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The user constantly apologizes for existing and feels like a background character, as shown in tweets like "i cant sleep and i have to apologize to everyone" and "i want to be a background character… stop looking at me". They also express deep self‑loathing and suicidal thoughts, for example "I don’t have the gall to tell my family I have nothing and noone to look forward to anymore" and "i am literally hitler." Heavy drinking and self‑destructive behavior appear throughout, with lines such as "More alcohol tonight; cheladas…" and "grabbed a beer and started pissing off the porch". These traits map closely onto Moe Szyslak, Springfield’s perpetually depressed, alcoholic bartender who frequently feels worthless, calls himself a loser, and wishes to be invisible. Moe’s role as a background figure in the town and his constant self‑deprecation make him the Simpsons character that best mirrors the user’s pattern of self‑apology, despair, and reliance on alcohol.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introverted: The account constantly reflects inner turmoil and rarely engages in outward social chatter, e.g., 'i cant sleep and i have to apologize to everyone' and 'i feel like i need to stay low priority for my own sake.' Intuitive: They use abstract, metaphorical language and focus on feelings and possibilities, such as 'the way i talk is so allusive and context based' and 'Misera vita, misera anima.' Feeling: Decisions are driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like 'I think I just need someone who can positively and negatively affirm me' and 'I feel guilty for existing.' Perceiving: Their style is spontaneous, unstructured, and resistant to planning, shown by 'i’m terrible at waiting and being patient' and 'i’m bored as fuck i am going to bed.' Together these traits point to an INFP profile.

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Marine biology nerd, HEMA hobbyist, gamer & music lover. I once tried to train my goldfish to do push-ups. Expect daily quirks & occasional existential rants.– @Shinotsuki_XIII

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The drink is called Midnight Apology #13, a nod to the user’s constant apologetic tone and the XIII in their handle. Its deep black color comes from black rum and a touch of activated charcoal, echoing the haunting guilt the user describes: "in bed with that haunting, fear inducing guilt again. i feel like i have to constantly apologize for existing". A bitter splash of Fernet-Branca adds an unsettling edge that mirrors the self‑critical mantra: "You should second guess everything; NO they do not want to talk to you, NO they do not appreciate your presence, NO you will not make an impact. YES you are just another face, YES there is someone to take your place, YES you are going to live like this forever.". A drizzle of honey syrup offers a fleeting sweetness, reminiscent of the yearning to be unnoticed yet cared for, as in "i want to be a background character… stop looking at me. don’t invest your time into me… don’t waste what you have left". Finally, a dash of lavender bitters gives the drink a quirky, off‑beat twist, reflecting the user’s denpa‑freak personality and love for odd, unsettling humor.

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The user constantly apologizes for existing, saying "i feel like i have to constantly apologize for existing" and "i can't sleep and i have to apologize to everyone", showing a deep desire to be accepted and not cause trouble, a hallmark of Hufflepuff's loyalty and empathy. They also express a wish to stay low‑priority or be a background character, "i want to be a background character… stop looking at me", indicating a self‑effacing, supportive attitude. Their repeated self‑deprecation and need for affirmation, "i think I just need someone who can positively and negatively affirm me into being normal", reflects Hufflepuff's caring nature. While they experience intense emotions, these traits align most closely with Hufflepuff's values of kindness, patience, and loyalty.

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The recurring references to self‑harm and feeling broken, such as "my scars r so coole ilove my cuts" and "i cut again but i havent shaved my arms", mirror the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". Their constant guilt and need to apologize for existing, for example "i have to constantly apologize for existing", aligns with the song’s confession "the needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting". The hopelessness expressed in "I don't have the gall to tell my family I have nothing and noone to look forward to anymore" reflects the chorus "What have I become?". Their desire to be invisible, as in "i am a background character… stop looking at me" and "I feel like I need to stay low priority", matches the bleak introspection of the track. Overall, the raw, anguished tone of "Hurt" captures the user’s emotional landscape.

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