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This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, weirdly competent when obsessed with something, and very self-deprecating. They call themselves “Himbo and Unserious” and joke about being ancient at 25, like when they say they’re becoming “a fucking quarter of a century” and begging for a C6 Illuga while adding “(Don't do it)” in “if anyone wants to fund the way to a C6 Illuga to celebrate this ancient elder's long ass trajectory, I won't be holding anyone back (Don't do it)”. Their relationship to Genshin is very Homer-coded: intense fixation mixed with clownery, for example “Back to threatening this game I guess” and “Oh Columbina, the stuff I do for you...”. They’re dramatic and impulsive but ultimately affectionate and earnest, like when they roast Mualani to death and then go, “Okay maybe she is not as bad as I thought! I was wrong Mualanus nation <3”. The over-the-top jokes about pain and suffering for pulls and Abyss runs, such as “Yeah this Pyro Traveler Hypercarry team took me so many attempts to clear that my PC refuses to show me the thumbnails of each take”, are very in line with Homer’s melodramatic yet lovable disaster energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they explicitly say they’re shy about interacting on socials despite liking people, e.g. “I'm not someone who stays too much time checking their socials... I actually love to interact with people here, but I'm way too shy to engage on a conversation 90% times too :')”. Most activities they describe are solitary (content creation, theory-ish testing, exam stress) rather than going out or big social events. They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing: they constantly discuss overarching systems and future possibilities in Genshin, like meta trends and reaction design: “My guesses for the upcoming characters till 7.x: Linnea: Lunar Crystallize support Nicole: Hexenzirkel Buffer/Shielder… Sandrone: will introduce us to a new 7.x reaction like Ineffa did”, and even blame a game mode for broader meta shifts: “I blame Milliastra Wonderland for all the current Lunar Reaction shill and the Quicken erasure going on in the meta 🕊️”. Their reasoning style is strongly Thinking: they break down concepts like ‘wheelchairing’ with impersonal explanation — “when we say a character is getting wheelchaired, it means a strong duo or trio of characters… do most of the work DMG wise, allowing any random or weak DPS… to function because the team is carrying them hard (+)” — and frequently critique design/balance choices such as “They really need to buff Varka because wtf 😭😭😭”, even when emotionally invested. On Judging vs Perceiving, they come off as more Perceiving: they experiment compulsively and improvise rather than present rigid structures, e.g. “Did I just spend 10 minutes of my life doing rotations non stop just to check how much DPS my Overload DPS Thoma team does? Yes. Do I regret? I'm afraid I don't”, and casually pick up a “new toxic game” without much prior planning: “I might have started playing a new toxic game 😔”. Their content style is exploratory and off‑meta — “Expect it to be oriented towards off meta with some meta stuff indeed” — which fits the flexible, option‑keeping nature of a P type more than the structured closure of a J. Altogether, an analytical, meta‑focused, shy but playful experimenter who loves dissecting systems and trying weird builds lines up best with INTP.

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Genshin off-meta enjoyer & Abyss lab rat. Turning cursed comps into YouTube clears since the day my chest once shattered a pair of glasses.– @ShimetsuOni

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal base to capture the unhinged grind of endless Abyss runs and DPS tests, like when he says he’s been “turning my hatred for two characters into content” in “This is coming soon to the channel lol Turning my hatred for two characters into content and using teams that make them underperform...”. Blood orange liqueur adds a dramatic, slightly bitter sweetness that fits his flair for overreacting to buffs, bricked accounts and banner luck, such as “Fully bricked my account sucessfully Oh Queensha... They will never make me hate you”. Blue curaçao represents the loud, colorful Genshin obsession and Traveler love, echoing “Reaching +90k DPS with Traveler Overload lmao I love that they finally decided to give him so well deserved buffs” and his constant theorycraft-lite experiments. The spicy ginger beer is the kick of chaotic, unserious energy and occasional salt, like his ongoing Mualani slander and coping in “I really don't want to push the anti Mualani agenda anymore, but this team still cleared this floor faster than my Mualani😭”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is there because he’s self-described “Himbo and Unserious,” and nothing says sparkly, over-the-top birthday-boy energy like threatening to celebrate with C6 Illuga, as in “Dude I'm becoming 25 in 4 days... if anyone wants to fund the way to a C6 Illuga to celebrate this ancient elder's long ass trajectory, I won't be holding anyone back (Don't do it)”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong analytical streak and a love of breaking systems apart, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw. They constantly test and measure team performance in detail, like when they write about a specific DPS comparison: “This Ifa team deals 7k DPS less than Varka's best team (3 cost) while being a 2 cost team (C1 Durin, no 5 star weapons, Ifa being a 4 star DPS Support hybrid)” and when they happily admit to spending serious time on damage testing: “Did I just spend 10 minutes of my life doing rotations non stop just to check how much DPS my Overload DPS Thoma team does? Yes. Do I regret? I'm afraid I don't”. They also show a meta-awareness and theorycraft-adjacent mindset, even if self-deprecating, by building a DPS checker to support new content types: “Doing this because I want to make new types of content and certain DPS checker is definitely coming off handy since I don't know shit about theorycrafting no matter how hard I try 🤡”. The way they define jargon and explain concepts for others, such as their clear explanation of “wheelchairing” in team comps: “when we say a character is getting wheelchaired, it means a strong duo or trio of characters from the team (usually off fielders) do most of the work DMG wise, allowing any random or weak DPS or on fielders to function because the team is carrying them hard (+)”, shows a teacherly, explanatory bent typical of Ravenclaw. While they clearly have humor and passion, the core throughline is curiosity, experimentation, and system-understanding rather than pure ambition (Slytherin) or bravery (Gryffindor), making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A fitting song for Shimi is “IDGAF” by Dua Lipa, because their timeline is a mix of unapologetic chaos, self-aware humor, and not being afraid to be loud about their opinions. They call themselves "Himbo and Unserious" in their bio and openly joke about their pulls and account decisions, like “Fully bricked my account sucessfully Oh Queensha... They will never make me hate you”, which matches the song’s confident, shrug-it-off energy. They also embrace controversial or off-meta takes and then double down with humor, such as “Turning my hatred for two characters into content and using teams that make them underperform... Simply genius and all part of my evil plan”. Even when they’re annoyed at the game or the meta, like “Back to threatening this game I guess”, they keep a playful, defiant tone instead of genuine despair. Overall, the song’s theme of setting boundaries while staying bold and unbothered mirrors how Shimi navigates Genshin drama, meta discourse, and their own content with a mix of care, attitude, and humor.

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