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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, loud, and funny teen who pushes boundaries but is ultimately good‑hearted. Their timeline is full of irreverent, over-the-top posts like “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU” and unfiltered jokes about school such as “Staff said 67 at the pep rally can someone please blow up my school”, which fits Bart’s rebellious streak. At the same time, they show genuine affection and enthusiasm for their boyfriend and interests, for example “AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND HES SO COOL” and “Got really happy when my teacher gave me a gold star”, echoing Bart’s softer side beneath the mischief. Their love of edgy humor, meme culture, and taking shots at public figures—like “Nicki Minaj going fucking senile 🙏” and “twitter is genuinely retarded, the actual shooter as far as we know has still not been identified and yet people are saying shit like 'bet it was a trans person' grow up 😭”—also mirrors Bart’s mix of crudeness and unexpectedly sharp social commentary.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they loudly broadcast personal experiences and emotions to a public audience, e.g. getting excited about a gold star in school in “Got really happy when my teacher gave me a gold star (I'm 75% into my sophomore year)”, and dramatizing social mishaps and school events like the pep rally in “Also today we had a pep rally and they had turkey dodgeball, me and my boyfriend chose a turkey to win and he just started dwerking????”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they riff on cultural and political narratives, like critiquing reactionary discourse around shootings in “twitter is genuinely retarded, the actual shooter as far as we know has still not been identified and yet people are saying shit like 'bet it was a trans person' grow up 😭”, and spin conceptual jokes about numbers and symbolism in “67 is demonic skrilla be kissing on the devil all homoerotic we absolutely need to ban this gay devil number”, which goes beyond concrete detail. They favor Feeling over detached logic: they take emotional and ethical stances on racism and fascism, e.g. “he was racist, homophobic, and against gun control zawg.” and “How about instead of killing unarmed civilians we actually revolt and stuff chat”, and their reactions are value- and empathy-driven rather than structured argumentation. Finally, they seem clearly Perceiving: they are spontaneous, chaotic, and unplanned, as seen in posting a workout plan on the fly because they lack a notes app in “I don't have a notes app so I'm gonna post me and my boyfriends workout plan here so I dont forget it”, and in impulsive mishaps like “just spent the whole day believing i had a broken charger... it was in the headphone jack.” and “HOLY SHIT I DOXXED MYSELF IN A PREVIOUS POST WHOOPS”. Their expressive enthusiasm, rapid-fire opinions on media and politics, and emotionally charged, playful posting style best fit ENFP.

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16 • art kid in Bilewater • once tried to charge my laptop through the headphone jack and never recovered • opinions, games, & mild chaos– @shoko_SOS

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This bright, loud mocktail fits a minor who calls themselves a “faggot” in their bio and yells “I am gay” and “I LIKE MEN I LIKE DUDES”, so the sparkling cherry soda is for the sweet, fruity chaos and the cherry in their name. Sour blue raspberry syrup represents their aggressive loyalty to “Blue tool supremacy FUCK red tools FUCK YELLOW TOOLS”, with the red and yellow sugar dust crushed over the ice as the tools they’re clowning on. Non-alcoholic bitters capture their sharp, constantly-ranting side about everything from “twitter is genuinely retarded” to webtoon ads and joybaiting, while keeping it 100% booze-free because they’re a minor who literally says “Being followed by an mdni account I've peaked as a minor”. The vanilla cream foam on top is their soft side—someone who gets hyped over a gold star in class (“Got really happy when my teacher gave me a gold star”) and gushes “AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND HES SO COOL”. Overall it’s loud, sweet, a little bitter, extremely online, and just experimental enough to match someone who will post their entire workout plan on main because “I don't have a notes app”.

Your Hogwarts House
Sho reads as a loud, impulsive, principled chaos gremlin, which fits Gryffindor best. They repeatedly posture in a bold, confrontational way, from “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU” to the over-the-top meltdown about banner issues where they beg to be “shot and killed…in front of a live audience” in “WHY CANT I CHANGE MY BANNER…PLEASE FUCKING SHOOT AND KILL ME IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE I AM BEGGING”; that dramatic, performative intensity is peak Gryffindor energy. They also show a strong moral backbone and willingness to stand up for beliefs, such as calling out racism and fascism in “This is about racists zawg, racists are like.. bad twin” and explicitly criticizing people minimizing or misframing political violence in “saying that the bullets had anti fascist ideology written on them, and calling the guy a radicalized leftist freak is somewhat telling” and “he was racist, homophobic, and against gun control zawg.”. Their loyalty and ride-or-die devotion to their boyfriend, like “AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND HES SO COOL” and being hyped to kiss him in front of a horror movie in “IM GONNA KISS MY BOYFRIEND IN FRONT OF MARKIPLIERS STUPID (beautiful) FACE ON THE BIG SCREEN”, show the classic Gryffindor tendency to love loudly and fearlessly. Even their humor often centers on reckless honesty and public self-owning, like admitting to charging their laptop via the headphone jack in “the whole day i had my laptop charging by the headphone jack.”, which reflects a courageous willingness to look foolish in public. They do have wit and creativity, but the overriding vibe is brash courage, moral conviction, and impulsive theatrics—Gryffindor over anything else.

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Ain’t It Fun by Paramore suits them best because it balances chaotic humor, teenage angst, and genuine emotion in the same way their timeline does. They openly celebrate their Paramore love, saying “THIS IS CORRECT I LOVE HAYLEY WILLIAMS”, which makes a Paramore track an especially fitting choice. The song’s theme of stumbling through growing up matches posts like being excited over a gold star in class while being well into their sophomore year: “Got really happy when my teacher gave me a gold star (I'm 75% into my sophomore year)”. Its mix of sarcasm and sincerity mirrors their tone, from self-deprecating moments like “just spent the whole day believing i had a broken charger… it was in the headphone jack” to loud, joyful affection such as “AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND HES SO COOL”. Overall, the song captures their queer, chaotic, slightly unhinged but ultimately optimistic vibe.

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