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They read as a sharp, opinionated nerd who overthinks media and politics, which fits Lisa best. A lot of their posts are critical and analytical, whether it’s fandom discourse like “male character fans can never take a joke and move on” or design critiques like “that neuvillette skin is actually insanely hideous omfg”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to call things out bluntly. They’re also explicitly political and feminist, as in “choice feminism is killing us” and “#progressive #feminist 😍”, which mirrors Lisa’s activism and moral seriousness. At the same time, they’re immersed in niche interests (gacha games, specific characters, meta vs lore debates) and wear that nerdiness proudly, much like Lisa’s enthusiasm for jazz and academics, seen in posts like “so many genshin players don't understand that you can be morally grey without always being an edgelord”. Their mix of sharp humor, moral stance, and obsession with their favorite media makes Lisa the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as socially engaged, reactive to discourse, and energized by interacting with fandom drama and replies, which leans more Extrovert than private introvert; for example, they frequently quote-tweet others and comment on wider community behavior like “male character fans can never take a joke and move on” and “criticising some useless skin's design on genshin twitter gets you cancelled by #husbando lovers 🥹💗”. Their humor and interests are highly conceptual, meta, and pattern-focused rather than concrete, pointing to Intuition—they talk in abstractions like “nihility units face card,” “lesbian agenda,” and political analogies such as “tholindis being the usha vance to jd vance”, rather than describing sensory details. The tone is sharp, analytical, and confrontational, favoring Thinking over harmony: they bluntly say things like “someone b0mb this hideous male”, “we need to ban south asian men from using the internet 💗”, and “so many genshin players don't understand that you can be morally grey without always being an edgelord”, focusing on critique more than tact. Their timeline feels spontaneous, reactive, and impulse-driven rather than structured or planned, leaning Perceiving: they constantly jump between games, politics, fandom drama, and personal anecdotes like “i simply don't care about this event and will be smashing the F key and spacebar simultaneously anyway” and “oh this lesbian agenda has worked on me... pulling when i have no break focused unit on my account 💯”, showing flexible, in-the-moment behavior. Overall, the combination of outward engagement, abstract/meta humor, abrasive but idea-focused criticism, and highly reactive spontaneity aligns best with ENTP.

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Genshin & HSR enjoyer, archon quest procrastinator. Once skipped a rerun I loved for an e1s1 I barely use. Opinions on husbandos may be loud.– @shegoatguns

Your signature cocktail
The overproof dark rum is their loud, unfiltered core — the same energy that wants to “KILLLLLL THEATRE, kill abyss, kiss stygian” and tells people they simply won’t tolerate an “unhygienic nasty freak with no sense of personal space whatsoever”. Blackcurrant liqueur brings a rich, slightly bitter edge that mirrors their gleeful villainy when they ask if Sandrone should “kill magattore again and again and again and again and again” and call Aether “so insanely hideous” even for Dottore. The lemon juice with sea salt is for their sharp, salty takes and constant drag of bland fandom ships like “bland ass 'neuvifuri'”, cutting through any sweetness. A sparkling lychee soda topper reflects the surprisingly soft, excited side that gatekeeps faves and gushes when they say “mother i believed in you when no one else did #day1” and celebrate pulls like “guaranteed bina and ineffa with the 50/50 early win ACQUIRED”](https://x.com/shegoatguns/status/2011341648509485272). The charcoal sugar rim with crushed rose petals is their whole aesthetic: dark, ironic, a little toxic, yet still pretty and dramatic — the perfect match for someone who calls for “someone b0mb this hideous male” one moment and praises lauma = god confirmed the next](https://x.com/shegoatguns/status/2007599332628017269). This cocktail is strong, tart, and theatrically extra: just like a genshin/HSR player who farms “2 mora leylines almost everyday and STILL get below 1000” yet somehow always has the energy to log on and drag another skin.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is acerbic, unapologetic, and very focused on their own tastes and priorities, which aligns strongly with Slytherin traits of ambition, self‑preservation, and cutting resourcefulness. They constantly draw sharp in‑group/out‑group lines, like when they say “we need to ban south asian men from using the internet 💗” and “someone b0mb this hideous male”, showing a willingness to be ruthless and provocative to defend their preferences. Their gaming choices also show strategic, results‑oriented thinking: they brag about ignoring banners or units for optimal pulls, e.g. “and we have e1s1 of this premium bc we ignored the yaoi rerunning beside her” and “oh this lesbian agenda has worked on me... pulling when i have no break focused unit on my account 💯”, reflecting calculated risk‑taking and long‑term planning. They show pride in niche tastes and the power that comes with gatekeeping, as in “so i get to gatekeep a little longer” and “we finally started the archon quest”, which fits Slytherin’s desire for distinction and control. While there is wit and some Ravenclaw‑style commentary (e.g. criticizing fandom and media takes), the dominant tone is one of sharp social maneuvering and a readiness to "end" or "kill" concepts, characters, or groups they dislike, such as “end those people again” and “should sandrone get revived and kill magattore again and again and again and again and again”, which is much more Slytherin than anything else.

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A song that best fits them is “Not Strong Enough” by boygenius. Their timeline swings between intense clowning and genuine attachment to their faves, like calling Varka and Neuvillette damage comparisons “[NIHILUX BEING...]” while still obsessing over builds and pulls in posts like “guaranteed bina and ineffa with the 50/50 early win ACQUIRED” and “lunar crystallize with navia being the best thing in this game”. The song’s theme of self-aware chaos and emotional volatility mirrors their mix of nihilism and care, echoed in their bio “nihilux don't end ix like that” and in tweets where they bounce from ruthless criticism to devotion, such as “mother signora please send diluc to hell” and “lauma we love you”. Like the song’s narrator, they oscillate between "I don't care" and caring way too much, evident in “i simply don't care about this event and will be smashing the F key and spacebar simultaneously anyway” while still farming and planning pulls obsessively in “i deadass farm 2 mora leylines almost everyday and STILL get below 1000 very often bc i'm always building someone”. The mix of sharp humor, self-aware dramatics, and low-key tenderness toward certain characters and women in general lines up closely with the song’s emotionally messy but confident energy.

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