Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: They share intense feelings without disguising them, like openly expressing misery and loneliness in “Hundreds of you love me... Why am i still miserable”.
- Protective empathy: They show concern for younger or vulnerable people, such as telling a 13‑year‑old they hope they get better and become safe with themselves in “I was going to tell you to end it but you're thirteen”.
- Dark humor: They use edgy, self‑aware jokes to cope and entertain, like joking about cutting for nitro in “my discord nitro runs out... ill cut for nitro :P” and mocking their own need for attention in “WAAAAAAAH PAY ATTENTION TO ME I WANT MONEY SO BAD BRO”.
- Community engagement: They actively interact with their niche community, asking for follower ideas and raffles in “guys what should i do for 1k followers” and doing moot hunts in “i might do a moot hunt”.
- Creative expression: They frequently use lyrics, poetic lines, and stylized self‑descriptions, as in “Authenticity is important, but I'm not sure who I am anymore...” and their lyric‑style love posts like “Time and time again again, I'll only speak to you”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive behavior: They normalize and monetize self‑harm, advertising cuts for cash or nitro in “i want MONEY cutsign requests are open again” and “ill cut for nitro :P”.
- Obsessive attachment: They fixate on an ex to a painful degree, repeatedly begging them to come back in posts like “i love you i love you i love you... please come back” and “please come back”.
- Harsh aggression: They direct intense hostility toward groups and individuals, such as wishing death on “AM yumeshippers” in “all AM yumeshippers gotta die” and calling others “so fucking boring” in “all of you mother fuckers are so fucking boring.”.
- Self‑worth instability: They show deep insecurity and comparison, like feeling worse than everyone at everything in “im so jealous of everyone around me, better at art better at singing better at cutting...” and saying they want to disappear in “WE want disappear without a trace”.
- Unhealthy coping: They romanticize harmful coping strategies, e.g., relying on alcohol over love in “Remember kids, the bottle loves you more than any man ever could” and clinging to blades as comfort in “They should make a new kind of blade that doesn't whisper that it loves you”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user most closely matches Moe Szyslak. Moe is chronically depressed, self-loathing, and often flirts with self-harm and suicidal ideation, which mirrors posts like “They should make a new kind of blade that doesn't whisper that it loves you” and “My only wish this newyears is that i die and nobody related to me or that has ever known me remembers me”. Like Moe, they mix dark humor, bitterness, and real pain, e.g. “WAAAAAAAH PAY ATTENTION TO ME I WANT MONEY SO BAD BRO I GOTTA BUY MORE COSPLAYS LET ME CUT MYSELF FOR CASH BRO” and “Look at me ! Look at me !!! ... you guys get to watch papa shed bleed out soon”. Moe is desperate for affection yet convinced he’s unlovable, which fits tweets like “Hundreds of you love me I have two close friends… Why am i still miserable Why do i still feel so alone” and the obsessive heartbreak in “please call me please i love you”. The account’s aggression and hostility toward others, such as “all AM yumeshippers gotta die… i hope you die suffering”, also echo Moe’s irritable, misanthropic exterior that hides deep insecurity and pain.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: while they do seek attention at times, it’s mostly via venting and intimate emotional outpouring rather than social buzz, e.g. “Why am i so miserable when my friends arent around” and “Hundreds of you love me I have two close friends… Why am i still miserable Why do i still feel so alone”, which shows a focus on a tiny trusted circle and inner states. Their writing is heavily metaphorical and lyric-based, indicating Intuition (N) over Sensing: they constantly post song-like lines and abstract imagery such as “I am the bad part of your day I am the sadness that wont go away… I am a bad idea” and “what can i do, i think only of you when sunflowers bloom in the rain.”. They are strongly Feeling (F) rather than Thinking: their judgments are based on emotional hurt, attachment, and loyalty, as seen in “I miss you so much but i know i cant reach out… i miss you so much” and “you were too pure to be held with hands like mine”; even their anger (e.g. “all AM yumeshippers gotta die…”) is value- and emotion-driven, not logical-argument driven. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: their timeline is impulsive, mood-driven, and unstructured, from spontaneous money/attention posts like “WAAAAAAAH PAY ATTENTION TO ME I WANT MONEY SO BAD… LET ME CUT MYSELF FOR CASH BRO” to unplanned swings between self-harm offers, love-bombing, and random drama, and they rarely discuss schedules or plans beyond vague ideas such as “guys what should i do for 1k followers,, I was thinking about doing a raffle of some kind but idk”. Overall, the intense internal emotional world, poetic abstraction, value-driven reactions, and chaotic spontaneity fit INFP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- "A missing person is only missing as long as someone is looking for them" — good news, I’m prepared to get absolutely lost in you and stay missing indefinitely.
- You said they should make a blade that doesn’t whisper it loves you; counter-offer: trade the blade for me, I’ll whisper it loves you AND bring you breakfast that’s more impressive than two English muffins and an apple.
- You post gore, cutsigns, and still manage to be the most interesting thing on my timeline — statistically speaking, the real danger here is me bleeding out from a crush on THE Shedletsky of shedtwt.
- Your Saint Bernard tweet was cute, but I think you deserve someone more loyal than your ex and less drooly than a dog — I volunteer as the emotionally house-trained option.
- You said hundreds of people love you but you still feel alone; I can’t fix everything, but I can promise if you text me "Hello lol," you’re getting way more than just "hi?" back.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Artist, lyric spammer & professional oversharer. Diagnosed plural, powered by English muffins and questionable decisions. Business: DMs.– @ShedOfShed
Your signature cocktail
The Saint Bernard Bloodlettsky
This cocktail starts with high-proof dark rum for the way they lurch between bravado and self‑destruction, from “WAAAAAAAH PAY ATTENTION TO ME I WANT MONEY SO BAD BRO I GOTTA BUY MORE COSPLAYS LET ME CUT MYSELF FOR CASH BRO” to “Look at me ! Look at me !!! … you guys get to watch papa shed bleed out soon”. Black cherry liqueur adds a thick, sweet, almost romantic darkness for their obsessive love posts like “i love you i love you i love you… please come back opeklase please” and “My Saint Bernard”. Tonic water with quinine brings a lingering bitterness and faint medicinal vibe, mirroring “i wish my meds worked so i could feel better” and their constant push‑pull between wanting help and reveling in pain like “They should make a new kind of blade that doesn't whisper that it loves you”. A squeeze of fresh lime juice cuts through the gloom with acidic humor and sharp takes, as seen in “whats up with the sudden uprise of naziism on shedtwt what the hell is going on oh my god bro” and “I'm not even a proshipper but like, dude you're into gore as a fetish i feel like there are bigger problems here”. Finally, a dash of saline solution is stirred in to echo the tears and blood that saturate their timeline, from “it gets a little worse each day” to “My only wish this newyears is that i die and nobody related to me or that has ever known me remembers me”. Strong, dark, bitter‑sweet, and a little bit medical, this is an experimental, high‑octane drink that tastes like posting through heartbreak at 3 a.m. while the blades are in the mail and the followers are still watching.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show intense ambition for attention, money, and status within their niche, openly saying things like “WAAAAAAAH PAY ATTENTION TO ME I WANT MONEY SO BAD BRO I GOTTA BUY MORE COSPLAYS LET ME CUT MYSELF FOR CASH BRO HIT ME UUUUUP” and promoting that “cutsign requests are open again, we can discuss price in dms depending on what you're looking for ^^”. There’s a clear willingness to weaponize shock and discomfort as a tool, shown in tweets like “Need to post more uncensored sh content so jackasses who come to my profile to be annoying dorks get slash flashed”, which reflects calculated edge rather than simple impulsivity. They cultivate a sort of persona and brand, declaring “i am THE shed of shed there are no others if you are one you simply aren't or are a poser i am the one and only shedletskyofshedtwitter”, which fits Slytherin’s focus on identity, legacy, and distinction. Even their cruelty toward disliked groups, e.g. “all AM yumeshippers gotta die ... if you selfship with AM and i see your HEDIOUS ass on my page i will block you so fucking fast, i hope you die suffering”, reads as targeted and territorial. While they clearly feel deeply and are loyal to specific people (like the ex they desperately want back), those feelings are filtered through possessiveness and fear of abandonment more than Hufflepuff-style warmth, making Slytherin the best overall fit.
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Your song
Saint Bernard - Lincoln
The song Saint Bernard by Lincoln fits them best because it mixes obsessive love, religious/tragic imagery, and self-loathing in a way that mirrors their timeline. They directly reference it in a tweet titled “My Saint Bernard”, showing a clear personal connection to the song and its themes. Their fixation on a past relationship and desperate longing in posts like “please call me please i love you” and “i love you i love you ... please come back” echo the song’s pleading, dependent tone. The heavy self-hatred and desire to disappear in tweets like “WE want disappear without a trace WE want everyone ever effected by our lives to forget it” align with the song’s sense of worthlessness and doomed devotion. Their blend of dark humor, gore/self-harm culture, and romantic obsession—seen in posts such as “They should make a new kind of blade that doesn't whisper that it loves you”—matches the morbid, melodramatic emotional intensity of Saint Bernard.
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