Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love for followers with phrases like “I love you guys sm you're all so nice kiss kiss kiss”.
- Socially Active: Continuously seeks interaction and community engagement, even when “scared to interact”.
- Grateful: Shows appreciation for positive experiences, such as having a “good day” with friends and media.
- Passionate: Displays intense enthusiasm for interests like Evangelion, calling himself the “#1 shinji fan”.
- Family Oriented: Enjoys spending time with family, noting he was “hanging out with my mama” and misses her.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: Engages in and validates dangerous behavior, describing himself as a “Sty/bean cutter”.
- Suicidal Ideation: Repeatedly discusses plans for ending his life, even “aiming to kill myself or atleast try to next month”.
- Disordered Eating: Struggles with cycles of binging and starving, feeling distressed that he “can't even label it”.
- Academic Distress: Admits to “failing miserably” in school and experiencing extreme stress regarding his education.
- Poor Self-Image: Expresses deep self-loathing, calling himself “fat, gay, trans, suicidal, and have an ed”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Max mirrors the deeply existential and sensitive nature of Lisa Simpson, often feeling alienated and burdened by intense emotional struggles. Like Lisa when she is depressed, Max expresses a desire to be remembered, tweeting, “I hope when i die im never forgotten”, reflecting a search for meaning in a world that feels cold. He shares Lisa’s academic pressure and fear of failure, noting he is “so horrified of school and im failing miserably”. Additionally, his internal conflict regarding identity and body image is captured when he laments, “How am I fat, gay, trans, suicidal, and have an ed holy pick a struggle”. Ultimately, both share a profound sense of “feeling rly bad recently” while trying to maintain connections with those they love.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Max exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary activities like Minecraft and a self-described fear of interaction, stating he is “too scared to interact with anyone on here”. His Intuition (N) is seen in his focus on abstract feelings of identity and future existential dread, such as when he reflects, “I don’t want to die but I hate being alive more than the idea of death”. Max is a clear Feeling (F) type, making decisions based on intense emotional states and a deep need for validation, often tweeting things like “I feel so lonely I don’t know why”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is shown through a lack of structure and struggle with consistency, evidenced by his confession: “I don't stick to one ever... it makes me feel awful that I can't even label it”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Miniso Evangelion watch? Because someone wants to get their hands on you soooooo baddddddd.
- Forget the Applebee's ads—I’d much rather spend my time watching you build a Minecraft house or mastering Mongolian throat singing.
- I'd never let you flop on my timeline; I'd even help you rush in the morning just to make sure you have a successful day.
- Is your name Shinji? Because even if the world was ending, I'd still get in the robot just to be your pilot.
- I promise I’m way better than a Barnes & Noble trip; how about we skip the church service and go straight to the bookstore together?
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Digital artist and dedicated Evangelion enthusiast. When I’m not building in Minecraft or catching the latest at the cinema, I’m mastering the art of the perfect OMAD.– @Shinjislover
Your signature cocktail
The 404 Evangelion Glitch
This drink is as complex and contradictory as Max, who describes himself as “fat, gay, trans, suicidal, and have an ed holy pick a struggle”. The blue base and espresso reflect someone who is “#1 shinji fan” yet “soso sleepy” and “always tired”. The bitter notes mirror his darker struggles, like when he admits, “I don't want to die but I hate being alive more than the idea of death”, while the popping candy captures his sudden bursts of 14-year-old excitement over “tpot 21 tickets”. It’s an experimental, high-strung cocktail served in a glass that feels more “homey than my room”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Max consistently exhibits the Hufflepuff traits of loyalty and kindness, frequently expressing deep affection for his online community with tweets like “I love you guys sm you're all so nice kiss kiss kiss”. Despite his personal struggles, he prioritizes the feelings of others and worries about appearing exclusionary, noting, “I hate when I don't get a notification that someone followed me so I look evil because I didn't follow them back”. His nurturing nature is further evidenced by his habit of wishing his followers well, such as when he says, “I hope u all sleep well and have a good morning!!!”. This dedication to maintaining social harmony and showing genuine appreciation for his 'moots' aligns him strongly with the values of Helga Hufflepuff.
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Creep - Radiohead
The song's core themes of feeling like a 'weirdo' and possessing a 'perfect body' mirror Max’s intense struggle with identity and body image, particularly his desire to reach an extremely low weight. He frequently expresses deep-seated feelings of inadequacy and self-loathing, tweeting “My cuts are so lame and shallow I don't even belong on this stupid app” and questioning his place in the world. His hyper-fixation on the anime Evangelion—a series famously centered on existential dread and the desire for social acceptance—further aligns with the song's alienated tone. Max often shares a sense of physical and emotional exhaustion, such as when he says, “I hate living and I'm in constant pain everything hurts always I feel like I'm constantly dying”, reflecting the song's melancholic hopelessness. Ultimately, the lyrics 'I wish I was special' resonate with his desperate search for belonging within online communities while feeling fundamentally “lonely” and “horrified” of his reality.
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