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Their timeline is highly outward-facing and socially performative, filled with callouts, trash talk, and in-group memeing, which leans Extrovert; for example the aggressive banter in “#PokemonUNITE #NintendoSwitch gay ass comp L + ratio + kys + diffed + im the better player + skill issue + get a life” and the provocative bio about ads and “hot moms in my area” suggest someone who enjoys reactions and public engagement. The content is more about commentary and patterns in online communities than about concrete day-to-day details, pointing to Intuition: tweets like “Virtue signaling for Him but not the people He was fine with being a statistic #nooticing” and “Do I: A) Blame elm B) Blame zen C) Say twitlerites... uhhh.. err.. hmmm...” play with abstraction, meta-discourse, and social dynamics rather than sensory description. Their tone is sharply critical and logic‑angled rather than conciliatory, indicating Thinking: they bluntly attack others or situations with little emotional cushioning, as in “Thank you altaz for providing nothing of worth we all didn't already know and singlehandedly killing OM” and the harsh insult in “#NintendoSwitch kys fag”. The feed looks spontaneous, reactive, and driven by moment‑to‑moment impulses in games and discourse—spamming clips, memes, and salty remarks—rather than structured life updates or long-term planning, which aligns with Perceiving; their joking indecision in “Do I: A) Blame elm B) Blame zen C) Say twitlerites... uhhh.. err.. hmmm...” underscores a playful, noncommittal style. Altogether, a provocative, debate-loving, meme-driven presence with meta-commentary and low filter fits ENTP best.

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Eyvind | Nintendo Switch enjoyer, Pokémon UNITE tilter & Bayonetta 3 theorist. Once lost a match explaining mechanics in chat instead of playing.– @Shivynd

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This drink starts with spiced rum for the chaotic, trash-talk gamer energy that bursts out in matches like "gay ass comp L + ratio + kys + diffed + im the better player + skill issue + get a life". An electric blue energy drink base captures the hyper, up‑all‑night queueing vibe of their endless #PokemonUNITE and #NintendoSwitch posts like "IM USING CURSE INCENSE". Sour apple liqueur adds a sharp, petty tang for posts calling people out, like "Thank you altaz for providing nothing of worth we all didn't already know and singlehandedly killing OM". A grenadine drizzle sweetens everything, hinting at the underlying passion and drama of lines like "It's been 3 years since this interaction and I still haven't moved on from it". Finally, a Pop rocks rim represents their ad‑clicking, loud, impulsive bio energy: "i literally click every ad i see, i just cant help it. hot moms in my area!!!"—it’s messy, explosive, and impossible to ignore.

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Eyvind’s tweets show a sharp, cutting social style and an instinct for conflict that fits Slytherin’s edge more than any other house. Their willingness to publicly call people out, as in “Thank you altaz for providing nothing of worth we all didn't already know and singlehandedly killing OM” and “#FuckElm”, suggests a confrontational, grudge-holding temperament rather than the idealism of Gryffindor or the gentleness of Hufflepuff. The tweet “Notice it Be the ones you call your friends to backstab you first #RapeHerzen” shows a strong preoccupation with betrayal and social maneuvering, themes very aligned with Slytherin’s concern for loyalty, distrust, and in-group vs. out-group dynamics. Their casual use of harsh, even cruel phrasing like “gay ass comp L + ratio + kys + diffed + im the better player + skill issue + get a life” and “kys fag” reflects a competitive, dominance-oriented mindset, not the intellectualism of Ravenclaw. Even the bio, “i literally click every ad i see, i just cant help it. hot moms in my area!!!”, hints at a provocative, unserious persona crafted to shock or amuse, which fits Slytherin’s flair for image and performative attitude more than any other house.

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The song Internet by Post Malone fits them well because it captures an always-online, slightly chaotic, extremely terminally-online vibe. Their bio (“i literally click every ad i see, i just cant help it. hot moms in my area!!!”) shows a self-aware, meme-heavy relationship with being online that mirrors the song’s theme of being sucked into the digital world. They spam gameplay content and screenshots like “#PokemonUNITE #NintendoSwitch gay ass comp L + ratio + kys + diffed + im the better player + skill issue + get a life” and “IMS O GOOD”, which fits the song’s mix of bravado, burnout, and oversharing. Their tendency toward drama and callouts, seen in tweets like “#FuckElm” and “Notice it Be the ones you call your friends to backstab you first #RapeHerzen”, also reflects the song’s sense that life online is messy, intense, and hard to escape. Overall, Internet matches their gaming-centric timeline, edgy humor, and self-aware immersion in online culture.

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