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@ShitpostRock embodies the cynical, elitist spirit of Jeff Albertson, better known as Comic Book Guy, through his constant dismissal of modern media and defense of "true" canon. Much like the character’s famous "Worst. Episode. Ever." catchphrase, the user frequently pans popular titles, claiming “If you genuinely think Demon souls and Silent hill 2 remakes are good you are in a dire need of a lobotomy” and asserting that “99% OF VIDEOGAME REMAKES ARE BAD”. He exhibits a deep-seated obsession with lore accuracy and "anti-tourist" gatekeeping, particularly regarding Warhammer 40k, where he complains about developers who “blatantly rewrite the lore, and disrespect existing canon”. From his hyper-fixation on specific physical archetypes to his dismissive attitude toward "normies," he mirrors the Simpsons character’s role as the ultimate pedantic, counter-cultural hobbyist.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rock Solid exhibits Extroversion (E) through high-volume engagement with their 200k followers and frequent livestreaming, evidenced by “i'm going to Alice... come and hang out”. Their Intuition (N) is clear in their focus on media theory and subverting tropes, as seen in “I love when a once subversive trope gets so overused that not doing it becomes subversive”. They lead with Thinking (T), prioritizing logic and blunt critique over social harmony, exemplified by their dismissive stance on remakes: “If you genuinely think Demon souls and Silent hill 2 remakes are good you are in a dire need of a lobotomy”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through a diverse, spontaneous range of interests and a contrarian attitude toward established rules, such as their critique of modern gaming constraints in “stripping away the context, limits, and creative struggle... replaces art born of constraint”.

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Content creator and critic of modern gaming trends. Once spent three days arguing that water intake is a conspiracy. Building a legacy for my future hapa son.– @ShitpostRock

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This drink starts with a Polish vodka base to honor his bio's flags, serving as a strong foundation for a guy who thinks “Being a petite girl enjoyer in 2026 is worse than being a Jew in 1940”. The bitter Campari reflects his disdain for modern gaming, specifically how “99% OF VIDEOGAME REMAKES ARE BAD” and his general fatigue toward 'western shitlibs.' We add a splash of 'Holy Water' for his Vatican flag and his tendency to “sit my GOYIM ASS DOWN and listen” when a Rabbi speaks. Finally, it's garnished with a 3D-printed sword because he'd rather “print entire armies for under $50” than deal with the 'female custodes' drama at Games Workshop.

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Rock Solid exhibits classic Slytherin traits of elitism, preservation of hierarchy, and a blunt disregard for 'soft' sensibilities. They advocate for harsh, efficient solutions, such as claiming there is “No reason not to do this everywhere on earth” regarding mass incarcerations, and frequently use derogatory terms to separate themselves from “tourists” or “normies”. Their resourcefulness is evident in promoting DIY alternatives to corporate pricing, noting how “you can print entire armies for under $50” to circumvent established systems. This combination of self-interest, tactical pragmatism, and a desire to gatekeep their interests defines their personality.

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ShitpostRock embodies the chaotic, contrarian spirit of an online provocateur who thrives on culture war discourse and niche media criticism. Their feed is a mix of anti-establishment sentiment and gatekeeping, particularly regarding the "modern gaming" industry, as seen when they claim "99% OF VIDEOGAME REMAKES ARE BAD" because they lack original creative struggle. The song’s themes of ideology and social division mirror their frequent attacks on "tourists" and "agenda pushers," such as when they mock those who "ignore the actual female factions in the game for brownie points" during the Warhammer 40k female Custodes drama. Ultimately, their persona is built on being the loudest voice against the grain, asserting that "there isn’t a media literacy crisis, you people just melt down whenever someone questions your interpretation", perfectly reflecting the song's exploration of influential, polarizing figures.

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