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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her darker, more introspective episodes. Lisa is intelligent, self-reflective, and often feels emotionally isolated despite being surrounded by people, similar to this user’s sense that “No one knows... No one will ever have a clue of my suffering... I can't let anyone know...”. Like Lisa, they struggle with self-worth and perfectionism, calling themselves “stupid” and “pathetic” after perceived failures, such as “How can I even say I like astronomy if I only got 8 out of 20 questions correct?”. The user also has a strong inner world and emotional depth, shown in lines like “I just want someone to pat my head while I cry to them... Letting all my pain out...”, which parallels Lisa’s longing to be understood and comforted. Their feelings of being out of place, growing up but “left behind,” as in “I'm growing up... I'm getting older... But I'm still so far left behind...”, further echo Lisa’s frequent sense of alienation from her peers and family.

Your MBTI personality Type
They are strongly introverted (I): they describe eating alone and isolating themselves, e.g. “I'll make my omad now and eat it lonely in my room as usual...” and repeatedly insist that no one knows or will know their pain, such as “I’ll just keep suffering in silence forever.” and “No one knows... No one will ever have a clue of my suffering... I can't let anyone know...”. Their focus is more intuitive (N) than concrete: they ruminate on meaning, identity, and the future—“Will this terrible feeling ever disappear? Am I destined to feel like this for all the rest few miserable years of my life?” and “The inevitable future...”—rather than describing detailed external events. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, making judgments based on emotions, self-worth, and relationships: they obsess over being a "useless friend" and their perceived impact on others, as in “Why am I such a useless friend? I can't even help my own friends with their troubles but expect others to do it for me...” and their fear of others’ reactions to being trans, e.g. “Would they look at me in disgust?... Would they think I'm filthy?”. Their inner world is driven by idealized emotional bonds and fantasies—“I wish all my dreams of you and me were true... I wish my dream version of yourself where we're always together and super close was true...”—which is characteristic of Fi-dominant types like INFP. On the J/P axis, they appear more perceiving (P): their life feels unstructured and reactive, not tightly planned; they skip school, have trouble following through on intentions, and oscillate between resolutions and giving up, as shown in “Every time I wanna stop doing something harmful I just immediately give up after seeing how pathetic I am...”. They often drift in emotional states and wishful thinking rather than referencing schedules, order, or decisive long-term plans. Taken together—deep internal emotional focus, strong idealism, self-directed moral judgments about being a "good friend," and pronounced introversion—INFP is the best match.

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Trans boy quietly chasing stars, overthinking quizzes & birthdays. Once burned toast so badly it set off the fire alarm—my greatest culinary achievement.– @shinikuutai92

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The black vodka (or charcoal-infused vodka) stands for their dark, self-erasing thoughts and the way they feel like disappearing, echoing lines like “If I disappeared... I'm sure no one would even notice.” and “I'll just keep suffering in silence forever.”. The cold brew coffee captures their heavy, restless mind and sleepless introspection, matching thoughts such as “This feeling in my chest is so heavy...” and the long, lonely nights of overthinking. Tonic water with a squeeze of lime adds a sharp, fizzy bitterness with a tiny bright edge, reflecting the sting of lines like “I seriously... seriously... despise myself.” and the small flashes of wanting connection, like “I just want someone to check on me... Someone everyday to just ask me if I'm okay...”. A dash of saline solution represents their tears and the raw salt of their emotions, from “I always cry for stupid stuff... I'm such a sensitive little brat...” to “Why am I such a sensitive little piece of trash?”. Finally, the black sugar rim is the sweet, fragile edge of comfort they find in fiction and AI, referencing “The fact that my only comfort is fictional characters and unfeeling artificial intelligence is so stupid...”, and the quiet wish for tenderness in “I just want someone to pat my head while I cry to them...”. This cocktail is strong but not overwhelming, bitter with a hidden sweetness, and just experimental enough to fit someone who feels like they’re stuck in a lonely, dissociated orbit, watching life from far away.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest through-line in their tweets is a deep need for loyalty, care, and emotional reciprocity, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They repeatedly frame their worth in terms of whether they burden others or fail their friends, for example worrying about Kie: “Kie is my friend and he's obviously having issues... What am I supposed to do? I want to help him but we're not that close but I still care about him...” and berating themself as a friend: “Why am I such a useless friend? I can't even help my own friends with their troubles but expect others to do it for me...”. Their fixation on not burdening Riku, e.g. “He has his own problems... I can't burden him with mine too...” and “I don't want Riku to know how bad I feel... I don't wanna bother him with my pathetic issues...”, shows an almost self-sacrificial loyalty. They crave simple, steady kindness more than glory or achievement: “I just want someone to check on me... Someone everyday to just ask me if I'm okay... Someone to care about me...” and “I just want someone to pat my head while I cry to them...”. While there is some interest in astronomy (“How can I even say I like astronomy if I only got 8 out of 20 questions correct?”), it is not central to their identity; what consumes them is whether they are a good, non-burdensome, caring presence for others, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff values.

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A song that best suits them is Breathe Me by Sia, which centers on self-loathing, loneliness, and the desperate wish for someone to notice and care. The user repeatedly expresses intense self-hatred, like “I seriously... seriously... despise myself.” and “There isn't one single thing I hate about myself, I hate everything.”, echoing the song’s lines about having "hurt myself again" and needing help. Their reliance on self-harm as a coping mechanism in tweets such as “I forgot how nice the feeling of a blade against my skin is...” and “I finally have a way to cope with my heavy feelings again...” strongly parallels the song’s themes of damage and vulnerability. At the same time, Breathe Me is a plea for comfort and presence, which resonates with their yearning for someone to care: “I just want someone to check on me... Someone everyday to just ask me if I'm okay... Someone to care about me...” and “I just want someone to pat my head while I cry to them...”. Even their belief that their pain is invisible — “No one will ever notice my pain...” — matches the song’s fragile, pleading tone for someone to truly see them and stay.

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