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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, and constantly clowning on everything around them. They show Bart-like mockery of other people’s gullibility with posts like “se alguem cai nisso em 2026 a pessoa merece ser banida de usar a internet por 6 meses no minimo com todo respeito”, which feels exactly like Bart roasting someone for falling for an obvious prank. Their tendency to call people out as “mongoloides” and “os mais animais desse lado ai so” in “esse lado da vila ai que tem as cativas so ficam os mongoloides… sao os mais animais desse lado ai so” reflects Bart’s habit of bluntly insulting others without much filter. The way they casually complain and swear about niche stuff—like being overwhelmed by long light novel arcs in “os arcos de rezero… arco 4 = 17 volumes como q eu vou ler essa porra puta merda”—matches Bart’s dramatic overreactions to his hobbies and problems. Even their self-deprecating humor in “infelizmente estarei ropemaxxed aos 20 pq sou um moid desgracado mas tudo bem da pra aproveitar legal ate la” feels like Bart joking about his own future while still trying to have fun in the present. Overall, the mix of rebellion, crudeness, and joking-around energy fits Bart far better than the more responsible or earnest main characters like Lisa or Marge.

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They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets focus on media they consume and internal reactions rather than social events, like reflecting on watching Seishun Buta Yarou in “seishun buta yaro s1 papo de nascer de novo” and talking about their own future in “infelizmente estarei ropemaxxed aos 20 pq sou um moid desgracado mas tudo bem da pra aproveitar legal ate la” rather than seeking broad social engagement. Their humor and interests show intuition (N): they exaggerate patterns and concepts instead of focusing on concrete detail, as in the meta comment about story structure in “os arcos de rezero sao mt engracados pq é tipo arco 1 = 1 volume arco 2 = 2 volumes arco 3 = 5 volumes arco 4 = 17 volumes como q eu vou ler essa porra puta merda”. They lean strongly toward thinking (T) through blunt, critical language and judgmental takes, e.g. “se alguem cai nisso em 2026 a pessoa merece ser banida de usar a internet por 6 meses no minimo com todo respeito” and “esse lado da vila ai que tem as cativas so ficam os mongoloides digo isso por exp propria sao os mais animais desse lado ai so”, prioritizing harsh logic over emotional cushioning. Their tweets feel spontaneous and reactive rather than planned, showing perceiving (P): they joke about "larping" in “estarei larpando” and comment impulsively about situations like “meu deus olha o que o arrombado ta se preocupando pode acabar essa torcida logo vtnc” instead of presenting structured plans or orderly routines. Taken together—introverted media-focused life, abstract/meta commentary, blunt logic-first judgments, and a casual, unstructured way of expressing opinions—this matches an INTP profile better than other types.

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Anime arcs, village lore & accidental ropemaxxing analyst. Once lost my PC and gained too many opinions. Here for light novels and mild chaos.– @shiizukio

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The Ropemaxxed Re:Zero Spritz is a sharp but playful mix, just like kio joking about being “ropemaxxed aos 20” in “infelizmente estarei ropemaxxed aos 20 pq sou um moid desgracado mas tudo bem da pra aproveitar legal ate la”, so it starts with dry white vermouth to keep things a bit existential and serious underneath. Yuzu or lemon soda brings the fizzy, chaotic energy you feel when they complain about absurd internet stuff like “se alguem cai nisso em 2026 a pessoa merece ser banida de usar a internet por 6 meses no minimo com todo respeito”. Blue curaçao colors it anime-blue, a nod to their otaku side ranting about light novel pacing in “os arcos de rezero sao mt engracados pq é tipo arco 1 = 1 volume arco 2 = 2 volumes arco 3 = 5 volumes arco 4 = 17 volumes como q eu vou ler essa porra puta merda”. A dash of bitters represents their constant low-key rage at people and fandoms, like in “esse lado da vila ai que tem as cativas so ficam os mongoloides digo isso por exp propria sao os mais animais desse lado ai so” and “meu deus olha o que o arrombado ta se preocupando pode acabar essa torcida logo vtnc”. Finally, a fluffy cotton candy or whipped cream garnish captures the fact that beneath all the aggression and larping in “estarei larpando”, there’s still a sweet, slightly dramatic main character vibe. This cocktail is light, a bit bitter, visually loud, and surprisingly fun to drink—very much kio-coded.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong streak of self-preservation and a somewhat ruthless, unsentimental attitude that aligns with Slytherin. For example, when talking about people falling for obvious scams, they say that if someone falls for it in 2026 they “deserve to be banned from using the internet for 6 months” with “all due respect” “se alguem cai nisso em 2026 a pessoa merece ser banida de usar a internet por 6 meses no minimo com todo respeito”, which reflects a harsh, survival-of-the-fittest perspective. They also demonstrate a kind of dark self-awareness and acceptance of a bleak future for themselves, saying they’ll be “ropemaxxed” at 20 but that they can still enjoy things until then “infelizmente estarei ropemaxxed aos 20 pq sou um moid desgracado mas tudo bem da pra aproveitar legal ate la”, suggesting a pragmatic, almost cynical approach to life. The way they casually insult “the mongoloids” on one side of the village, calling them “the most animal” and speaking from their own experience “esse lado da vila ai que tem as cativas so ficam os mongoloides digo isso por exp propria sao os mais animais desse lado ai so”, also shows a tendency toward sharp, divisive judgment rather than inclusive kindness. While there are hints of humor and fandom (e.g., complaints about Re:Zero’s arc lengths “os arcos de rezero sao mt engracados pq é tipo arco 1 = 1 volume arco 2 = 2 volumes arco 3 = 5 volumes arco 4 = 17 volumes como q eu vou ler essa porra puta merda”), the dominant tone is cynical, defensive, and self-focused—traits that fit Slytherin far better than the other houses.

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Mitski’s Nobody fits them because it mixes self-deprecation, loneliness, and ironic humor in a way that mirrors their tweets. They joke about their own situation with a kind of resigned melancholy, like when they say “infelizmente estarei ropemaxxed aos 20 pq sou um moid desgracado mas tudo bem da pra aproveitar legal ate la”, which feels very close to Mitski’s blend of sadness and wry acceptance. Their complaints about long anime arcs such as “os arcos de rezero sao mt engracados pq é tipo arco 1 = 1 volume arco 2 = 2 volumes arco 3 = 5 volumes arco 4 = 17 volumes como q eu vou ler essa porra puta merda” show someone overwhelmed and a bit exhausted with everything, just like the song’s protagonist. They also show frustration with people and online drama, as in “meu deus olha o que o arrombado ta se preocupando pode acabar essa torcida logo vtnc” and “se alguem cai nisso em 2026 a pessoa merece ser banida de usar a internet por 6 meses no minimo com todo respeito”, matching the song’s sense of alienation. Overall, Nobody captures a mix of isolation, cynicism, and darkly funny self-awareness that lines up well with their timeline.

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