shinoSqueak
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green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Appreciation: Expresses a nuanced aesthetic preference for “older movies where it has this sort of grainy texture” and notes how warm coloring aids immersion.
- Empathetic Observation: Reflects on gender dynamics and mutual humanization by questioning “why” men and women struggle to see each other's humanity regardless of attractiveness.
- Appreciative Nature: Shows gratitude for small gestures of kindness, stating it “feels like all is right in the world” when a seller leaves a nice note.
- Intellectual Curiosity: Shows an interest in global culture and sociology by wondering “what animes are popular in france”.
- Animal Lover: Frequently engages with nature, noting that “birds are so smart” and observing specific traits in different dog breeds.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Over-Sharing: Frequently posts crude or highly explicit sexual thoughts about characters and memes, such as “that among us porn has me acting unwise”.
- Lack of Filter: Makes highly controversial and potentially offensive jokes regarding historical figures, specifically labeling “hitler: uke Mussolini: seme”.
- Poor Time Management: Admits to delaying others with repetitive excuses like “just give me a second bro... ill be there soon” despite being on the way.
- Online Dependency: Self-identifies as a “chronically online ftm” and admits to being distracted by internet opinions.
- Aggressive Communication: Uses hostile language toward inanimate objects or minor inconveniences, telling a computer to “get the fuck off my computer you ugly beast”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Reese matches Bart Simpson due to their chaotic, 'edgelord' sense of humor and a tendency to post shocking content just to see the reaction. Much like Bart’s prank calls and rebellious nature, Reese engages in crude commentary such as “that among us porn has me acting unwise” and bizarre historical roleplay like “hitler: uke Mussolini: seme hirohito: seke”. They embrace the lifestyle of a troublemaker who is “chronically online”, often blurring the lines between irony and genuine obsession. Despite the crude exterior, there is a certain adolescent whimsy present when they discuss things like “blonde religious femboy with a bobcut” or “how do people draw porn i keep taking laps around my house”. Ultimately, Reese’s digital persona is defined by the same Eat My Shorts attitude that made Bart a counter-culture icon.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Reese demonstrates Introversion through a self-described 'chronically online' lifestyle and solitary hobbies like VNs and drawing, evidenced by their excitement when “taking laps around my house” instead of sharing with others. Their Intuition is clear in their tendency to find abstract patterns in mundane things, such as claiming “The world is kinda like minecraft... if you think about it...” or imagining animal patterns for characters. They lean toward Feeling, prioritizing personal aesthetic values and emotional immersion, notably when discussing how older movies evoke “the feeling of looking back on a memory”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in their chaotic, spontaneous humor and lack of a rigid schedule, often making jokes about being late like “just give me a second bro... ill be there soon bro”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a machine translation of an obscure visual novel? Because I’m spending all night trying to decipher the beautiful mystery that is you.
- I'd never ask you for an orange, because I already know our vibe is perfectly in sync.
- If we were both in an old movie, the warm coloring and grainy texture would make this moment feel like a memory I’d want to replay forever.
- I promise I’m not just 'aura farming' when I say that you’re the only baddy I’m looking for—no North Korean secrecy required.
- You can drop the avoidant attachment style with me; I’d much rather just call you mine than call you a tsundere.
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Your new Twitter bio
Reese | Chronically online ftm navigating the intersection of VNs, Enstars, and grain-textured cinema. Once declined an orange from a talking English cat.– @shinoSqueak
Your signature cocktail
The Chronically Online Yaoi Essence
This experimental drink captures a vibe that is purely 'chronically online ftm,' utilizing a brandy base because “i kinda wanna know what animes are popular in france”. The muddled lettuce and matcha add a 'healthy' green hue inspired by the user “Enjoying some lettuce . Healthy!”, while the bitters provide a vintage texture for someone who loves “older movies where it has this sort of grainy texture”. Finally, it’s topped with a smoked slime syrup, because as we know, they'd “fuck the shit out of that slime” and find everything from world leaders to hot dogs “evil as fuck” or inherently yuri.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Reese demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of being unapologetically bold and provocative to establish their own social rules and hierarchy, such as when they declare, "if u a dude you cant be calling yourself a yumeshipper you need to be a waifuist (husbandoist?) i dont make the rules". Their resourcefulness and willingness to challenge powerful figures for personal amusement or belief is evident in their call to action: "@netanyahu lets fight". Furthermore, they exhibit a cunning and somewhat cynical wit regarding online subcultures, noting that "worst thing about being a chronically online ftm is having to see the opinions of other chronically online ftms". This combination of ambition for social influence and a sharp, exclusionary sense of humor aligns perfectly with the house of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Hyperpop - The Garden
Reese's online presence is a chaotic, post-ironic blend of niche subcultures, transgender identity, and surreal humor that mirrors the experimental nature of The Garden. They identify as a “chronically online ftm” whose feed oscillates between absurdist historical shipping like “hitler: uke Mussolini: seme” and hyper-fixations on fujoshi culture. The frantic energy of the song matches their habit of “taking laps around my house in excitement” while drawing anime girls. Their blunt, unfiltered commentary on everything from “north korea probably got hella baddies” to sexualized Mii characters fits the avant-garde, boundary-pushing spirit of the track perfectly.
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