
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Molly aligns closely with Lisa Simpson due to her intense intellectual fixations on alternative media and her strong identification with being a social outlier. Much like Lisa's passion for jazz and activism, Molly displays a deep, analytical devotion to her interests, specifically the show Yellowjackets, even joking about how she is “thinking about misty quigley #lesbianism” while at work. She shares Lisa’s sense of feeling misunderstood by the general public, noted when she says “nobody at mayhem ball knows i’m user shipmqns”. Furthermore, her curated list of musical influences like Phoebe Bridgers and Radiohead mirrors Lisa's sophisticated, somewhat melancholic taste, and she expresses a Lisa-esque hyper-fixation by admitting “curly hair sophie thatcher lives in my mind rent free”. Ultimately, her blend of dry humor, niche fandom engagement, and ironic self-awareness captures the essence of a modern, 20-year-old Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Molly leans toward Introversion, frequently mentioning her social anxiety and solitary habits, such as “waking up at 3am” and feeling like “the most annoying person you know” when entering new social spaces. Her Intuition is evident in her focus on fictional theories and AU (alternate universe) ideas, like her theory that “melissa wears the hat all the time to cover the fact her frontal lobe fell out”. As a Feeling type, her posts are driven by intense emotional attachments to characters, exemplified by her stating, “i love her so bad you guys don’t understand”. Finally, her Perceiving nature is shown through her self-admitted lack of organization, often tweeting “hello i’m still here i just forget to post” and sleeping through scheduled events like “concert tickets release”.

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Passionate about television narratives and female-led drama. From analyzing Yellowjackets character arcs to attending Mayhem Ball, I value media that moves us.– @shipmqns

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Molly’s chaotic fixation on Yellowjackets and her unapologetic wlw identity. The smoky mezcal base honors her observation, “i just know she used to burn ants with a magnifying glass as a kid”, while the pink floral notes represent her devotion to “babygirlism”. It’s a strong, experimental drink served in a vintage glass to toast to “mistynat canon” and the tragedy of the teen timeline. Finally, a dash of bitters is added because she’s “gonna be sick” over the show’s emotional weight.

Your Hogwarts House
Molly consistently exhibits the Hufflepuff values of loyalty and dedication to her community, often expressing deep emotional attachment to her friends and fandom interests. She frequently uses her platform to foster connections, such as when she launched a “#moothunt | #promotwt !” to find new mutuals, or when she celebrated community milestones by thanking her followers for “400 followers thank u!!!!”. Her kindness and vulnerability are evident in how she checks in after absences, tweeting “hey moots i’m still here just took a short break !”, showcasing a desire to maintain steady, fair relationships. Furthermore, her passion for her favorite characters is rooted in a sense of protective devotion rather than a desire for power, seen when she notes “jackie taylor you will live on forever”. Ultimately, her focus on inclusivity, shared fixations, and interpersonal warmth aligns perfectly with the house of the badger.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Molly's identity as a proud member of the lesbian community who finds joy and belonging in queer spaces. Molly explicitly lists Chappell Roan as one of the “15 artists to get to know” her, and her bio humorously leans into her identity with the line “i’ve never even met a gay person before.” Much like the song's themes of escaping to a place where one can truly be themselves, Molly finds community in 'yjtwt,' even celebrating pride month by tweeting “happy pride month little gay people in my phone.” Her deep investment in sapphic media and artists makes this anthem of queer liberation and dance-pop energy her ideal match.

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