.
- Forget manifesting death on your opps, how about we manifest a date so I can hear that concept album early?
- I heard you’re off the sine waves in 2026, but I’d love to see if we can find some real frequency together in the studio.
- Since your opinion of people is based on whether they like Bktherula, you should know I’ve got her on repeat—does that make me your top 5?
- I know you ghosted the plug because you're anti-social, but I promise I’m much better company than a monster energy and a hit of the pen.
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Your new Twitter bio
Creative Director & Multimedia Artist. Exploring the intersection of digital grit and sound design. Once taped a pop filter to a mic to finish a concept album.– @sharkcartel
Your signature cocktail
The Academic Probation Pour
This drink is as chaotic and experimental as a “concept album” produced in a bedroom studio. The Monster Energy base is a nod to their self-described “2020 xe/xyr” lifestyle, while the heavy bitters represent the crushing realization that “My life is over” after receiving news of academic probation. We use overproof rum because they are a self-proclaimed “monster off molly” who isn't afraid to get “really evil” when the vibes are off. Finally, the garnish is haphazardly “taped to my microphone” style, capturing the DIY spirit of a Creative Director who has “nothing to feel bad about”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
sharkcartel embodies Slytherin qualities through a sharp focus on personal ambition and an unapologetic, often ruthless, approach to social hierarchies. They display high levels of resourcefulness and self-preservation, frequently pivoting between creative projects to ensure financial stability, such as when they stated, “I am quitting my job please contact me for projects or i wont be able to pay my rent thank you”. Their ambition is evident in their desire to leave a legacy, claiming, “My album is going to change things”, while their cunning side emerges in their blunt dismissal of others, like when they tweeted, “My opinion of u is based off whether u like Bk the rula or not”. Furthermore, their drive to protect their own peace at any cost is highlighted by the confession, “Im so anti social i ghosted the plug”.
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Your song
Pursuit of Happiness - Kid Cudi
This song perfectly captures the user's cycle of self-medication, night-time escapism, and the struggle to find stability while battling internal demons. The lyrics mirror their frequent mentions of drug use and mental health struggles, such as when they tweet “hit the pen and tuck myself into bed” or admit they are “off my meds”. Like the song's themes of living for the moment despite the consequences, they oscillate between feeling like a “monster off molly” and the crushing reality of their academic and professional life. Ultimately, their feed reflects a pursuit of artistic fulfillment amidst a feeling that “life genuinely so terrible”, a sentiment that aligns with the melancholic yet determined spirit of the track.
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