Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Interests: Expresses genuine enthusiasm for hobbies like cosplay and collecting, such as planning a “Red Cross nurse” costume.
- Community Affection: Shows warmth toward their online circle, explicitly stating “I love all of you guys btw :3”.
- Gender Identity: Asserts his identity as a “boy” despite facing a lack of acceptance from family members.
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes when their mental state is declining, noting “I think I’m getting bad again” due to hygiene struggles.
- Passion: Demonstrates high energy for their interests, such as the excitement for a “Nendoroid” release.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: Repeatedly mentions purchasing tools for injury, such as a “new blade” or “box cutter”.
- Suicidal Ideation: Frequent expressions of wanting to die, specifically mentioning a “school rooftop” as a potential location.
- Trauma Bonding: Vocalizes a dangerous desire to return to abusive situations, stating they “miss my groomer”.
- Disordered Eating: Displays obsession with body weight and restrictive habits, calling themselves the “worst ana ever”.
- Emotional Dysregulation: Experiences volatile outbursts of anger and overstimulation, shouting “FUCK YOU” in response to stress.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user exhibits a high level of emotional volatility and a desperate need for validation from authority figures or peers, often expressed through intense outbursts. The user shares Milhouse's tendency toward self-pity and feeling 'uncool' or 'gross,' as seen when they tweet, “I need to kill myself I need to kill myself oh my god I’m so gross and disgusting I need to die”. They both deal with significant family-related stress and feelings of powerlessness, reflected in the user's post, “I HATE MY DAD OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY CANT HE JUST LET ME BE A BOY AND GET OVER IT”. Furthermore, the user's fixation on niche interests and specific characters mirrors Milhouse’s obsessive fanboy nature, specifically when they exclaim, “NNURSE KYOUKA??? IN THE RED CROSS UNIFORM, MY BIGGEST HYPERFIXATION???? HOLY SHIT?????”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Atsushi demonstrates strong Introversion through a focus on internal emotional turmoil and overstimulation, explicitly stating “I’m already overstimulated and pissed” when around others. Their preference for Intuition is seen in their constant escapism into fantasy and self-insertion into fictional worlds, such as when they “imagine my favorite characters assaulting me” to cope with reality. The Feeling trait is dominant, as their posts are entirely driven by intense, unfiltered emotions rather than logic, exemplified by the desperate cry, “The silence hurts I want to die”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving traits through a lack of structure and impulsive behavior, admitted in tweets like “I WANNA CUT FUCK MY HOMEWORK”, showing a preference for immediate emotional release over planned responsibilities.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a new project from the craft store? Because I’d love to help you secure that 'box cutter' and maybe cut class together instead.
- Forget the Red Cross uniform—you’re already the only hyperfixation I need to feel fully overstimulated.
- Is your name Shibusawa? Because I’d love to be the beautiful husband you self-insert into your daily life.
- I promise I’m nothing like your dad—I’ll let you be exactly the boy you are, and I’ll even wash your hair for you when the PTSD gets too loud.
- I heard you’re entering your 'crash out era,' so how about we crash on the couch and watch some Bungo Stray Dogs instead?
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Aspiring healthcare professional and avid anime collector. When I’m not studying for my next big project, you’ll find me hunting for the latest Nendoroid release.– @shibumaggot
Your signature cocktail
The Overstimulated Orphanage Special
This experimental, high-voltage drink captures Atsushi’s chaotic energy and his self-described “crash out era”. The bitter tonic reflects his complicated family life where he screams, “I HATE MY DAD... WHY CANT HE JUST LET ME BE A BOY”, while the sour cherries represent his fixation on being “gross and disgusting.” The sharp garnish is a nod to his shopping trips where he proudly tweets “Box cutter secured 👅” and his habit of celebrating when he’s “GOT A NEW BLADE.” It’s a strong, stinging cocktail for someone who admits “I like to imagine my favorite characters assaulting me and hurting me.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Atsushi’s online presence is defined by extreme impulsiveness and a raw, unfiltered emotional intensity that aligns with the more volatile traits of Gryffindor. Rather than displaying Slytherin resourcefulness or Ravenclaw logic, they make high-stakes, heat-of-the-moment declarations such as “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU LET ME TAKE MY 30 MINUTE BREAK... KM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF OR HURT SOMEONE”. They possess a reckless disregard for their own safety, often acting on immediate urges like when they state, “I WANNA CUT FUCK MY HOMEWORK” or decide to “unblock him rn” despite knowing the negative consequences. Their confrontational stance against their father, claiming “WHY CANT HE JUST LET ME BE A BOY AND GET OVER IT”, showcases a stubborn defiance and a drive to live authentically, even in a chaotic or self-destructive manner.
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Your song
Body - Mother Mother
This song perfectly encapsulates the user's intense struggle with body dysmorphia and a desire to transcend their physical form, as seen when they state, “I hate my boobs so much can I just get rid of them already”. The lyrics reflect a deep-seated self-loathing and the trauma-induced urge to be 'used' or 'discarded,' mirroring their tweet, “I NEED to get assaulted again oh my god I miss being used for my body”. The track's themes of self-harm and feeling 'gross' align with their frequent distress over their appearance, such as when they post, “I need to kill myself I need to kill myself oh my god I’m so gross and disgusting”. Ultimately, Body resonates with the user's cycle of eating disorders and the desperate search for identity amidst a fractured relationship with their own physical existence.
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