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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebel and prankster who thrives on pushing boundaries and mocking authority, just like the user’s provocative tweets. The user writes "the Group Chat is sacred… where man can call his fellow man a gay retard in peace," echoing Bart’s love of chaotic free‑speech and offensiveness. Their statement "everything i say is a joke unless you agree with it then i’m serious" mirrors Bart’s classic "I’m just kidding… or am I?" and their absurd political rants such as "we have surpassed the need for men. men are now obsolete." also reflect Bart’s tendency to make shocking, nonsensical claims for attention. Finally, the user’s self‑branding as a "bimbo populist" and their random, meme‑filled style ("i’m sorry WHAT TINDER FOR WHAT") are reminiscent of Bart’s unpredictable, meme‑like antics on the show.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent, attention‑seeking posts and desire to provoke debate (e.g., "Everything I say is a joke unless you agree then I’m serious") show extraverted energy. Their focus on abstract, speculative topics like conspiracies about "human engineering" and the "lost generation" indicates a preference for intuition. The use of logical, often sarcastic critique (e.g., "the media is genuinely so sick and whoever is pushing this story should be in prison") points to thinking. Their spontaneous, unstructured posting style, jumping from one topic to another without a clear plan (e.g., "we’re releasing the files day one! … they don’t exist actually") reflects perceiving.

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YouTuber & cultural commentator. Dissecting media, politics & meme culture. NYC. Once got a random pigeon to star in my vlog.– @shoe0nhead

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The Shoecialism Spicy Chaos mixes a neutral vodka base with chili‑infused tequila to capture the “spicy” vibe of the tweet "NEW VIDEO… it’s a spicy one 🌶️". A splash of cherry liqueur adds a sweet, pop‑culture glitter that mirrors the self‑styled "bimbo populist" bio. Bitter Campari gives the drink a dark edge, echoing the user’s conspiratorial and anti‑establishment rants like "the Group Chat is sacred. it is the last bastion of free speech." and "we have surpassed the need for men. men are now obsolete." Finally, an energy‑drink fizz reflects the relentless, meme‑driven energy of posts such as "you stupid INCEL GAMER CHUDS don’t understand" and "‼️ATTENTION: SOME BULLSHIT‼️". The result is a chaotic, sweet‑spicy‑bitter cocktail that feels like scrolling through @shoe0nhead’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal influence and manipulation, as seen in the tweet "the Group Chat is sacred. it is the last bastion of free speech. where man can call his fellow man a gay retard in peace. leaking The Group Chat is the greatest of sins." This reflects Slytherin's cunning and desire to control information. Their ambition to dominate narratives appears in "we’re releasing the files day one! look we have the binders! they’re on my desk! uhh they don’t exist actually wait they do exist but democrats created them the real epstein files were the friends we made along the way," showing a willingness to fabricate and push conspiracies for personal gain. They also prioritize self‑preservation and strategic positioning, e.g., "if i’m ever brutally murdered on the subway make sure everyone knows it was a rare occurrence and just part of living in a city ok remember to bring up car accident statistics too," which aligns with Slytherin's self‑protective nature. Overall, the pattern of ambition, scheming, and a readiness to bend rules points to Slytherin.

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The user’s tweets show a self‑aware, provocateur persona that revels in being labelled the ‘bad guy.’ For example, they write ‘‼️ATTENTION: SOME BULLSHIT‼️ … videos unfairly removed from youtube while my original video is still up’ and ‘the Group Chat is sacred. it is the last bastion of free speech,’ highlighting their love for controversy and defying censorship. Their claim ‘everything i say is a joke unless you agree with it then i’m serious’ mirrors the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek refrain ‘I’m the bad guy, duh.’ This makes Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy” a perfect match for their contradictory, anti‑establishment, self‑identifying villain persona.

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