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They read as intensely passionate, analytical, and values-driven in the way Lisa is about her causes. The account orbits a specific character/ship with almost academic focus, as shown in tweets like “a dissertation wouldn’t be long enough to explain half of the shit they’ve put her through” and “meg marinis supposedly killed monica off for ‘the purpose of the story’ so we could ‘see the aftermath’ but all we got was the mention of an off screen livestream memorial…”. Like Lisa, they combine righteous anger with moral concern, calling out erasure and politics around queer women and trans care in tweets such as “the concept of shondaland releasing an article about queer women… but leaving monica beltran out…” and “monica beltran moved to seattle to help trans kids…and meg marinis went ahead and killed that too after claiming this isn’t a political show”. They’re also extremely emotionally expressive and earnest, echoing Lisa’s big feelings—crying over characters and ships in posts like “I FEEL LIKE A WIFE WHOSE HUSBAND JUST CAME HOME FROM WAR OH MY GOD” and “thankful for her today & every day”. Overall, the mix of obsessive fandom brain, sharp critique, and heartfelt empathy aligns them most closely with Lisa Simpson.

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Greys Anatomy critic by night, Amelia Shepherd apologist by day. Once planned a day around a 3-second promo shot—and I’d do it again.– @shepherdsperrie

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This drink hits like a season premiere because it’s built on overproof white rum for the way they all-caps spiral through episodes, from “WHAT THEW FUCK JUSRT HJAPPENED #GREYSANATOMY” to “I’M GONNA FAINT IT’S BEEN SO LONG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Fresh blood orange juice adds a sweet–tragic tang in honor of their princess/monica/amelia obsession and heartbreak, like “it should’ve never been you. ☹️” and “i’m a child of divorce by MURDER.”. A bubbly layer of sparkling rosé captures the romantic shipper in them, endlessly manifesting monmelia despite chaos, as seen in “#monmelia: i miss you, i’m sorry.” and “we’re so back”. The dash of chili tincture is for their righteous rage at Meg Marinis and the writers, echoing “there isn’t a place in hell hot enough for meg marinis” and “meg marinis ability to ruin every ship known to history actually amazes me #greysanatomy”. Finally, the edible glitter rim reflects the way they talk about Caterina and Amelia like literal royalty, from “WELCOME HOME PRINCESS #greysanatomy” to “THE #REAL PRINCESS”, making this cocktail loud, sparkly, and just a little bit unhinged—exactly like their timeline.

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Their timeline reads like someone constantly charging into battle for the characters and ships they love, even when it hurts, which is classic Gryffindor energy. They repeatedly go to war over perceived injustices in Grey’s Anatomy, lashing out at showrunner Meg Marinis with tweets like “meg marinis ability to ruin every ship known to history actually amazes me #greysanatomy” and “there isn’t a place in hell hot enough for meg marinis”, showing a dramatic, confrontational sense of moral outrage. Their defense of Monica Beltran and Amelia Shepherd is fierce and protective, e.g. “this is the one character i don’t play about y’all gotta stop pissing me off like that 😭😭” and “mess with amelia shepherd it’ll cost you”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to guard their people like a knight on a battlefield. Even their hyperbolic reactions—“I FEEL LIKE A WIFE WHOSE HUSBAND JUST CAME HOME FROM WAR OH MY GOD #greysanatomy” and “i’m about to end up on the news”—show impulsive, big feelings and a flair for the dramatic rather than quiet patience or cold strategy. While there’s loyalty and thoughtfulness in how deeply they analyze what’s been "taken" from these characters, the dominant vibe is loud, brave, ride-or-die defense of their faves, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A song obsessed with details, memory, and emotional whiplash fits them perfectly; their timeline reads like a long, passionate post‑mortem of a relationship between fan and showrunner. They constantly relive the highs and lows of Amelia/Monica the way the song circles back to specific moments, like when they say “when all we had was this and a dream” and “to think this is where we were at exactly a year ago today bro…we really could’ve had it all.”. The rage and betrayal in the lyrics mirror how they talk about Meg Marinis and Grey’s Anatomy, with posts like “there isn’t a place in hell hot enough for meg marinis” and “you gotta be truly broken & evil to randomly wake up one day and decide this is who has to die idk”. At the same time, the song’s tenderness and inability to let go reflect their ongoing devotion to Amelia and Monica, seen in tweets like “thankful for her today & every day” and “god i love her”. Like All Too Well, their feed is equal parts love letter, eulogy, and furious critique, replaying a story they refuse to let the world forget.

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