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The user’s self‑deprecating tone – "The painful realisation I’ve had is that I’m not gifted, I suck at most things, and I’m a coward." – mirrors Moe’s constant self‑loathing and belief that he’s a loser. Their existential musings, such as "I have come to the realization that there is no such thing as winning or losing…", echo the moments when Moe reflects on fate and the futility of his bar‑room life. The late‑night vulnerability expressed in "Around 3am is when I become most vulnerable." is exactly the kind of solitary, booze‑filled introspection Moe has behind the bar at night. Their cynical political rants ("Our country is filled with pseudo secularists…", "Upcoming caste census reeks of evil intentions.") align with Moe’s habit of railing against the world’s injustices while cursing the system. Finally, the frequent profanity ("All this fucking self knowledge…") and gritty realism fit Moe’s rough‑spoken, no‑nonsense personality.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, focusing on inner thoughts and vulnerability, as seen in the tweet about being most vulnerable at 3 am: Around 3am is when I become most vulnerable. If someone calls me at this time they will listen to a not before seen version of me. Their communication is dominated by abstract, pattern‑seeking ideas, for example: Each and everything is hierarchical in nature. Caste/Class/Gender/Corporate/Politics all these groups thrive on hierarchies. Decision‑making is guided by personal values and empathy, evident in statements such as Spirituality is awareness and awareness destroys ego and If you want to be at peace, then drop the ego and seek love. The user also displays a preference for structure and future‑oriented discipline, as expressed in Next 6 months is all I have. No excuses. Just discipline. Together these traits align with the INFJ profile, the Advocate, known for introverted intuition, feeling‑driven values, and a goal‑oriented judging approach.

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Mumbai techie & cricket fan. After 5 months, finally caught a sunrise. 3am philosopher, chasing growth & absurd moments. #CuriousMind– @ShivamWhatkar

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The spiced gin base captures his restless introspection, echoing his confession: "The painful realisation I’ve had is that I’m not gifted, I suck at most things, and I’m a coward." Cardamom bitters add a bitter edge that mirrors his existential frustration, as he bluntly asks in his bio, "All this fucking self knowledge, what the fuck has it gotten me?" and in a tweet he vents, "Every single day it's the same fuckin shit." A smoky Scotch whisky float represents his occasional turn toward spiritual surrender, reminiscent of his tweet: "I have come to the realization that there is no such thing as winning or losing. Everything happens according to His (Krishna’s) will..." Finally, tamarind syrup provides a sour‑sweet punch that reflects his defiant self‑assertion, captured when he says, "I have understood that I need to stand for myself."

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Shivam’s tweets show a strong focus on introspection, learning and philosophical inquiry, which are core Ravenclaw values. He writes, "Spirituality is awareness and awareness destroys ego," and "I have observed that people who are naturally curious do not hesitate to venture into unknown territory to satisfy their curiosity," highlighting his love for wisdom. He often reflects on self‑knowledge, saying "The painful realization I’ve had is that I’m not gifted, I suck at most things, and I’m a coward," and "Mental conditioning is what stops us from taking the leap of faith," showing a desire to understand the mind. His frequent references to thinkers like Osho, Krishna and Ambedkar and his critique of society indicate a keen intellectual curiosity. While he mentions ambition ("Next 6 months is all I have. No excuses. Just discipline"), the dominant theme is the pursuit of knowledge, fitting Ravenclaw.

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Shivam’s stream of self‑critical and existential tweets – "All this fucking self knowledge, what the fuck has it gotten me?" and "The painful realisation I’ve had is that I’m not gifted, I suck at most things, and I’m a coward." – echo the raw regret and emptiness in the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" and the refrain "What have I become?". His repeated statements that "Every single day it's the same fuckin shit" and "The moment you surrender, you understand that nothing was yours" reflect the song's theme of confronting a hollow, detached existence. The melancholic, introspective tone of "Hurt" therefore mirrors Shivam’s ongoing struggle with self‑knowledge, spiritual surrender, and a sense that his efforts have led nowhere.

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