Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Oasis, Elastica, and related bands, like “the 19 year old fangirl who still listens to elastica the old fashioned way” and multiple Oasis/elastica CD posts.
- Supportive friend: Celebrates others, like “ILA DAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILA! I hope you have an amazing day!!” and hyping oomfs’ edits and accounts.
- Humorous self-aware: Makes jokes at her own expense, e.g. “d1 procrastinator…get on my level.” and “this having 1.5k views but 4 likes LMFAOOO”.
- Creative thinker: Imagines edits and concepts like “car song by elastica in an f1 edit…” and the THOSE Nights gemliam edit idea “someone pls see the vision!!!”.
- Hardworking student: Despite procrastination jokes, she studies and achieves, e.g. “i have an exam in 8 hours and i haven’t studied! imma get at least an 80% tho” followed by “i got 85% if anyone was wondering”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic procrastination: Repeatedly crams for major exams, like “i have an exam worth like 25 percent of my grade tomorrow. i haven’t even opened my laptop.” and “i have an exam in 8 hours and i haven’t studied!”.
- Harsh self-judgment: Feels guilty resting and ties worth to productivity, as in “wish i could allow myself to rest…without feeling guilty and like im a bad person.”.
- Academic stress: Expresses intense anxiety about school, e.g. “i’m going to die tomorrow” about a test and “if i bomb this midterm i’m deleting my account”.
- Attention seeking: Occasionally frames posts around validation, like “tinder and hinge aren’t working…does anyone here want me? this is me btw” and worrying about flopping “i’m scared i’m used to flopping”.
- Emotional overinvestment: Lets bands/events heavily affect mood, e.g. “post concert depression is gonna kill me” and blaming Liam for being sick “i’m so sick right now and i’m choosing to blame liam gallagher”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: intense about their interests, academically driven yet chronically stressed, and emotionally self-aware. They openly stress over exams and perfectionism, saying “wish i could allow myself to rest. to not study or do something academic and just allow myself to have a day off without feeling guilty” and joking about being a “d1 procrastinator”, which mirrors Lisa’s overachiever anxiety. Their hyperfixations on specific bands and lyrics, like looping Elastica’s Connection — “the concept of listening to connection by elastica almost 400 times this year” — match Lisa’s obsessive passion for her causes and hobbies. They’re also earnest and supportive toward friends, as seen in “ILA DAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILA! I hope you have an amazing day!!”, which fits Lisa’s caring, loyal side. Finally, their mix of self-deprecating humor and emotional honesty, like “i actually hope i get put out of my misery ran out of time on an exam with two questions left”, feels very Lisa: dramatic, articulate, but ultimately sincere.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they openly share strong reactions and parts of their life (concerts, exams, work, thirsting over musicians) and enjoy interacting with others, e.g. asking for help and engagement in tweets like “can someone make an elastica space or elastica group chat? PLEAK i just love that band sm” and jokingly advertising themselves in “tinder and hinge aren’t working…does anyone here want me? this is me btw”. They show a clear Intuitive style, being drawn to concepts, lyrics, and patterns rather than just facts, as in “i don’t understand how the last card is played but somehow the vital connection is made…💔💔💔” and connecting unrelated images and ideas in “this pic of justine always reminds me of this pic of liam so i thought id share”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they emphasize emotions, relationships, and support (“HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILA! I hope you have an amazing day!!” in this tweet) and are candid about emotional struggles and guilt around rest, as in “wish i could allow myself to rest…without feeling guilty and like im a bad person.”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: there’s frequent procrastination and spontaneity, joking about last-minute studying and chaos in tweets like “d1 procrastinator. i have an exam worth like 25 percent of my grade tomorrow. i haven’t even opened my laptop. get on my level.” while still somehow pulling through and celebrating, as in “it worked out in the end. i am the goat bro”. Putting this together, their expressive, people-focused, lyrical, and spontaneous energy fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if I said my love life was ‘somehow the vital connection is made,’ would that get me played 400 times this year too, or do I need to mail you a 1995 CD first?
- You listening to Elastica on CD, seeing Oasis live, and crushing on Alex from Franz Ferdinand… can we agree our date playlist should be 90% Britpop and 10% me screaming ‘I’m a mess and you’re worse’ in a gemliam edit of us?
- You flew across the country for Oasis, debated flying for Pulp, and still stress over exams you ace with 85% after no studying—statistically speaking, the odds of you falling for me can’t be that bad.
- If Justine Frischmann and Liam Gallagher can coexist on your timeline, surely there’s room in your life for one more chaotic fan who’d actually let you rest instead of making you feel guilty for taking a day off.
- You’re the 19-year-old fangirl who still listens to Elastica ‘the old fashioned way’ and found Be Here Now for $2.25—if you can spot value like that in a bargain bin, maybe you’ll see some potential in me too.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 • exam procrastinator who flew across the country to see Oasis and still won’t shut up about Elastica • she/her– @SHESELECTR1C
Your signature cocktail
The Vital Connection
Named after their bio line, this drink is The Vital Connection between Britpop obsession and exam-fuel chaos, echoing “somehow the vital connection is made”. London dry gin nods to their devotion to Brit bands like Oasis, Elastica, and Pulp, from “JUST GOT MY ELASTICA CD IN THE MAIL YAYYY” to screaming about seeing Oasis live in “seeing oasis tomorrow…what is life?”. The espresso shot is for the chaotic student energy and heroic procrastination in “i have an exam in 8 hours and i haven’t studied!” and “d1 procrastinator…get on my level.”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark-sweet mood for their dramatic, romantic fangirl side in “lowkey getting emotional because i miss elastica” and “i’d sell my soul to see oasis again im dead serious”. Tonic water brings fizz and bite, matching their sharp, funny reactions like “girl whatever” and “i’m sick of being told to look at peoples bios”. A dusting of edible silver shimmer references the shine of CDs and concert highs in “the 19 year old fangirl who still listens to elastica the old fashioned way” and “my life has peaked. holy shit”, making the whole thing as extra and sparkling as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong mix of wit, self-awareness, and an almost nerdy relationship to learning that fits Ravenclaw best. They treat academics like a game they can optimize, joking about procrastination and still aiming high, as in “i have an exam in 8 hours and i haven’t studied! imma get at least an 80% tho just watch” and later following up with “i got 85% if anyone was wondering LMFAOO”, which shows confidence in their intellect and a pattern of pulling it off. Their bio, “somehow the vital connection is made”, plus their obsession with lyrics and references, like “I’m a five foot mirror for adoring himself, here’s 7 years bad luck” and “London ice cracks on a seamless line” “London’s so nice back in your seamless rhymes”, suggests someone who delights in language and literary detail. They also show a creative, edit-brained side with ideas like “gemliam edit to one of THOSE nights by the cab…someone pls see the vision!!!” and “just had a vision…car song by elastica in an f1 edit…”, which is classic Ravenclaw-style imaginative thinking. While there are hints of Hufflepuff loyalty (celebrating friends’ birthdays and niche bands), the dominant throughline is cleverness, creativity, and a confident reliance on their brain under pressure, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Connection - Elastica
The best-fitting song for them is Connection by Elastica, which they are clearly obsessed with, as shown when they said the “concept of listening to connection by elastica almost 400 times this year” “the concept of listening to connection by elastica almost 400 times this year”. Their bio literally references the lyrics with “somehow the vital connection is made,” echoing the song’s iconic line “i don’t understand how the last card is played but somehow the vital connection is made…💔💔💔”. The song’s restless, slightly cynical, city-tinged energy fits their intense, slightly chaotic fangirl life—from procrastinating on exams “d1 procrastinator. i have an exam worth like 25 percent of my grade tomorrow. i haven’t even opened my laptop. get on my level.” to flying across the country for bands “guys should i see pulp? i just don’t wanna fly across the country again and all that😭”. Lyrically, Connection is about miscommunication, tension, and the strange spark between people, which mirrors their intense parasocial/music connections and emotional investment in bands like Oasis and Elastica “lowkey getting emotional because i miss elastica i want them to come back so badly😭😭😭”. Overall, both their identity and online presence are so tied to this song that it functions almost like their personal theme tune.
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