shitcunt_balls
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: They state blunt, uncensored opinions like 'go fuck yourself' and 'i hate seeing people happy go fuck yourself', showing they won't hide their voice.
- Playful: Their repeated cartoon crushes ('im in love with karen from spongebob') and absurd self-comparisons ('im the lebron of wordle') show a strong silly streak that entertains followers.
- Resilient: Despite being 'jobless and broke' they keep posting, begging, and making jokes ('im single and lonely and chopped and jobless and broke and gay'), which indicates persistence rather than withdrawing.
- Meme-literate: Frequent referents to gaming culture, Steam, Jeff Nippard, Wordle and Roblox ('GABEN!!!!', 'i love lebron james and roblox') show deep fluency with internet subcultures.
- Emotionally candid: They share raw admissions like being on medication and sleeping too long ('update on this im on medication...'; 'i slept for like 15 hours'), revealing real feelings behind the act.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Repeated calls like 'kill everyone' and 'we have to destroy the world' can alienate people and are used to shock rather than communicate, as seen across multiple tweets.
- Inconsistent: They flip-flop between wanting things and rejecting help ('NVM I DONT NEED ANYONE TO BUY ME SHIT LMAOOOO' vs. 'any amount of robux works really'), which undermines credibility.
- Self-deprecating instability: Frequent mentions of being 'jobless and broke' or dramatic 'i am anonymous charred remains on the highway' suggest impulsive, potentially harmful dramatization of struggles.
- Attention-seeking: E-begging for Robux and CSGO knives ('please buy me elden ring nightreign', 'for pride month please give me 2000 robux') shows a dependency on public attention for needs and validation.
- Edgy to a fault: Jokes that cross lines ('we should behead all labubus', 'kill everyone', 'support smoking while pregnant') risk real-world backlash and misinterpretation.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best match: prankish, provocative, attention-hungry and often gleefully offensive. This account posts the same kind of taunts and chaos ('go fuck yourself', 'kill everyone', 'we should bring back cool pirates'), plus a juvenile delight in stirring trouble and seeking laughs, which is pure Bart energy rather than the moralizing of Lisa or the cluelessness of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
ESFP fits: they are highly extroverted and performative (constantly seeking reactions — 'come on bro 0 likes this was a good tweet'), sensory/experiential (obsessions with games, skins, food and sleep: 'i just had a plate of yummy food', 'i slept for like 15 hours'), feeling-driven (open about loneliness and queer identity: 'im single and lonely... gay', 'for pride month please give me 2000 robux'), and perceiving/impulsive (flip-flopping between wants and denials: 'NVM I DONT NEED ANYONE TO BUY ME SHIT LMAOOOO' vs. begging for Robux). The stream-of-consciousness, immediate-post style shows a live-in-the-moment temperament rather than long-term planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you're the 'LeBron of Wordle', baby, consider me bench-warming until you need a rebound — can I be your assist?
- I don't have a CS:GO knife, but I do have a heart with maxed-out skins — want to trade?
- Are you Karen from SpongeBob? Because every time I see you, my day gets unreasonably dramatic and 100% sweeter.
- I can't buy you Robux, but I can be your VIP fan — free hype for life if you let me sit in your 'evil cave' with you.
- Call me GABEN, because I'll make whatever you want affordable — starting with a date and an Elden Ring DLC.
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Your new Twitter bio
Self-proclaimed 'third best' | Gamer & meme chef | Plankton+Karen stan, Wordle flexer, CSGO skin enthusiast | Proud lesbian, currently between jobs | Professional chaos, occasional honesty– @shitcunt_balls
Your signature cocktail
Ravenous Nightcap
This drink is caffeinated, salty-sweet and a little spicy — just like the account's late-night, edgy energy. The espresso vodka and cola fuel their gamer/nighter vibe ('every like 15 minutes the scent of cigarette smoke magically conjures in my nose... i need it so bad'), coffee liqueur hints at constant wakefulness for gaming and drama, and black glitter nods to their 'evil cave' aesthetic and ravenous handle. It's flashy, slightly unhealthy, and photogenic for begging tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin suits them because their posts blend ambition, self-preservation, and a willingness to be ruthless for attention or advantage — for example, they openly solicit goods and praise ('any amount of robux works really. please i need this') and claim they'd run society better ('they should let me run society i would make everything a lot better'). Their flair for dramatic, boundary-pushing statements ('we have to destroy the world') and clever maneuvering in online clout spaces is very Slytherin rather than Gryffindor heroics or Ravenclaw detachment.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
The song's raw, angsty rebellion and sloppy youth-culture energy fits tweets like 'i hate seeing people happy go fuck yourself', 'everyone has to die' and the performative, tired-but-defiant tone of 'im single and lonely and chopped and jobless and broke and gay'. The grunge-era mix of nihilism and cult fandom mirrors their mixture of despair and brash online bravado.
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