Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for hockey teams and players, e.g., “RAHHH I LOVE MY COUNTRY THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS” and “kucherov shushing the crowd was so buzzy GO BOLTS GO”.
- Supportive friend: Amplifies others’ needs and causes, like “pls pls pls help out or rt for my pal jason!” and promotes small creators or shops “do yall recommend any independent shops that make service dog gear?”.
- Creative artist: Regularly shares art and creative edits, such as fan cards and doodles: “4th annual birthday joel doodle❄️ #TLOU #JOELMILLER” and “some hollanov cards bc i love shane + ilya💖🏒 #heatedrivalry”.
- Emotionally honest: Open about feelings, e.g., “going from 3 hours of sleep to 14 hours of sleep. still tired and nothing is good💔” and “rewatching american gods just to feel something”.
- Ethically aware: Calls out harmful fan behavior and boundaries, as in “its not misogyny to point out how stalking/harassing/sexualizing players to their faces is freak behavior that shouldnt be tolerated”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh expression: Uses very aggressive language that can escalate conflict, e.g., “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” and “choke. because who the fuck let that be okay??”.
- Online burnout: Tweets show fatigue and frustration with discourse and timelines, like “im having many thoughts none of them good” and “tal vez si vuelvo a tweeting en español no tendré que ver mas discourse estúpidos ni a esos gringos feos”.
- Conflict-prone: Frequently engages with drama or contentious topics, such as calling out fandoms and ships in “i hate how damaging pitt twt has been to certain ships” and “can yall leave richard siken alone already damn”.
- Self-deprecating: Leans into negative self-image as a bit, like “most likely to get cancelled💖💖💖” and “yaoi enthusiasts 2025 wrapped🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️”, which could reinforce low self-regard.
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings appear across tweets—from excited caps to despair—e.g., “THEY DID THIS FOR ME OMG😭😭😭” contrasted with “going from 3 hours of sleep to 14 hours of sleep. still tired and nothing is good💔”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very Lisa-coded adult: emotionally intense, politically opinionated, artsy, and chronically online in a way that mixes sincerity with snark. Like Lisa, they’re creative and fandom-brained, constantly drawing and celebrating niche interests, from “yall pls bear w me im gonna start drawing master chief” to the yearly “4th annual birthday joel doodle❄️ #TLOU #JOELMILLER”. They also show a strong moral/ethical streak and annoyance with people’s bad behavior, calling out creepy fan conduct in “its not misogyny to point out how stalking/harassing/sexualizing players to their faces is freak behavior…” and criticizing media platforming in “whoever let that annoying ass gay boy from isr*el onto holiday baking championship…choke.”. Their mix of vulnerability and jadedness—like saying “going from 3 hours of sleep to 14 hours of sleep. still tired and nothing is good💔” while still getting excited about hockey wins and old films—mirrors Lisa’s combo of idealism and burnout. Even their self-aware joking about being “most likely to get cancelled” in “thank u to the bawbpawl yaoi enthusiasts superlative awards for voting me (by a landslide) most likely to get cancelled💖💖💖” fits Lisa’s vibe of being the too-honest, overthinking nerd in a world that’s often dumber and meaner than she is.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with fandoms and their timeline, talk about going to concerts and games (“i had sm fun seeing the boys last night”, “swamp rabbits hockey i am in you”), and openly address their followers (“hey tl… :)”). Their interests and expressions are highly Intuitive: they fixate on media, ships, and character dynamics rather than practicalities (“been thinking about halo recently. master chief lemme talk to u sir.”, “im starting a rumor”), and often speak metaphorically or dramatically (“spiritually i am this broken and abandoned stick from last week”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented, centering emotions, values, and social justice in their posts (“can EVERYBODY just be normal and leave those boys alone already. its not misogyny to point out how stalking/harassing/sexualizing players to their faces is freak behavior”, “whoever let that annoying ass gay boy from isr*el onto holiday baking championship…choke. because who the fuck let that be okay??”). Their tone is passionate and expressive rather than detached logic, with lots of emotional exaggeration (“TEARS IN MY EYES RN”, “GENO MACHINO😭😭😭”). Finally, they skew Perceiving: their life appears spontaneous and reactive—impulse drawing projects (“yall pls bear w me im gonna start drawing master chief”), sleep chaos (“going from 3 hours of sleep to 14 hours of sleep. still tired and nothing is good”), and many in-the-moment emotional responses—rather than structured plans or orderly routines. Collectively, these traits best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re drawing Master Chief now—how do I get on the list of guys you obsessively think about and lovingly render at 3am?
- You said Kucherov shushing the crowd was ‘so buzzy,’ but if we went to a Bolts game together I’d be the one losing my voice trying to impress the fan artist next to me.
- As a fellow old‑films enjoyer, I fully support you rewatching O Homem do Futuro (2011)—but I’m just saying, if you’re looking for something that might actually ‘fix’ you, we could start with a movie night and some of those daily cookies you keep baking.
- You: going to Sharks vs Canes for your birthday, yelling FREE GENO FROM THE BOX. Me: volunteering to be the pretty boy in the penalty box if it means two minutes of uninterrupted eye contact with you.
- You took home 8 wins in the yaoi enthusiasts simp awards and got voted ‘most likely to get cancelled’—as a service to the community, I’d like to personally investigate these allegations over iced coffee, hockey highlights, and you ranting about Panthers fans.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Fan artist & film goblin tracking too many hockey teams. Once thanked Robert Redford at family dinner and got a fork thrown at me. he/they– @sharkydans_
Your signature cocktail
The Pretty Boy Penalty Box
This drink starts with Cuban rum infused with coffee for their roots and chronic iced-coffee habit, even when it’s freezing outside, just like in “19f this morning but i still had to grab my iced coffee😞😞😞”. Blue curaçao colors it Sharks teal and Lightning blue for the hockey brainrot of “new sharks fans this new sharks fans that bro ive been here since before erik karlsson was our dman be calm” and “kucherov shushing the crowd was so buzzy GO BOLTS GO”. A swirl of spiced honey-lime syrup balances sweetness and bite, mirroring their mix of tenderness and sharp takes in “can EVERYBODY just be normal and leave those boys alone already.” and “yall keep forgetting how at the end of the day NO MATTER WHAT a man is still a man…”. Sparkling water keeps it lively and chaotic, like declaring “IM LATE BUT HELLO SAILORS” to the timeline or screaming “RAHHH I LOVE MY COUNTRY THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS”. The smoked sea salt rim adds drama and a little bitterness, perfect for someone who will yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” one moment and cry over media comfort watches like “rewatching american gods just to feel something” the next. Sip it in the metaphorical sin bin, because as they said, Svech really does belong “in the pretty boy box”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Dave comes across as intensely loyal and community-oriented, a core Hufflepuff trait. They hype up and care about their friends and mutuals, like when they say “pls pls pls help out or rt for my pal jason!” and celebrate being voted for silly fandom awards such as “thank u to the bawbpawl yaoi enthusiasts superlative awards for voting me (by a landslide) most likely to get cancelled💖💖💖”, signalling a strong bond with their online community. They also show a strong sense of fairness and calling out harmful fan behavior: “its not misogyny to point out how stalking/harassing/sexualizing players to their faces is freak behavior that shouldnt be tolerated to any extent.”. Their interest in things like service dog gear, asking, “hey do yall recommend any independent shops that make service dog gear?”, suggests a practical, caretaking streak rather than a purely aesthetic one. While they can be fiery and blunt, the throughline in their tweets is devotion to their teams, friends, and fandom spaces, which aligns best with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and fairness rather than the ambition of Slytherin or the heroics of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A dramatic, high-energy song like Mr. Brightside fits their mix of chaotic humor, emotional oversharing, and pop-culture fixation. They swing between joy and frustration, like when they say “going from 3 hours of sleep to 14 hours of sleep. still tired and nothing is good💔” and “im having many thoughts none of them good”, echoing the song’s anxious, spiraling energy. Their obsessive fandom tendencies and joking melodrama—“IVE BEEN MANIFESTING A HAYMITCH SOLO STORY SINCE 2010 I STAY WINNING” and “I took home 8 wins for the simp awards from the yaoi enthusiasts 2025 wrapped🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️”—match the intensity of the song’s fixation. Even their hockey and media live-reacting, like “canes win 9 1 against the cats i used to pray for times like this” and “ABOUT TO WATCH AVATAR FIRE AND ASH PLS SEND THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS”, mirrors the song’s constant emotional high. Overall, Mr. Brightside captures their blend of angst, humor, and over-the-top enthusiasm.
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