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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of edgy humor, rebellion, and a tendency to stir up trouble online. Their bio and tone suggest a teenager who’s self-aware but deliberately provocative, like when they joke about their mental state and virginity in “>be me >almost 2026 >never really had a bad mental state for a prolonged amount of time >obviously still has my virginity”. They display Bart-like contrarianism and shitposting energy, especially in discourse-heavy posts such as “>comparing drawings to csam” and “>'omg why r people turning this into proshipping discourse' ??????????????????????????????????????????????????im??????fucking????????confused???????????????????”. Their chaotic, meme-heavy posting and gleeful antagonism, seen in lines like “WHERE THE FUCK AM I” and “SUSSED AT 100 EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME”](https://x.com/shitassracist1/status/2002180525830668578), fit Bart’s prankster persona. At the same time, the effort they put into art and comics, such as “saint denis cop (first time drawing something this big)” and “havent really made another comic because the last one took a whole day, heres the title of it tho”, hints at a creative side beneath the snark, which also aligns with Bart when he’s more earnest or serious.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their bio mentions “priv stuff” and they talk about a private account and small mutual circles, e.g. “gonna improve alot of the character designs and probably make it better now that i found out how to invite people onto my priv”, and “rt for mutuals”, suggesting a preference for a tighter, curated social sphere rather than broad social outreach. Their style is more Intuition (N) than Sensing: they fixate on abstract/online-culture debates and moral categories rather than concrete details, such as arguing about comparisons of drawings vs CSAM in “>comparing drawings to csam” and “>comparing child sexual abuse material to lolisho”, and philosophizing about ‘proshipping discourse’ in “im??????fucking????????confused???????????????????”. They appear strongly Thinking (T): their responses are blunt and combative rather than conciliatory, like “this has gotta be the worst attempt at deflection for the whole new year” and “fuck away from jaks you tourist”, emphasizing argument and critique over emotional harmony. The Perceiving (P) preference shows in their spontaneous, somewhat chaotic posting and lack of evident long‑term planning; they note not making comics consistently because one “took a whole day” in “havent really made another comic because the last one took a whole day” and they suddenly announce shifts like “dont really care about my fuckass main im free im at peace now i can flip to a whole new chapter”. Overall, the combination of introverted online focus, abstract/ideological discourse, sharp logical critique, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle fits INTP best.

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Comic maker & art gremlin trying to beat Geometry Dash and deadlines. Once spent a whole day on one page—still proud of it. Opinions are my own.– @shitassracist1

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This cocktail hits hard and fast with overproof white rum, matching the chaotic, unfiltered energy of tweets like “WHERE THE FUCK AM I” and the all-caps shift into a “whole new chapter” in “don't really care about my fuckass main im free im at peace now i can flip to a whole new chapter”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sharp, tangy sweetness for the mix of edge and genuine enthusiasm in “SUSSED AT 100 EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME” and the playful self-mythologizing of “>be me ... >lean green eatin aryan war machine”. Tonic water with a dash of salt brings bitterness and a slightly medicinal vibe, mirroring their willingness to jump into messy discourse like “>'omg why r people turning this into proshipping discourse' ??????????????????????????????????????????????????im??????fucking????????confused???????????????????” and the arguments over “>comparing drawings to csam”. The charcoal-black sugar rim represents their "art and priv stuff" anonymity and the dark, edgy aesthetics in posts like “did the glowies shadownish me” and “twitter sussed me”. Finally, a lime peel twist on top nods to their humor and self-aware shitposting, as seen in visual bits like “imp and chud” and the casual sign-off in “good night”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of edge, contrarianism, and self‑preservation. They embrace a provocative, adversarial persona and online infighting, as seen in posts like “this has gotta be the worst attempt at deflection for the whole new year” and “fuck away from jaks you tourist”, which suggest territorial defensiveness and a willingness to pick fights to defend their in‑group. Their repeated engagement in heated discourse about taboo topics, including “>comparing child sexual abuse material to lolisho” and “>'omg why r people turning this into proshipping discourse' ????????? ... im??????fucking????????confused???????????????????”, shows comfort operating in morally gray, controversial spaces rather than seeking harmony. They also exhibit a self‑mythologizing, image‑conscious streak, calling themselves a “lean green eatin aryan war machine” in “>be me >almost 2026 ... >lean green eatin aryan war machine” and celebrating a new account as a fresh chapter in “don't really care about my fuckass main im free im at peace now i can flip to a whole new chapter”, which fits Slytherin’s concern with identity and reinvention. While there are hints of camaraderie and creativity (e.g., sharing art and comics), the dominant pattern is strategic edginess, in‑group protection, and navigating conflict with a sharp tongue, all of which align more with Slytherin than with the other houses.

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A well-known song that fits them is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, which captures chaotic, rebellious youth energy with a mix of irony and angst. Their timeline is full of edgy, irreverent posts and in-jokes, like “>be me >almost 2026 >never really had a bad mental state for a prolonged amount of time >obviously still has my virginity >no gf but still >lean green eatin aryan war machine”, which mirrors the song’s sarcastic, frustrated take on adolescence and identity. The account’s embrace of being “sussed” and shadowbanned, as in “twitter sussed me” and “did the glowies shadownish me”, aligns with the song’s anti-establishment, alienated tone. Their mix of shitposting and self-aware commentary, seen in “i fucking hate how badly xitterfied the term chud is like i might be behaving like a nusoi but its really annoying idc”, fits the track’s blend of cynicism and playfulness. Even their art/comic grind, with posts like “havent really made another comic because the last one took a whole day”, reflects the messy, DIY, creative energy that Smells Like Teen Spirit has come to represent for online, terminally-online teens and young adults.

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