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Your Simpsons character
They come off as politically aware, morally opinionated, and a bit disillusioned, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa’s blunt critiques of power and injustice, they say things like “every single rich person in the world is a pedophilic rapist murderer” and “fuck maduro and fuck the u.s. military”, signaling a strong, if somewhat extreme, sense of ethics and anti-authoritarianism. They also show a clear progressive stance with posts such as “racism is a moral failing misogyny is a moral failing misandry isnt real homo/transphobia is a moral failing free palestine”, which fits Lisa’s social-justice orientation. At the same time, they have self-deprecating, introspective moments like “i wish i was beautiful foid instead of an ugly chud” and “i try my best”, reminiscent of Lisa’s insecurity and feeling out of place. Their niche, slightly pretentious music tastes, shown by tweets like “5 of my favorite genres Post Rock Experimental Hip Hop Noise Pop Art Rock Plunderphonics”, further emphasize a Lisa-like intellectual and artsy personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I): most tweets are about personal thoughts, music, illness, and tech hassles rather than parties or big social circles, and even their more social posts are parasocial (e.g. “i love your videos @addiebowley”) or self-deprecating introspection like “i wish i was beautiful foid instead of an ugly chud”. Their focus on ideas, ideology, and niche aesthetics points to intuition (N): they rant about politics and morality in broad strokes (“every single rich person in the world is a pedophilic rapist murderer”, “racism is a moral failing misogyny is a moral failing… free palestine”) and joke in a very abstract, conceptual way (“MY THOUGHTS ARE NO LESS SOLID THAN THE FLESH THAT SUPPOSEDLY CONTAINS THEM!”). They lean thinking (T) over feeling in how they express those values: they’re blunt, combative, and often frame things as calling people stupid or critiquing groups (“spreading awareness is nothing in comparison to my strategy of calling you stupid”, “i hate leftists man. everything’s a fuckin gotcha with yall”) rather than focusing on harmony. The overall vibe is very perceiving (P) and unstructured: they bounce between music takes, sick-day complaints, political hot takes, random intrusive-thought jokes, and tech issues with no sign of planning or order (“absolute shot in the dark but would anyone be willing to give me a laptop”, “taking apart my laptop wondering where it all went wrong”). Combined with their self-aware, ironic meta-commentary (“it’s funny to me how being woke is bad. like yeah man boo you're a fucking good person”) and fixation on niche music/ideas (“do yall think post rap exists or nah. i personally do…”), this fits the pattern of a sarcastic, theory-oriented INTP more than any other type.

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Post-rock enjoyer, experimental hip-hop apologist, flu survivor, once asked Twitter for a laptop and got music recs instead. Opinions are my own.– @shearlingfan123

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This drink starts with smoky mezcal for their politically jaded, slightly nihilistic edge, like when they say “i hate leftists man. everything’s a fuckin gotcha with yall,” yet still tweet “fuck maduro and fuck the u.s. military”. Spiced hibiscus syrup adds a bright but thorny sweetness, echoing their mix of sincerity and trolling in lines like “its funny to me how being woke is bad. like yeah man boo you're a fucking good person”. Grapefruit juice keeps it sharp and bitter-sour, channeling self-deprecating posts like “i wish i was beautiful foid instead of an ugly chud” and “i’m like a woke incel i don’t hate women at all they just don’t like me”. A dash of mole bitters nods to their “quarter mexican” identity and shoutout to Bad Bunny in “i’m a quarter mexican thank you bad bunny”, adding complexity and heat. It’s topped with sparkling water to capture their chaotic, online, slightly unhinged energy—someone who can tweet “Just got back from 2025 we're alright!” and then immediately spiral about how evil the year is in “evil fucking year”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong mix of intellectual curiosity, niche aesthetic interests, and sarcastic wit that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They openly muse about genre theory and boundary-pushing art, e.g. asking whether a new category like post-rap exists and citing a specific album as an example in “do yall think post rap exists or nah. i personally do but the only album ive heard that can fit the “genre” is by the time i get to phot”, and they list highly eclectic, often cerebral genres among their favorites in “5 of my favorite genres Post Rock Experimental Hip Hop Noise Pop Art Rock Plunderphonics”. Their posts about specific artists and records, like the detailed reflections in “REALLY FUCKING GOOD!!! I gotta tap into Mogwai. I miss GY!BE a lot.. some of the best post rock i've heard though. jesus.” and “fuckin love shearling sister record when”, show a reflective, analytic listener rather than a casual fan. Even their humor skews conceptual or meta—see “MY THOUGHTS ARE NO LESS SOLID THAN THE FLESH THAT SUPPOSEDLY CONTAINS THEM!” and the dry, observational joke in “hungarians be like: I live in hungary”—which reflects Ravenclaw-style wordplay and abstract thinking. They do have some Slytherin-adjacent edge (like the cutting line in “spreading awareness is nothing in comparison to my strategy of calling you stupid on”), but it functions more as sardonic commentary than ambition or scheming. Overall, the dominant pattern is intellectual engagement with art, genre, and ideas, plus a sharp, wry wit—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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A well-suited song for them is "Nobody" by Mitski, which channels a mix of loneliness, self-deprecation, and wry humor that matches their timeline. They often joke about alienation and feeling unwanted, like calling themself a “woke incel” and saying “i wish i was beautiful foid instead of an ugly chud,” echoing the song’s longing for connection. Their misanthropic but emotionally aware side also shows in posts like “misanthropes when it’s time to commit suicide” and “god i am so sick,” mirroring Mitski’s blend of despair and dark wit. At the same time, they clearly care about politics and morality—e.g. “racism is a moral failing… free palestine”—which fits the introspective, emotionally intense core of the song. Overall, Nobody captures both their sense of isolation and the way they turn that pain into sharp, relatable humor.

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