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Like Milhouse, this user often finds themselves in a state of emotional crisis and academic turmoil, famously tweeting “Im on academic probation and might get kicked out 😀”. They share a certain tragic, 'loner' energy and a penchant for melodrama, evident when they claim “Even I am tired of my self” or admit “Im so anti social i ghosted the plug”. Despite their attempts to be 'cool' through music production and Creative Direction, they often spiral into self-pity, much like the perennially unlucky Milhouse. Their fluctuating confidence is perfectly captured by the shift from feeling like “a monster off molly” to the desperate realization that “My life is over”.

Your MBTI personality Type
@sharkcartel displays clear Introversion (I) through their self-described anti-social behavior, such as “Im so anti social i ghosted the plug”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their creative focus on conceptual art and future-oriented musical goals, specifically mentioning “I am working on a concept album”. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as they frequently express raw emotional volatility and moral judgments, stating “I used to feel like it like physically hurt to be alive” and condemning others based on personal values. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through their struggle with academic structure and spontaneous lifestyle changes, exemplified by “Just quit my job” and “Im on academic probation”.

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Creative Director & Multimedia Artist. Exploring the intersection of digital grit and sound design. Once taped a pop filter to a mic to finish a concept album.– @sharkcartel

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This drink is as chaotic and experimental as a “concept album” produced in a bedroom studio. The Monster Energy base is a nod to their self-described “2020 xe/xyr” lifestyle, while the heavy bitters represent the crushing realization that “My life is over” after receiving news of academic probation. We use overproof rum because they are a self-proclaimed “monster off molly” who isn't afraid to get “really evil” when the vibes are off. Finally, the garnish is haphazardly “taped to my microphone” style, capturing the DIY spirit of a Creative Director who has “nothing to feel bad about”.

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sharkcartel embodies Slytherin qualities through a sharp focus on personal ambition and an unapologetic, often ruthless, approach to social hierarchies. They display high levels of resourcefulness and self-preservation, frequently pivoting between creative projects to ensure financial stability, such as when they stated, “I am quitting my job please contact me for projects or i wont be able to pay my rent thank you”. Their ambition is evident in their desire to leave a legacy, claiming, “My album is going to change things”, while their cunning side emerges in their blunt dismissal of others, like when they tweeted, “My opinion of u is based off whether u like Bk the rula or not”. Furthermore, their drive to protect their own peace at any cost is highlighted by the confession, “Im so anti social i ghosted the plug”.

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This song perfectly captures the user's cycle of self-medication, night-time escapism, and the struggle to find stability while battling internal demons. The lyrics mirror their frequent mentions of drug use and mental health struggles, such as when they tweet “hit the pen and tuck myself into bed” or admit they are “off my meds”. Like the song's themes of living for the moment despite the consequences, they oscillate between feeling like a “monster off molly” and the crushing reality of their academic and professional life. Ultimately, their feed reflects a pursuit of artistic fulfillment amidst a feeling that “life genuinely so terrible”, a sentiment that aligns with the melancholic yet determined spirit of the track.

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