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Lisa fits best because she’s highly self-critical, overthinks everything, and constantly measures herself against impossible standards, much like this user obsessing over weight, calories, and perceived failures, e.g. “mourning the body I had a few days ago is crazy but” and “I have been bmi 17 for ages now let me leave”. Like Lisa, she’s introspective and articulate about her emotional state, openly describing loneliness and depression: “I think I'm having one of the worst fucking weeks of my life and to top that off I'm alone in my room 24/7… I rlly need her ☹️”. There’s also a strong sense of moral/emotional conflict: she knows the disorder hurts her yet clings to it, similar to Lisa’s constant tension between ideals and reality, as seen in “I torture myself” and “being stuck in a binge purge/restrict cycle is hell”. Her sensitivity to how others see her and pressure from family (for example, “my mom getting angry at me for 'eating too little' and then telling me all shes had today was a carrot”) echoes Lisa’s fraught relationship with expectations at home and school. Despite the darkness of the content, the occasional humor and self-awareness in posts like “who tf said anorexic girls can't cook” also align with Lisa’s mix of seriousness and dry wit.

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They lean Introvert: a lot of their life happens alone in their room, struggling with energy and avoiding being seen, e.g. describing being "alone in my room 24/7" and wishing their best friend were there (“I think I'm having one of the worst fucking weeks of my life and to top that off I'm alone in my room 24/7.”) and saying they hate eating when people can see them (“I hate when people see me eat… it feels so uncomfy”). They read as Sensing: their tweets are packed with concrete details—weights, calorie counts, physical sensations (shaking, dizziness, chest bones, specific food items), like “I feel so bad physically I'm shaking and feel like I'm about to faint I'm only 44hrs into a fast” and highly specific WIEIAD logs. Their decisions and self-talk are dominated by Feeling rather than detached logic, with intense self-judgment and emotional language: “I think im the most disgusting person on edtwt” and “I lose weight to deserve love but someone loved me while I was a healthy weight and now that I'm uw nobody does” show a value- and emotion-centered inner world. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they struggle with consistent structure, swing between fasts and binges, and often feel out of control or reactive ("another 3 day long binging episode" and wishing they could "pull a 4 day fast" but feeling blocked by parents: “I wish I could pull a 4 day fast but my parents force me to eat”), rather than showing a stable, planned system. All together, an emotionally intense, aesthetics- and body-focused, highly sensory, inwardly directed style with difficulty imposing rigid structure aligns best with ISFP.

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Shelly • 18 • ENG/PL • navigating recovery, exams & way too much Coke Zero • once baked muffins while fasting and didn’t even lick the spoon– @shelleiix

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This cocktail is wired, jittery, and a little bit self-destructive, just like staying up all night counting calories and steps. The base is a sharp vodka shot for the way they write about faintness and dizziness, like when they said “I feel so bad physically I'm shaking and feel like I'm about to faint I'm only 44hrs into a fast this shouldn't be happening??”. Sugar-free energy drink stands in for their habit of swapping food for caffeine, as in “that’s +5c” and the many mentions of Coke Zero and Red Bull. A hit of black coffee cold brew mirrors the bitter, depressive edge beneath the jokes, echoing things like “pros of a depressive episode I eat less cons of a depressive episode I move less”. The lemon peel is there for their sharp, self-aware humor and little moments of brightness in tweets like “who tf said anorexic girls can't cook”. Finally, the pink edible glitter reflects the cute, starry aesthetic in their bio and selfies, even while they talk about being on edtwt and calling themselves “the most disgusting person on edtwt”.

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Shelly shows strong loyalty and care for others, even while struggling herself; she bakes for family and friends and fights the urge to self-punish, as in “I baked banana chocolate chip muffins for family and friends today was also fasting at the time and when I tell you stopping myself from even licking the spoon was so hard 🥲 I torture myself”. Her sense of fairness and empathy appears when she gently pushes back on extreme ED discourse, like “just saw someone say carrots are high calorie. I know we're all disordered but cmon guys”. She consistently values steadfast effort over dramatic gestures, obsessively tracking small progress (b/p-free days and weight changes) and framing it as ongoing hard work, e.g. “day 7 b/p free who cheered” and “after 11 days of fixing my almost month long binge episode, I reached a new lw 🥹”. Even in loneliness and depression she focuses on maintaining connections and feeling bad about letting others down, like visiting both grandmas and eating their baking despite her intense fear of food in “its grandmas day... I just felt too bad to say no ):”. This combination of loyalty, quiet perseverance, and concern for others’ feelings is much more aligned with Hufflepuff than with the flashier ambition of Slytherin, the showy bravery of Gryffindor, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.

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A song that fits them best is Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of self-destructive obsession, exhaustion, and a body that feels more like an enemy than a home. They repeatedly describe terrifying physical symptoms from restriction and fasting, like “I feel so bad physically I'm shaking and feel like I'm about to faint I'm only 44hrs into a fast this shouldn't be happening??” and “I stood up, saw pitch black, my head was spinning and I felt really hot. I hate when this happens it's kinda scary”, which mirrors the song’s haunted, half-alive atmosphere. The way they talk about wanting to push their body further despite clear harm, as in “I want to fast until my body gives up on me I don't care anymore”, echoes the song’s themes of surrendering to destructive impulses. Their mix of dark humor and self-loathing, like calling themselves “the most disgusting person on edtwt” while obsessing over tiny weight changes, fits the eerie, self-critical tone of Billie’s lyrics. Overall, the song’s feeling of being trapped in your own mind and body while still compulsively pushing deeper into the pain lines up with the emotional landscape across their timeline.

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