Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating, niche jokes like “this is my fav tweet ive tweeted #nicheasf” and absurd setlists in “oasis next tour setlist columbia live forever 10x...”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about gigs, family, and stress, e.g. “ive litterly just been trauma dumping on here all week soz just angry luv yaz xxx” and “listening to spit of you on the way home to probablg be kicked out again #emosh”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong dedication to music and idols, like begging for gig tickets in “just left school fully contemplating getting the train and just sitting outside the barras and like begging for a ticket” and obsessively chasing Liam replies in “getting a liam reply gives me such a dopamine rush…”.
- Playfully-creative: Turns everyday stuff into bits, e.g. wearing a tube top as a skirt in “currently wearing a tube top as a skirt #younghoorjustho” and imagining scenarios like “liam gallagher finds out what 67 is and vanishes from twitter..”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with others and shares things for them, like asking followers in “whats everyones fav minions mines is bob and phil☺️☺️” and posting her playlist for anyone who cares in “anywho dis my playlist if yall care”.
Weaknesses:
- Academic-avoidance: Talks about skipping or giving up on school, e.g. “decided last night i wasnt going to my english prelim… there was really no hope” and seeing Liam replies as a ‘sign’ when she patches school in “every single time i patch school he replys to me this is a sign from the gods”.
- Impulsive-behavior: Mentions decisions made on emotion, like contemplating jumping on a train just to sit outside a venue in “just left school fully contemplating getting the train and just sitting outside the barras and like begging for a ticket” and deciding last-minute not to sit an exam in “decided last night i wasnt going to my english prelim”.
- External-validation: Self-worth tied to online responses and follows, like “are people deactivating or unfollowing me guys im sorry” and the ego boost from replies and setlists in “me getting my first liam reply then 2 days later getting a setlist and a drumstick… really boosted my ego”.
- Risky-coping: Jokes about using substances or extreme escapes under stress, like “liam gallagher makes me want to take drugs” and asking for a sugardaddy while broke in “i have no money… someone be my sugardaddy”.
- Self-critical: Frequently puts herself down, e.g. “i need a lobotomy” and calling herself ‘braindead’ in “i am genuinely braindead ijbol at this”, as well as labelling her Twitter return a “#flop”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly share day-to-day experiences, gigs, and interactions, and clearly enjoy being seen and replied to, e.g. “getting a liam reply gives me such a dopamine rush…” and “every single time i patch school he replys to me this is a sign from the gods”. Their focus is strongly Sensing, grounded in concrete sensations and moments—food, drink, smoking, tickets, tattoos, and physical details like “damon albarn back dimples” and “i love fanta lemon but specifically in a can”. They show a clear Feeling preference: decisions and reactions are driven by emotion, relationships, and personal values rather than logic, as seen in “ive litterly just been trauma dumping on here all week soz just angry luv yaz xxx” and the hurt tone in “liam gallagher does NOT want me to get another tattoo and wants me to DIE”. Finally, they come off as strongly Perceiving: they procrastinate and change plans impulsively, like “decided last night i wasnt going to my english prelim and now im contemplating life a bit” and the spontaneous gig/transport chaos in “just left school fully contemplating getting the train and just sitting outside the barras and like begging for a ticket”. Combining these traits—outwardly expressive, highly in-the-moment, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—ESFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if the next Oasis tour setlist is just Columbia, Live Forever and Cigs & Alc on loop, can I be the one you share your 200-quid taxi and Fanta Lemon-in-a-can with after Hampden?
- You patch school, Liam replies, and you take it as a sign from the gods — what if the next divine sign is you, me, and your cybershot taking unhinged gig photos instead of exam stress?
- You begging for a Barrowlands ticket, nearly getting kicked out, and still tweeting about council hoose dinners and smiley-face teas… honestly, that’s hotter than any ‘mother’ edit you’ve ever quoted.
- If Liam really doesn’t want you to get another tattoo, I volunteer as tribute: let’s get matching ones — maybe ‘frankly mr shankly’ on you and ‘i love paradigms’ on me, balance the universe a bit.
- You loving Bob and Phil the minions, Damon Albarn’s back dimples, and comparing Liam to the rat from Flushed Away convinces me you’ve got elite taste in creatures — fancy adding one more wee guy to the collection and calling him your boyfriend?
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School dodger, gig chaser, Oasis apologist. Once begged for a Barras ticket instead of revising. Powered by Fanta Lemon, council hoose dinners & Bob the Minion.– @sheisabelter
Your signature cocktail
The Giddy Gallagher
The Giddy Gallagher is fizzy, chaotic and weirdly heartfelt, just like their timeline: half pure joy, half low-key meltdown. The base is a Lemon Fanta spritz because they confessed a devotion to citrus pop — “i love fanta lemon but specifically in a can” — bright and sugar-rushed like skipping school and begging Liam for replies. A cheap whisky shot represents council-hoose grit and gig nights, echoing the energy of “council hoose dinners could be my fav thing on the planet” and their relentless Oasis/Gerry gig obsession from “I NEED A TICKET”. On top sits vanilla milkshake foam, a playful nod to them sulking that “whatever i didnt want to expereince a vanilla milkshake anyways”, turning FOMO into literal froth. The sea-salt sugar rim captures the bittersweet drama of being kicked out and patching school — “listening to spit of you on the way home to probablg be kicked out again #emosh” — mixing tears with sweetness. Finally, the tiny blue candy minion on the ice salutes their chaotic, soft-core stan side, straight from “whats everyones fav minions mines is bob and phil☺️☺️”, because even in the angst, they’re still a little cartoonish and utterly endearing.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads as strongly Gryffindor because of the mix of impulsiveness, boldness, and willingness to throw themselves into intense experiences. They openly admit to skipping responsibilities with a kind of reckless bravado, like when they say “decided last night i wasnt going to my english prelim and now im contemplating life a bit like does that matter i got 1 on the first one there was really no hope” and still double down on gig plans and fandom instead. There’s a clear streak of dramatic, performative courage in tweets about potentially begging outside a venue for tickets — “just left school fully contemplating getting the train and just sitting outside the barras and like begging for a ticket” — and the willingness to blow huge amounts of money and time just to be at shows, as in “oasis shouldve played hampden 10 times instead of murrayfield 200 quid taxi home on top of the 800 quid tickets @liamgallagher u owe me big time”. They’re also quick to stand up in a half-joking, half-combative way, like “decided IM going to be the one ignoring my dad this time #womeninmalefields” and the annoyed rant about someone copying them: “yall ever had a bitch copy u and do it so poorly it like lowkey embarrasing for YOU… out my facee”. While there’s some Hufflepuff warmth in their affection for friends, pets, and favorite artists, the dominant note is passionate, chaotic bravery: sneaking around school, risking trouble for gigs, and loudly owning their emotions in public, like “ive litterly just been trauma dumping on here all week soz just angry luv yaz xxx”. That combination of impulsive decisions, defiant attitude, and willingness to throw themselves into emotional and real-life risks fits Gryffindor better than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
The best fit is Cigarettes & Alcohol because their whole timeline orbits Oasis, Liam Gallagher, gigs, and a bit of chaos. They literally joke about an Oasis future, writing about an “oasis next tour setlist columbia live forever 10x cigs and alc…”, which directly references the song. The tune’s themes of boredom, wanting more out of life, and numbing it with nights out and bad habits echo tweets like “i have no money and ive finally come into a shop thatll sell me fags and im really upset about this someone be my sugardaddy” and “liam gallagher makes me want to take drugs”. Their gig obsession and impulsive plans, like “just left school fully contemplating getting the train and just sitting outside the barras and like begging for a ticket”, also capture the restless, live-for-the-moment energy of the song. Even their love of council-house comforts and drama, seen in “council hoose dinners could be my fav thing on the planet” and “ive litterly just been trauma dumping on here all week soz just angry luv yaz xxx”, fits the working-class grit and emotional messiness that Cigarettes & Alcohol embodies.
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