Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Often jokes about herself and her flaws, like calling herself “just some bullshit with fur” in “just some bullshit with fur says sheldon sulista lookin at herself in the mirror”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about movies, life and nostalgia, e.g. crying over Skins in “19 anos de skins 12 anos que mudou minha vida minha visão sobre o mundo”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurd humor frequently, like the line about looking at a man’s heart but noticing his chest in “the first thing i look at in a man is his heart. the fact that his tits are in front of his heart is NOT MY FAULT”.
- Culturally-engaged: Shows strong interest in films, series and books, such as rewatching all the Bond movies in “ai que vontade de assistir 007 (eu revi TODOS ano passado” and finishing many books in “indo terminar o 5º livro do mês”.
- Supportive: Encourages others academically and shares opportunities, like urging people to apply for biology courses in “seguinte turma todo mundo que quer fazer biologia e mora no rio grande do sul vcs tem 2 horas pra smt obrigada desde ja”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Frequently talks harshly about herself and her life choices, as in regretting clothing purchases in “gastei 400 em duas 100% algodão e agora odeio minha vida”.
- Impulsive-spender: Admits to making quick financial decisions she regrets, like almost buying many cheap shirts then overspending on fewer items in “eu ia gastar 300 reais em 8 camisas na shopee… dai gastei 400 em duas”.
- Overwhelmed: Often mentions exhaustion, stress, or wanting to avoid commitments, such as wanting to skip book club because of accumulated sleep in “quero faltar clube do livro hoje ta chovendo e eu tenho muita soneca acumulada”.
- Pessimistic: Tends to assume negative outcomes, like saying there’s no chance of something happening in “nao existe chance mínima disso acontecer galera pelo amor de Deus” and expecting humiliation in “humilhação meu deus”.
- Conflict-prone: Mentions arguing before checking facts, as in fighting at work then realizing she was wrong in “bati boca no trabalho por algo que tava errada e só fui perceber 10 min depois”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read a lot, care about studying, and clearly see themselves as a bit smarter or more reflective than the average timeline, very Lisa-coded — for example, they brag about finishing many books and say things like “emails i cant send mudou minha vida” and joke that “i feel sooo smart omg the bar is so low on here”. Their anxiety about college and Sisu, plus actively nudging others into science/biology, mirrors Lisa’s academic drive and idealism: “seguinte turma todo mundo que quer fazer biologia e mora no rio grande do sul vcs tem 2 horas pra smt obrigada desde ja” and “gente sera que o sisu já acordo hoje tô ansiosa”. At the same time, they’re emotional, introspective, and a bit melodramatic about life and art, like when they say “19 anos de skins 12 anos que mudou minha vida minha visão sobre o mundo” and “o reino dos gatos salvou minha vida quando eu era adolescente e tinha depressão”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to attach deep meaning to media. Their mix of cynicism and idealism — complaining about politics with “esquerda desgracada” but still fiercely caring about things — also tracks with Lisa’s socially aware, perpetually frustrated personality. Finally, their self-description as a small, fragile, overthinking creature (“me identifico muito como um animal pequeno peludo gordo frágil e melindroso”) echoes Lisa’s mix of vulnerability and intensity more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: most tweets center on solitary media (films, books, games) and internal experience rather than parties or large social circles, like using lunch breaks to play Spider‑Man alone (“tô usando meu horário de almoço pra jogar homem aranha + lillie derrubou meu mouse e eu não acho a peça”) and joking self‑reflection (“just some bullshit with fur says sheldon sulista lookin at herself in the mirror”). Their interests and language lean strongly intuitive: they romanticize media and ideas instead of just surface details, e.g. saying Skins “changed my vision of the world” (“19 anos de skins 12 anos que mudou minha vida minha visão sobre o mundo”) and framing choices in abstract terms like “liberdade ou solidão?” (“liberdade ou solidão?”). They are clearly feeling‑oriented, prioritizing emotion, attachment and aesthetic love for characters/actors: “eu amo o edward norton muito mais do que qualquer nerdola apreciador do hulk”, “esse significa tanto pra mim”, and describing The Batman in terms of crying and emotional impact (“eh normal chorar reassistindo the batman”). Their lifestyle looks more perceiving than structured judging: they procrastinate and improvise (reusing a 2023 document out of laziness, “editando um documento de 2023 pq fui eu que fiz mesmo e tô com preguiça de montar um novo”), consider skipping book club because it’s raining and they’re sleepy (“quero faltar clube do livro hoje ta chovendo e eu tenho muita soneca acumulada”), and joke about chaotic daily problems like frozen chicken ruining dinner plans (“o frango ta em cima da pia … vou jantar arroz puro”). This combination of introspective, emotional, media‑romantic, slightly chaotic vibes fits best with INFP: idealistic, feelings‑driven, imaginative, and not overly rigid about planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- You study fish, cry at movies, and almost did Engenharia de Pesca… if I tell you I’m a Pisces who loves cinema, is that enough fieldwork for you to consider studying me too?
- You rewatched all the 007 movies, cries at The Batman, and loves Edward Norton more than any Hulk nerd… should I show up in a suit, a cape, or a lab coat so I can finally be your favorite leading man?
- You walked 20 km at Expointer, almost died with no Uber, and still survived Disney+ Brazilian productions—wanna test your endurance again walking around Porto Alegre with me until we accidentally end up in a cinema marathon?
- You said Skins and O Reino dos Gatos saved your life when you were younger and depressed; I can’t compete with Effy or Haru, but I promise I’d always be the safe little place you could escape to after a bad day.
- You’re out here crying over ‘emails I can’t send’, SISU anxiety, and pillion torture while feeding pigeons and playing Spider-Man on your lunch break—can I be the plot twist where, for once, things actually go right for you?
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Biology hopeful in Porto Alegre, cries at Batman reruns & cat videos. Once walked 20km at an expo, phone died, still made it home (barely).– @sheldonsulista
Your signature cocktail
The Sulista Soft Panic
This drink runs on anxious caffeine and Brazilian chaos, like cachaça infused with coffee for the girl who’s “going to finish the 5th book of the month” while also crying over movies and physics guys. The mint-chocolate liqueur is a direct nod to her craving for “[sabor menta com chocolate] (https://x.com/sheldonsulista/status/2017275706489639205)” and all the little comforts she uses to survive life. Sea-salt caramel syrup stands in for the sweet-and-salty drama of “[i had hoped youd see my face and that youd be reminded that for me it isnt over] (https://x.com/sheldonsulista/status/2017324615496810515)” and “[i got the things i wanted its just not what i imagined] (https://x.com/sheldonsulista/status/2014816350762422709).” A dash of bitters captures her “esquerda desgracada” political side and the way she rants about “[as produções brasileiras disponíveis no disney+ são intragáveis] (https://x.com/sheldonsulista/status/2013420092957118865).” Finally, topping it with sparkling water and crushed ice matches her meme-y self-awareness—someone who can tweet “[just some bullshit with fur says sheldon sulista lookin at herself in the mirror] (https://x.com/sheldonsulista/status/2016871380759748958)” and still log on later to ask “liberdade ou solidão?” over a fizzy drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Eduarda shows a strong mix of curiosity, intellect, and a love of learning that fits Ravenclaw best. She’s clearly invested in studying and academia, from stressing over SISU and course choices (“gente sera que o sisu já acordo hoje tô ansiosa”, “vou colocar alguma engenharia/física/ciência pra ver se encontro um marido bem nerd”) to openly saying she studies fish in her bio and would unironically study fisheries engineering (“eu que não ironicamente cursaria engenharia de pesca fico meio assim 🥲”). She also frames the internet primarily as a place to learn, mocking people who waste that potential (“a internet sendo o lugar que vc pode aprender literalmente qualquer coisa e os cara com 12 horas de tela no tiktok”), which reflects a very Ravenclaw-ish value system around knowledge. Her reading habit is intense enough that she casually mentions finishing her 5th book of the month (“indo terminar o 5º livro do mês”), and she notes how a book like emails i cant send “changed her life” (“emails i cant send mudou minha vida”), showing how deeply she engages with ideas and stories. Even her humor tends to be sharp and self-aware rather than purely sentimental or status-driven, like when she says she feels smart because “the bar is so low on here” (“i feel sooo smart omg the bar is so low on here”), which lines up with Ravenclaw’s characteristic wit and intellectual snark more than the other houses.
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Your song
All Too Well (10 Minute Version) - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them well is All Too Well (10 Minute Version) because they’re intensely emotional, introspective, and constantly narrating their life with dramatic, bittersweet humor. They frequently oscillate between self-deprecation and vulnerability, like calling themselves “just some bullshit with fur” while looking in the mirror in “just some bullshit with fur says sheldon sulista lookin at herself in the mirror” and admitting they’re destroyed by small daily frustrations in “o cara desistiu de aluga o apto que eu queria vou me churrascar nessa desgraça”. They clearly live inside movies and stories, crying over films and shows as in “eh normal chorar reassistindo the batman” and “19 anos de skins 12 anos que mudou minha vida minha visão sobre o mundo”, much like the song’s cinematic storytelling. They also quote heartbreak-leaning lyrics such as “i got the things i wanted its just not what i imagined”, which fits the song’s themes of getting what you thought you wanted but still feeling hollow. Their mix of dark humor, romantic yearning, and emotional overthinking lines up strongly with the long, detailed, and emotionally intense narrative of All Too Well (10 Minute Version).
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